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over a year ago
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Hi, i have trying to get my girlfriend into the idea of swinging for several months with no joy. she likes the idea when we fuck, but in reality, wont give it a minutes though...
We are off to Austria snowboarding in Dec, and we have discussed the 'naked sauna's'.. and she is quite excited about going nude. I know i will be rock hard once i see the other guys looking at her naked body!!! Hopefully this could be the start!
Has anyone any sauna stories to share? |
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly.
"That`s my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That`s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I`m getting a Fax," he explains
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