have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ???? |
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"i didnt understand a word of that 
I started reading it in a Geordie accent. It helped me understand, but I was left with a craving for mint humbugs and zebras.
I'm going for a shower..."
Cor, fuck I vicar, dem wurzels ave discovered a new dialect!  |
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"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????"
WTF!!!!!
I actually thought i was pissed when i read that  ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad  ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says  |
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"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????"
run away! run away!! |
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"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????
WTF!!!!!
I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says "
wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys |
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"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????
WTF!!!!!
I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys "
nope ive just read it again and i still have no idea what your asking lol |
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"Aye tidy like butt innit wassa marra you all dull like or wor "
Serens that will be lost on soooo many people but it made me spit tea all ova me desk !!!!!! |
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"have ya ever or if it did happen ....ya went to a party ya talk to peeps ya mix as ya do ya meet ppl who ya nar ya get on with then the others ya nar ya dont or ya wadnt gan there anyway few drinks then ya wake up the eyes take in the room ya a bit ruff where the fook am i then ya turn rund and ya naked next to sum 1 ya wadnt want to sleep
with never had any intension of either but it 100% looks that way the covers off the beds ya can see ya both naked used condom ,,,,,what did ya do or what wad ya do ,,,,quietly gather ya cloths and de 1 wake them up and ask what went on ????
WTF!!!!!
I actually thought i was pissed when i read that ok i know its a swingers site and not a school class room but ffs theres no excuse for grammar that bad ive read it five times now and still not sure what its says wrote in makem tark ya nar zzz cheers for the funny answers guys
nope ive just read it again and i still have no idea what your asking lol"
well naughty all you have to do is read it in makem tark! doh...  dont feel embarrassed cos you dont understand makem tark. bet you wish you would have picked it as one of ur options in school now dont you? lol |
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SO has anyone ever given her a decent answer yet???
heheehehehehe
Yep..........run as fast as you can "
hehehehehehehee
OMG - thank god this has not happened to me since being a horny teenager!!!
The case of chew ya own arm off rather than wake them up!!!
hehehehe
But yeah - if it DID happen now, then i wouold sneak out and run, FAST!!!!
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Translation by English dept BBC
Have you ever?
You go to a party, you talk to people, and you mix. As you do, you meet people who you get on with and others that you don’t or at least you wouldn’t go there anyway!
You have a fair few drinks. You wake the next morning, your eyes take in the room you feel rough. ‘Where the fuck am I?’
You’re naked, you turn round and laying next to you is someone you didn’t (still don’t) fancy but, it looks that you have indeed done the dirty with them!
The bedclothes are totally messed up, you’re both naked, and a used condom is on the floor next to you!
What do (or did) you do next?
Quietly gather your clothes and leave quickly or wake them up and ask if they remember the night?
Correct answer of course is
Leave quickly, shower vigorously then forget it ever or, could have, happened to YOU.
Deny everything if asked about it…
‘pffft joking aren’t you?’ is of course the EU standard reply ?
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