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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Single male here , always horny and I need a fuck buddy, im sure im the only bloke on this site looking for this , so i should have the pick of the bunch, I'm in north London so I'll be holding auditions soon , if you want to be in with a chance of being on the short list , you'd better be quick , I will try to reply to all message but obviously some will fall of the page , face , tit and bum photos with your messages thanks
Good luck to you all .   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll message as soon as the restraining order expires.  "
The order clearly stated you where not to make contact with me in any way, I let the 1st few dirty photo message go but when you started sending your used pants through the post tut tut
But your still on the shortcuts , just because I'm male and also your photos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single male here , always horny and I need a fuck buddy, im sure im the only bloke on this site looking for this , so i should have the pick of the bunch, I'm in north London so I'll be holding auditions soon , if you want to be in with a chance of being on the short list , you'd better be quick , I will try to reply to all message but obviously some will fall of the page , face , tit and bum photos with your messages thanks
Good luck to you all . "
i would happily travel to london on a regular basis to fuck you, been looking for a fuck buddie for months but due to the shortage of single guys on here had no luck so far |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't get disheartened , i know it's hard for you sexy single ladies to find meets on here , every time I come in the forums there is another post from a lady asking for her profile to be looked at due to no meets or posting asking for single guys , I feel your pain , just keep messaging every guy on here and sooner or later those "fancy a fuck" message will find a target.
But good news for you too, your added to the short list |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !! 
Argghhh oh for a teleport device!"
Teleport ? Your only 60mile away and its never bothered you before when you've stood outside my window all night ?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !!
Argghhh oh for a teleport device!
Teleport ? Your only 60mile away and its never bothered you before when you've stood outside my window all night ?! "
I'm still there. This is your wi-fi I'm using.  |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
third star on the right |
"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster "
Ah, but do you send the same message every week (at the most) until your blocked? That's how you are guaranteed a response and meet!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster "
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster "
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!"
Problem is there was a massive communication breakdown when the restraining order was made against you, I was meant to keep you away but you read it as I wanted to tie you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you "
i had that with them too
I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
we all know men dont do DIY |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have tried my luck already in the past but sadly has fallen on deaf ears...  if only I was closer to london "
Yummy I was touched when you said you would uproot everything and move to London just on the off chance I would be free one night and because of that kinda commitment your on the list  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
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Perky is on the list but only if she takes me to fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you
i had that with them too
I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
we all know men dont do DIY "
I knew it,she told me he had popped out , to the pub, far fetched stories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
Perky is on the list but only if she takes me to fair "
Yeah, but you have to be able to do the Waltzer..... BLINDFOLD..!!
Lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you "
Why thank you. May I use that on my CV....?
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you "
Buggar rumbled again!
Will have to put on a male voice next time.
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
You clearly state you are a part of a couple but whenever we have spoke only the lady has been available ?? I think your just pretending to be a couple to enhance your chances with the single blokes, you obviously know that that sexy ass and body isn't enough to get a meet with us blokes, nice try but we are on to you
i had that with them too
I added them to MSN and only the lady was on cam then she made up the excuse her fella was putting some shelves up and would come on cam later.....likely story
we all know men dont do DIY "
Only in their trouser department  |
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"hmmm very nice .. argghhh to be in london or sheffield !!
What have I missed? Why Sheffield?"
third line of his profile
'time is split between London and Sheffield'
thought i was going mad there and spending too much time with marquis on me mind !!  phew ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!
Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha "
Pick me up on the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!
Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way "
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!
Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon "
Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!
Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon
Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig "
I thought you'd be really good with your mouth ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must get the road map out to see where London is!
Come out of the Wirral , turn right and keep going , you can't miss it
Ah yes. South of Watford. Gotcha
Pick me up on the way
Your on the list now too , will be holding auditions soon
Im a crap singer but can do a pretty good Irish jig
I thought you'd be really good with your mouth ? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you "
no he is'nt |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!"
No not yet.....that will be next week once I kept resending the same message to him day after day
Might have to start sending them to you too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have sent you numberous pictures of my boobs and bum from every angle possible and still you haven't replied to my fancy a fuck message!
* tuts * timewaster
At least he hasn't taken out a restraining order against you. That's practically an open invitation, lucky so-and-so!
No not yet.....that will be next week once I kept resending the same message to him day after day
Might have to start sending them to you too "
Really ?? 3 messages a day ??
Your gonna have to put some more effort in , photos of your private bits and telling me what your going to do to me just won't cut it !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look, i can be your fb but i don't accommodate and you will have to come to me and pay for a hotel .
Bring wine, and i will be using the hotel room after you leave.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I stalk you ?
Yes but kinkyinherts uses the bush to the left under my window so you may have to go round the back x"
Hants not herts.
I'm gutted you don't even know my name. Need to increase my stalking, clearly.
Where's the tearful smilie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Look, i can be your fb but i don't accommodate and you will have to come to me and pay for a hotel .
Bring wine, and i will be using the hotel room after you leave.
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That all seems reasonable to me , I'd expect the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am nearer i live in Essex lol..... And NO to those that think i have a hubby those days are long gone
I'm nearer!
And I knitted my own stalking balaclava specially! 
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This is the kind of commitment that gets you near the top end of the shortlist . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I stalk you ?
Yes but kinkyinherts uses the bush to the left under my window so you may have to go round the back x
Hants not herts.
I'm gutted you don't even know my name. Need to increase my stalking, clearly.
Where's the tearful smilie? "
I knew it was Hants, how could I forget after that time you went all "girl with the dragon tattoo" on me and tied me up,tattooed kinkyinhants on my chest, I'm not even going to talk about te dildo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you
no he is'nt "
No, I'm much better than that.... Lol!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perky is at the fair with her kids, but has asked me to lodge an expression of 'interest' on her behalf ......
your a proper hubby you arnt you
no he is'nt
No, I'm much better than that.... Lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've been sending the Kgood morning', good afternoon, good evening and goodnight messages every day for the past 2 months and not one reply.
Ill put a bit more effort in and send 'good 9am, 1Oam,11am etc but if that doesn't work I'm just going to leave the site!!
(And come back within 10mins with a new name but same pics and start again of course)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I've been sending the Kgood morning', good afternoon, good evening and goodnight messages every day for the past 2 months and not one reply.
Ill put a bit more effort in and send 'good 9am, 1Oam,11am etc but if that doesn't work I'm just going to leave the site!!
(And come back within 10mins with a new name but same pics and start again of course)
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Your obviously not putting enough effort in , I'll only add you to the short list when you have at least 3 profiles on the go, you can use the same pictures in them all and if you want to verify yourself using your own accounts that might help with my decision |
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