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By *helroy OP Couple
over a year ago
Skegness |
to maintain healthy level of insanity
1 at lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglass on and point a hair dry at passing cars see if they slow down
2 on all your cheque stubs write for marijuana
3 order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face
4 when the money comes out the atm scream i won i won
5 when leaving the zoo start running towards the car park yeling run for your lives they 're loose
6 tell your children over dinner due to the economy we going to have to let one of you go
and the best till last
7 pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is |
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