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So, I feel like it would be quite funny to write some of the craziest / weirdest Fab experiences we've all had.
1) I once had a very good meet, we argued after - then he started turning up at my door at 1/2am and leaving his underwear on the front door. This happened around 9/10 times.
2) One guy was very closeted. We agreed to meet for some fun, he turned up and wanted to stand in my en suite while I was naked and just wank over me in the darkness. When I said I wasn't into it, he just dry humped me with clothes on. He didn't understand why I wasn't feeling it! haha
3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
These are just a handful of the ones I can remember but there have definitely been more! Purpose of this is to be lighthearted and have a laugh about some encounters.  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Na I don't kiss n tell |
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Had amazing sex went to grab a bottle of wine from the shop across the road came back and got attacked....... Eventful lol |
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"Had amazing sex went to grab a bottle of wine from the shop across the road came back and got attacked....... Eventful lol"
Attacked!? Why?? |
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For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our first ever meet... Sat in the pub, couple went unlos... So decided to have a meal and go.. On exiting the pub, hubby was assaulted by some random d*unk.. Hubby defended himself and said d*unk ended up on the floor with both wrists bent up his back till the police arrived... Got a free lift home so..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your hubby sounds hard lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home"
Just shows that when i ask them if they have a clean and smell free home and need a few pics of this, why some f off and no more contact
the more research. questions you do the bettter the meet imo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your hubby sounds hard lol"
Not especially... Training kicked in(ex prison officer) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
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How does that even happen? |
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By *MNJCouple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home
Just shows that when i ask them if they have a clean and smell free home and need a few pics of this, why some f off and no more contact
the more research. questions you do the bettter the meet imo"
You ask for pictures of their home? Our house is always clean and tidy (E is a bit ocd about it) but we'd think you were winding us up if you wanted pictures. |
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By *friendMan
over a year ago
Basildon |
Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since. |
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"Our first ever meet... Sat in the pub, couple went unlos... So decided to have a meal and go.. On exiting the pub, hubby was assaulted by some random d*unk.. Hubby defended himself and said d*unk ended up on the floor with both wrists bent up his back till the police arrived... Got a free lift home so..... "
What do you mean by unlos? But jeez!!! Sounds eventful!!! |
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3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
How does that even happen? "
No idea, some men really don’t seem to know how to clean their ass!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once met a couple who turned up at mine, and within minutes they suggested injecting some very hard drugs.
That terrified me, especially since one of them was visibly shaking and sweating. Like withdrawal. I asked them to leave, but had to tread on egg shells as it was very tense and I didn’t want them to kick off.
The thing is, their profile on here was totally normal and they were very good looking and articulate and had tons of verifications.
It put me off meeting people for a while. Actually I’ve only had a couple of meets in the 3 years since it happened. |
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Met a couple for a chat with a view to
A meet , seemed to be going okay till hubby went to the loo . My smartphone buzzed me and I glanced at it.
When he returned she said to him ' I think he's bored love. 'He keeps looking at his watch'
I'm not keen on liars and became defensive. we still arranged to meet but it didn't go ahead....no shock there !
So still waiting for my first play.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once met a couple who turned up at mine, and within minutes they suggested injecting some very hard drugs.
That terrified me, especially since one of them was visibly shaking and sweating. Like withdrawal. I asked them to leave, but had to tread on egg shells as it was very tense and I didn’t want them to kick off.
The thing is, their profile on here was totally normal and they were very good looking and articulate and had tons of verifications.
It put me off meeting people for a while. Actually I’ve only had a couple of meets in the 3 years since it happened."
Jesus, that'd put me off as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since."
Was the mum aware you'd just banged her daughter? Bit weird, I don't think I'd be trying to fuck a girl that my son had just been with  |
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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago
Leeds + Newcastle |
Met for a social in town and parted ways but I'd mentioned in passing I lived right in the city centre and he followed me round town for about 45 mins while I ran errands. Started making my way home and he was still lurking but I didn't want to make scene so I jumped on the metro to go 1 stop across the river and back to lose him.
Another time I was walking round the metro centre with my mam, both grandma's and mother in law and a bloke I'd met kept trying to get my attention and chat to me.
He didn't take the hint and i was on edge.
Weird at the time but amusing now |
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Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys"
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare.. |
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"Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since."
Is that her in your pics? |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare.."
We didn't want to press charges as we didn't want it going to court and ending up in the local pape but she also ended up assaulting the police woman so charges were forth coming. Luckily when it went to court she pled guilty so there was no trial. |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare..
We didn't want to press charges as we didn't want it going to court and ending up in the local pape but she also ended up assaulting the police woman so charges were forth coming. Luckily when it went to court she pled guilty so there was no trial. "
Can't help feel sorry for you and her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a guy at his house one night he said he only wanted to perform oral. Got there and there's holy statues all over the sitting room and 2 or 3 crucifix on the walls. Big flat screen TV in the corner with hardcore gay sex on very loud. Got down to business and got the worst blowjob of my life marked my cock with his teeth. Ended up wanking myself off and blowing on his face and leaving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well cannot say much as i have not had much luck yet but one day i might lol |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
No wonder no body ever recovers as the op I've let it fade away from my memory  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the first couple's I met in my fab beginning years.
Turned up, she was stunning, him not so. Asked what they liked, didn't know. No one knew what to do. He was huge, she was a petite beautiful red head. Started kissing her, she was wooden.
I pulled away and said, your not into this it feels a bit r a p e y. I said why are you doing this if you're not into it?
She said she was worried hubby would leave her. Kicked them out only to be messaged a week later saying they really wanted this and could they pay me.
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There's been other ones but that is the worst. |
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"So, I feel like it would be quite funny to write some of the craziest / weirdest Fab experiences we've all had.
1) I once had a very good meet, we argued after - then he started turning up at my door at 1/2am and leaving his underwear on the front door. This happened around 9/10 times.
2) One guy was very closeted. We agreed to meet for some fun, he turned up and wanted to stand in my en suite while I was naked and just wank over me in the darkness. When I said I wasn't into it, he just dry humped me with clothes on. He didn't understand why I wasn't feeling it! haha
3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
These are just a handful of the ones I can remember but there have definitely been more! Purpose of this is to be lighthearted and have a laugh about some encounters. "
Funny as fuck! You need to write a book! |
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My weird meet was totally surreal.
I had a fwb I would play with when I lived in the South. Well we were invited to visit a couples home near Gatwick.
On arriving, we found they had a hottub in the garden. Result!
So the four of us stripped naked, and dashed into the tub.
Was all going so well, until the neighbours decided to come and see what all the happy sounds were coming from.
That was fine on the face of it, but it turns out the neighbours had been at a wedding reception, and we're off their faces! Neighbours then proceeded to have a violent domestic dispute, most unpleasant and the four of us are still sitting in the hotwater....
Then Sussex's finest turn up, and promptly remove both d*unk and disorderly visitors from the garden... And one of the coppers attending just happened to go to school with me. He did give me a broad smile.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Very timely topic as I literally had one last week.
So met this couple on another site a few months ago. Initial phone chat went fine, had a social to see if there was any chemistry, also went well.
Then playtime was on the agenda. First meet had to be postponed due to a personal issue on their side. So in the end we didn't meet again until almost two months later (last week).
In the meantime there was, of course, build up and anticipation. Especially in the few days leading up to it.
On the night the plan was for me to hang out with the wife at a party in their hotel, while the husband waited in the room for us.
Was told she was a bit shy and needed warming up, so did my best (without being over the top) to flirt and dance with her. Felt like hard work, very hard work but I stayed positive.
Eventually she said she wanted to go back to the room, but didn't seem excited about it. We stopped to finish our drinks in the hotel bar, at which point she indicates that she wants me to leave. I ask why and she says, "I don't want to do this anymore". I give her a cuddle and she bursts out crying. I comfort her, tell her it's ok and have to make my way home in a cab that costs almost £100.
They paid me back afterwards actually, but what a palaver!
Not so much a horror story but challenging to say the least. Still, these kind of experiences build character. |
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These are funny and some are scary but I don't tell,sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a couple of years ago now but I’d been messaging someone on here for a while with a view to meeting up when the opportunity arose when lo and behold she had a free house for the weekend and a hot tub ready to go. .
I was working a dodgy shift at work so couldn’t get round early evening but headed out her way as soon as id finished. She’d already had a couple of shandies by the time I got there and we headed off to the hot tub where things started to get steamy in more ways than one as she had the the heat edged towards its upper limits. After a bit of light fun in the tub she started to complain she was “feeling a bit warm “ and suggested it might be an idea to head inside. Not normally being one to turn down an invitation like that I followed her towel clad body inside only to see her disappear off upstairs at a rate of knots headed towards the bathroom where she proceeded to be violently sick for quite some time. My last image a period of time later after making sure she was okay was her head down the loo continuing to be sick, ass up in the air presenting a tempting target while I made my polite excuses and took my blue balls home with me…..  |
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One couple, she looked NOTHING like her photos, must have been 20-30 year old shots. They tried their best but had zero chance. At another couples house I was mauled by their two dogs for over an hour before he weirdly asked us to leave, the ladies got on like a house on fire and were both really upset. The male of a couple greeted us just wearing dirty jeans, pissed out of his head, we quickly left. |
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"Once met a couple who turned up at mine, and within minutes they suggested injecting some very hard drugs.
That terrified me, especially since one of them was visibly shaking and sweating. Like withdrawal. I asked them to leave, but had to tread on egg shells as it was very tense and I didn’t want them to kick off.
The thing is, their profile on here was totally normal and they were very good looking and articulate and had tons of verifications.
It put me off meeting people for a while. Actually I’ve only had a couple of meets in the 3 years since it happened."
I’ve had a few who have turned up and not disclosed that they wanted to party n play. Not my vibe and just so disrespectful! |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys"
The DRAMA! Horrible experience |
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"So, I feel like it would be quite funny to write some of the craziest / weirdest Fab experiences we've all had.
1) I once had a very good meet, we argued after - then he started turning up at my door at 1/2am and leaving his underwear on the front door. This happened around 9/10 times.
2) One guy was very closeted. We agreed to meet for some fun, he turned up and wanted to stand in my en suite while I was naked and just wank over me in the darkness. When I said I wasn't into it, he just dry humped me with clothes on. He didn't understand why I wasn't feeling it! haha
3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
These are just a handful of the ones I can remember but there have definitely been more! Purpose of this is to be lighthearted and have a laugh about some encounters.
Funny as fuck! You need to write a book! "
Funniest part was the underwear all had days of the week on them. Was quite scary at the time but hilarious now! |
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"Very timely topic as I literally had one last week.
So met this couple on another site a few months ago. Initial phone chat went fine, had a social to see if there was any chemistry, also went well.
Then playtime was on the agenda. First meet had to be postponed due to a personal issue on their side. So in the end we didn't meet again until almost two months later (last week).
In the meantime there was, of course, build up and anticipation. Especially in the few days leading up to it.
On the night the plan was for me to hang out with the wife at a party in their hotel, while the husband waited in the room for us.
Was told she was a bit shy and needed warming up, so did my best (without being over the top) to flirt and dance with her. Felt like hard work, very hard work but I stayed positive.
Eventually she said she wanted to go back to the room, but didn't seem excited about it. We stopped to finish our drinks in the hotel bar, at which point she indicates that she wants me to leave. I ask why and she says, "I don't want to do this anymore". I give her a cuddle and she bursts out crying. I comfort her, tell her it's ok and have to make my way home in a cab that costs almost £100.
They paid me back afterwards actually, but what a palaver!
Not so much a horror story but challenging to say the least. Still, these kind of experiences build character."
What a waste of your time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare..
We didn't want to press charges as we didn't want it going to court and ending up in the local pape but she also ended up assaulting the police woman so charges were forth coming. Luckily when it went to court she pled guilty so there was no trial. "
Another reason not to me at your place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chatting with a couple , we arrange for me to visit them she asks me to bring a bottle of vodka ( branded not cheap stuff) having spent £30 in off licence arrive....they are both stoned we chat for an hour with clearly no intention of adult pleasures....thank me for the drink and show me out of the door..... |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
This is why I go to clubs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God some of these are quite frightening |
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By *enm83Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Had one late night meet, she wanted to do some cuckolding with him peering round the corner if the door. We chatted, got naughty, plenty of oral..was about to fuck ..and then I ejaculated as soon as I put the condom on...
I must have been stressed or tired that night, but it didn't do much for my self-esteem.. |
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I'm not saying anything.. except my won't meet again list is a hell of a lot longer than my will meet again list.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Early days on previous account guy sent me dick pics we met it was a lot smaller in real life he couldn't stay hard either ended up making him eat me then I left very disappointed doesn't compare to any of these wild stories |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare..
We didn't want to press charges as we didn't want it going to court and ending up in the local pape but she also ended up assaulting the police woman so charges were forth coming. Luckily when it went to court she pled guilty so there was no trial.
Another reason not to me at your place"
We always meet for a social first now in either a pub or cafe |
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Nothing as horrific as some of the tales here! We had been chatting to a couple on Fab for a few weeks and had arranged a meet at their place so being in a different town, we decided to book a hotel & make a night of it.
Evening of the meet comes and we message them for their address and a time. It all goes a bit quiet, message them again & get a reply that says there's a medical emergency with her family. Ok, nothing they can do about that. We're a bit disappointed but just open the wine & get naked just the two of us. We check back in on Fab a bit later and see that they are online and active in the forums. Turns out they got a "better" offer so stood us up! Charming... Still, we didn't waste the night, managed to find two lovely single guys just round the corner from our hotel who both (separately) came over and made it a great fun night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't thing this lifestyle is for us afterall  |
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By *ave65Man
over a year ago
Rotherham |
I just got divorced and I’ve been seeing a few lady friends that I was fucking regular and somebody told me about this site. I was on it for awhile I’m not having much luck and getting more attention from men and in the back of my mind I was wondering what it was like to be of some man anyway a gay man talked me into meeting him Anyway have a great afternoon suck my first cock and fucked him twice And as soon as I left that’s when it all started texting after texting demanding I meet him again and do him bareback telling me he wants to leave his husband for me and that He loved me put me off Gay men for a very long time |
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"I just got divorced and I’ve been seeing a few lady friends that I was fucking regular and somebody told me about this site. I was on it for awhile I’m not having much luck and getting more attention from men and in the back of my mind I was wondering what it was like to be of some man anyway a gay man talked me into meeting him Anyway have a great afternoon suck my first cock and fucked him twice And as soon as I left that’s when it all started texting after texting demanding I meet him again and do him bareback telling me he wants to leave his husband for me and that He loved me put me off Gay men for a very long time "
That’s very unusual for a gay man! We’re used to hook up culture generally and no strings attached, definitely more than straight folk. |
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"The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them"
This sounds slightly harsh, but it’s made me laugh haha |
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over a year ago
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OP
You should write a book, I'd buy it....
Dry humping
Ohhh god |
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By *ave65Man
over a year ago
Rotherham |
"I just got divorced and I’ve been seeing a few lady friends that I was fucking regular and somebody told me about this site. I was on it for awhile I’m not having much luck and getting more attention from men and in the back of my mind I was wondering what it was like to be of some man anyway a gay man talked me into meeting him Anyway have a great afternoon suck my first cock and fucked him twice And as soon as I left that’s when it all started texting after texting demanding I meet him again and do him bareback telling me he wants to leave his husband for me and that He loved me put me off Gay men for a very long time
That’s very unusual for a gay man! We’re used to hook up culture generally and no strings attached, definitely more than straight folk. "
. I put the full story on here stories and fantasies under (divorced after 23 years) |
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After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
Oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
You should have just flossed and carried on!.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
Lol |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left!
You should have just flossed and carried on!.. "
If I was drinking tea I would of spat it out lol |
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left!
You should have just flossed and carried on!..
If I was drinking tea I would of spat it out lol"
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"The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them"
OMG cracking up here |
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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago
Suffolk |
Worst meet? It was fantastic... |
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I once met a guy who was in such a rush that he took his cock out of my hand to finish himself off and almost ejaculated over my shoes. I had to jump back out of the way.
I was back in the car after 20 minutes and he was off to his work meeting. Couldn't understand why I didn't want to meet again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We went to a party a long way from home.
It was awful, the people were dirty, some wore stained clothes, the house was disgusting ... dirty, scummy, mouldy rooms. Then to cap it all other guests made many racist comments when they found we lived in Leicestershire.
We now only meet in clubs and take great care in picking who we meet. |
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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago
cheshire |
This was not my meet but a guy I have seen regularly for years told me about a meet with a crossdresser who asked if he could shave his (the crossdressers) back when he arrived. |
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An embarrassing one for me, met a really nice (can you say that on here?) couple, for the second time - a great 3 way meet, lots or oral and most other things going on, finally got to enter the lady, felt a pain on my cock, pulled out of her, blood everywhere - yes, I had split the string, boy does it bleed!
Still, they were good about it, went back to my room to shower and clean up and we still had dinner together - who would want the job of cleaning up hotel rooms? |
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My fab meet (male) turned up at my house the same time as my ex-girlfriend popped round.
Cue awkward conversation.
Later rescheduled the fab meet and didn't get interrupted |
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By *ubcup2Couple
over a year ago
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3) One guy came over, he said he'd had only one pint but it must have been more. He tried to get me to rim him and his arsehole was COVERED in loo roll, not just a few pieces but as if he had sheered the entire roll up his ass.
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Phew, I've had some no-shows and some "less-than-perfect" meetups, but the aweful experiences here are deeply shocking!@! Hope they're not putting people off? For balance, let me say I've also met a whole spectrum of amazing people and had great fab fun!!! |
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"Phew, I've had some no-shows and some "less-than-perfect" meetups, but the aweful experiences here are deeply shocking!@! Hope they're not putting people off? For balance, let me say I've also met a whole spectrum of amazing people and had great fab fun!!!"
Haha I have had some great meets! But also some shockers and some middle of the road ones. |
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over a year ago
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I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently? |
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over a year ago
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We met a guy for a social and it went well for a good couple hours chat flowed nicely. I (Mr C) went for a piss and he decided to pin Mrs A to the sofa and force a kiss on her. Chucked him out the door and gave him a nice red nose. The idiot was minutes away from being invited upstairs as well!!! |
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"I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently?"
I mean his arsehole was covered in it, I didn’t inspect any further - likely still covered in poo!!! |
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over a year ago
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"I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently?
I mean his arsehole was covered in it, I didn’t inspect any further - likely still covered in poo!!! "
Well that just creates more questions than it answers. Although I will say this is a thread that comes up and you're not the first to identify adults who have difficulty wiping their own ass. There was a story about the man who say on the white bedsheets and they weren't white when he stood up.  |
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I have too many...
Most recent would be going for a social the other day - default position unfortunately. Seemingly thought we were getting on ok then after about 5 minutes it felt like anyway ! Went to chat in his car where he goes into a monologue of his views on the world - one being that the majority of people on fab suffer with serious mental health problems and are just here to sleep with as many people as possible ( hmm I said the I have anxiety and depression and actually am after something regular ) this didn't go down well. Also think he was hoping for a quick fuck and seemed to think that using protection wasn't necessary! |
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"I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently?
I mean his arsehole was covered in it, I didn’t inspect any further - likely still covered in poo!!!
Well that just creates more questions than it answers. Although I will say this is a thread that comes up and you're not the first to identify adults who have difficulty wiping their own ass. There was a story about the man who say on the white bedsheets and they weren't white when he stood up. "
Ohhh I’ve had those experiences too! Where the guy literally leaves a skid mark on the bed. It’s so annoying!!! |
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"I have too many...
Most recent would be going for a social the other day - default position unfortunately. Seemingly thought we were getting on ok then after about 5 minutes it felt like anyway ! Went to chat in his car where he goes into a monologue of his views on the world - one being that the majority of people on fab suffer with serious mental health problems and are just here to sleep with as many people as possible ( hmm I said the I have anxiety and depression and actually am after something regular ) this didn't go down well. Also think he was hoping for a quick fuck and seemed to think that using protection wasn't necessary!"
How can someone have an issue with mental health? Everyone has mental health. But sounds like a wrong’un. One to be avoided in future! |
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"I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently?
I mean his arsehole was covered in it, I didn’t inspect any further - likely still covered in poo!!!
Sorry for your misfortunes OP but you’ve made me giggle with this thread for sure x
Well that just creates more questions than it answers. Although I will say this is a thread that comes up and you're not the first to identify adults who have difficulty wiping their own ass. There was a story about the man who say on the white bedsheets and they weren't white when he stood up.
Ohhh I’ve had those experiences too! Where the guy literally leaves a skid mark on the bed. It’s so annoying!!!"
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"Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since."
This is meant to be worst meets, not amazing meets!! |
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"I'm still confused about this toilet roll sticking to the bum business. Are we saying he wiped, but his finger went through and so a bit broke off and was still there... but didn't get wiped away subsequently?
I mean his arsehole was covered in it, I didn’t inspect any further - likely still covered in poo!!!
Sorry for your misfortunes OP but you’ve made me giggle with this thread for sure x
Well that just creates more questions than it answers. Although I will say this is a thread that comes up and you're not the first to identify adults who have difficulty wiping their own ass. There was a story about the man who say on the white bedsheets and they weren't white when he stood up.
Ohhh I’ve had those experiences too! Where the guy literally leaves a skid mark on the bed. It’s so annoying!!!"
Not sure what happened to my comment. But I said sorry for your misfortunes OP but this thread but you’ve made me giggle x |
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She told me her policy was for the first meet to always be a social only. Therefore I went into it assuming sex was not on the cards, so did not attempt to initiate anything. We had a nice drink then parted ways with a hug and a small but nice kiss. I got home to find a message saying she was disappointed I didn't try to have sex with her then got ghosted 
Errrr, make your mind up ffs! |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
Once broke my ankle tripping into someone’s house. Hurt like hell. Carried on like a trooper then went to A&E |
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Really impressed that this thread has got this far and I can’t recognise anyone in it who we have met ……. Yet. Must be doing OK then!
Not had any poor experiences yet, or not from our point of view anyway. |
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left!
Oh dear "
Actually the second ever time I had sex was at Uni, with a girl I'd had my eye on since Fresher's week, we finally got it on after nearly two terms of awkward flirting. I went down on her, found a tampon string... Pulled it out with my teeth, flung it across the room with a flick of my neck and carried on as if nothing had happened. I think she was quite impressed |
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over a year ago
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On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
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over a year ago
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Granted it wasn't a fab meet but I once went on a date with a guy that I worked with (already a stupid idea) we had a drink in a pub, when we got up to leave said pub I managed to slip on thin air, there was literally no reason for me to slip either. I went down with such force that I immediately threw up with the pain  I could've died of embarrasement. Amazingly he wasn't repulsed by this and we continued the date however I was in alot of pain so drank heavily to get through it. Turned out I had broken my arm but I just chugged wine all night to get through it.
There wasn't a second date funnily enough can't think why. |
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"Had amazing sex went to grab a bottle of wine from the shop across the road came back and got attacked....... Eventful lol
Attacked!? Why??"
She was hammering wine all night, hence the trip to get more but I came back and got the full "not now kato" treatment.
Safe to say never to be seen again |
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't thing this lifestyle is for us afterall "
Not all meet ups are like these. Most are really good. |
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over a year ago
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"Once broke my ankle tripping into someone’s house. Hurt like hell. Carried on like a trooper then went to A&E"
When you need the D you need the D |
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over a year ago
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
WTF "
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over a year ago
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"For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home
Just shows that when i ask them if they have a clean and smell free home and need a few pics of this, why some f off and no more contact
the more research. questions you do the bettter the meet imo"
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over a year ago
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"Chatting with a couple , we arrange for me to visit them she asks me to bring a bottle of vodka ( branded not cheap stuff) having spent £30 in off licence arrive....they are both stoned we chat for an hour with clearly no intention of adult pleasures....thank me for the drink and show me out of the door....."
Not cleaver in your part! Fella always suss things, then take action that is needed. You got Conned and you allowed it to happen! |
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over a year ago
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"The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them"
Yuk yuk. Smells are the worst ever. I never ever go back. One wiff of any Horrid smell from women my Cock goes so so small the sheer trauma!!
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over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
Yuk that's well manky!! |
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"For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home
Just shows that when i ask them if they have a clean and smell free home and need a few pics of this, why some f off and no more contact
the more research. questions you do the bettter the meet imo"
Bugger. My house smells of cats, so I have to warn people in case they think it’s me! |
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The mets I've had from this site (on my previous profile) were all good, but I was on another site before that, and had a few sketchy encounters.
The one that stands out is the woman who had a dirty house and a lot of cats. That should have been a red flag alone, but when we progressed to the kissing stage of our meet, she was unable to do it without thrusting her mouth onto mine, clashing her teeth against mine. It was weird, and uncomfortable, and in the end I just had to make my excuses and go, as everything about the encounter was ensuring I wouldn't get a boner. |
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By *alypsoWoman
over a year ago
Hinckley |
I genuinely only remember one incident that was bad, it’s all about vetting & regular playmates. Only bad in the sense it was clear F didn’t want to do anything or be there. |
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By *ancadamMan
over a year ago
Stockport |
"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
I am roaring with laughter! thanks."
This might make me sound strange but I do suddenly remember that meet and start laughing. It was definitely different |
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Was in a club giving a girl oral on a big bed whilst others around were playing too. Maybe it was a sixth sense? but as she cum and began to squirt, I’d moved my head. I love a woman who squirts and normally lap it up but as I say on this occasion a sixth sense took over. She composed herself got dressed said thank you and left the play room and me to do the cleaning up the mess! The bed was soaked and as I’m cleaning it up a sudden strong smell of excrement hit me! She’d obviously had the runs or just got too relaxed but I was left trying to clean it up. My shoes which were in the floor got her sh£t on them so ended up in the bin. I scrubbed myself raw to get clean in the shower back home. Funnily enough she never ventured back to the club. Not something I’d like to experience again!
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Was in a club giving a girl oral on a big bed whilst others around were playing too. Maybe it was a sixth sense? but as she cum and began to squirt, I’d moved my head. I love a woman who squirts and normally lap it up but as I say on this occasion a sixth sense took over. She composed herself got dressed said thank you and left the play room and me to do the cleaning up the mess! The bed was soaked and as I’m cleaning it up a sudden strong smell of excrement hit me! She’d obviously had the runs or just got too relaxed but I was left trying to clean it up. My shoes which were in the floor got her sh£t on them so ended up in the bin. I scrubbed myself raw to get clean in the shower back home. Funnily enough she never ventured back to the club. Not something I’d like to experience again!
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Did you not smell anything??? |
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By *bzcoupleCouple
over a year ago
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys
Oh dear, that is awful and my worst nightmare..
We didn't want to press charges as we didn't want it going to court and ending up in the local pape but she also ended up assaulting the police woman so charges were forth coming. Luckily when it went to court she pled guilty so there was no trial.
Can't help feel sorry for you and her. "
Exactly this. I can’t say I’m surprised at her reaction. It’s not like she’ll have any real concept of what swinging is and no matter how many checks are done, people can always still lie about being single.
Perhaps she was WAAAY over the top but it’s hard to imagine how you’d react in that situation.
And for you guys too, in the view of neighbors etc.
That’s a horrible situation! I hope he got his cummupance. |
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Not at first no but then it hit me. Good job the club have plenty of detol spray at hand. |
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A couple of years ago got chatting to attractive couple from Bedford. Arranged to meet one day for some afternoon delight at their place. Had spoken on the phone to both of them so thought it was a genuine meet.
Drive to theirs and as asked to do, give them a call so the male half can come and let me in to their apartment building. She answers and says he'll be down in 2 minutes.
10 minutes pass so give them another call, no answer, tried again after 20 mins, still the same so leave. Completely ghosted!!
Later that evening i get a message from the male half saying she had backed out of it as her Dad had died when i arrived! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mentioned this in another post but not the full story. We went on our 1st ever meet just a social.
Got there early so went to the bar to get some drinks whole we waited for her to arrive. Then we see her walk through the door dressed in dirty jeans, work boots and a baggy nitted jumper.
Turns out she came to meet us straight from mucking out her horses, you could smell as much. We didn't want to be rude and just bail so stayed for a couple of drinks.
We then went out for a smoke all 3 of us while standing there the woman's 2 daughters appear. "What are you doing here mum, and who are these people?"
Never felt so awkward and we soon bailed. Only ever had 1 other social so far and pretty much give up all hope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m finding it hard to believe that this amount of people have managed to get meets on here!
Still, it does give a guy some glimmer of hope that I maybe I could get an invite and experience scruffy house full of dirty underwear and cat hairs firsthand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I moved to Manchester I felt alone so I decided to use ITV Teletex (yes this was a while back) and I received a message from a guy who suggested I meet his wife. I thought WTF and asked him to send me a picture and contact details to my address. To my surprised he did and I met this couple a few weeks later.
Great sex after a meal and a chat and laughs, I met them a few more times, and the last time we meet we all got really d*unk, we all feel asleep intertwined on the hotel bed and I was woken by the feel of soft lips around my shaft, but then I felt lips sucking my balls and realised that I was getting a blow job from them both, which I had no idea about, I left and didn't see them again.
I now know this is a cokoide husband but it would of been nice if they had told me ha. |
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I've a few from when here previously.
I was meeting a guy at his place, I was round the corner and he messages to say his mum and brother have just come home (didn't tell me he lived with them). So met in my car, pulled onto a field, sucked him off took about half a minute. Then almost got stuck in the field.
Gave him another chance, in his room. About to sit on his cock, tip just touching my pussy and he came! Then I had to leave as his brother (again) was in the next room. He messaged a bit after but I never met him again. |
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Not from fab,
But a couple of awkward moments in Chams.
The first was a few years ago, around Boxing day if I recall. I'd not long spent myself, and it takes a while to build up again. I was in the cinema room and an attractive couple plonked themselves next to me. She was really nice, blond, petite, in her 40s, and started rubbing my leg. But I'd lost all desire for a while. It happens. So I politely declined, as I wasn't feeling it at the time. Well, all fucking hell broke loose didn't it. "Did he just say no?" asked the husband - a big bald muscular bloke. He got up and started shouting at me, saying I was taking the piss. After a few verbal exchanges they left. He stormed out, and she just followed. Thing is, it raised a lot of questions in my mind about gender scripts society follows. Imagine if all genders were reversed in that situation.
Another time in the cinema room, and another couple sat near me. I wasn't overly attracted, but I was up for some fun. She began touching me up, and it wasn't long before I rubbered up, and went in. But within seconds she gave me the toothiest, cheesiest grin I've ever seen, and I immediately went soft. So I did the worst thing, and pretended I came. She knew I was faking, and.... oh I don't want to recall it actually. |
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A guy had been asking me for a while to meet, was Christmas day, on my own so I thought why not. Often if you aren't looking forward to something it turns out ok...hmm. Anyway as he walked to my car he had the alcoholic 'look' about him so not a good start. Went to the pub for a drink, after his 3rd pint I thought he's not going to stop so I said we should leave. Went to his place round the corner, I decided I wouldnt be able to fuck him as he was d*unk, told me he performed better after a few drinks. I called my son to pick me up. |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
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Met a couple who seemed more like fuck buddies, he took me to another room and left Ben with her. She apparently didn’t seem up for it at all, very little effort or interest. I didn’t really notice as the guy was very energetic and I enjoyed him but Ben said the only part he enjoyed was hearing the noises I was making lol |
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I’ve had two…
I met a girl near luton, who suggested a retail park carpark, it was being refurbished and Sunday afternoon.
It was a bj cum n go, that was great and she was a hot uni student. Went to drive out to find the carpark barrier had been shut.
I then proceeded to have an hour of arguing on the phone to get out as it had been locked early, and female who became increasingly stressed as she was getting late for Sunday dinner with parents!
Long story short got out without paying fine but somewhat put me off carpark meets.
Another meet was a bit of a drive but she was fairly kinky, I rang the door expecting her to answer, an old guy answered and I then realised I had no idea what her name was, he looked like her dad (she lived in a house share) and I just had to say ‘I’m meeting a girl I’ve been chatting to’ thankfully she appeared and he was a father of another female, but I got the impression she was the girl who had a few guy visits. Although it turned into a brief fwb but distance wasn’t ideal |
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
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Woah!!!! That’s a full blown short story haha. Hilarious though |
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"Not from fab,
But a couple of awkward moments in Chams.
The first was a few years ago, around Boxing day if I recall. I'd not long spent myself, and it takes a while to build up again. I was in the cinema room and an attractive couple plonked themselves next to me. She was really nice, blond, petite, in her 40s, and started rubbing my leg. But I'd lost all desire for a while. It happens. So I politely declined, as I wasn't feeling it at the time. Well, all fucking hell broke loose didn't it. "Did he just say no?" asked the husband - a big bald muscular bloke. He got up and started shouting at me, saying I was taking the piss. After a few verbal exchanges they left. He stormed out, and she just followed. Thing is, it raised a lot of questions in my mind about gender scripts society follows. Imagine if all genders were reversed in that situation.
Another time in the cinema room, and another couple sat near me. I wasn't overly attracted, but I was up for some fun. She began touching me up, and it wasn't long before I rubbered up, and went in. But within seconds she gave me the toothiest, cheesiest grin I've ever seen, and I immediately went soft. So I did the worst thing, and pretended I came. She knew I was faking, and.... oh I don't want to recall it actually. "
Details!!! |
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I invited a couple to mine to stay overnight. They arrived on time they had a drink and another and another and another etc etc. They were both legless. They argued all the time. I thought OMG what have I let myself in for. Eventually they said we are going. I said that’s a shame. In my head I was saying thank god. They got in there car and drove home. Obviously I never seen them again. |
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"I invited a couple to mine to stay overnight. They arrived on time they had a drink and another and another and another etc etc. They were both legless. They argued all the time. I thought OMG what have I let myself in for. Eventually they said we are going. I said that’s a shame. In my head I was saying thank god. They got in there car and drove home. Obviously I never seen them again. "
Hope you reported them for drink driving? |
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"I invited a couple to mine to stay overnight. They arrived on time they had a drink and another and another and another etc etc. They were both legless. They argued all the time. I thought OMG what have I let myself in for. Eventually they said we are going. I said that’s a shame. In my head I was saying thank god. They got in there car and drove home. Obviously I never seen them again.
Hope you reported them for drink driving? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst meet for me was a block who was supposed to be a Dom in the borders. True I had said I’d go down at some point but he wanted me to go down at some ungodly hour at night. We had finally arranged for me to go one Sunday evening but true to form my cat just did not want to come in! It was gone midnight before she returned home. (I won’t leave her out if I’m going some distance since she got hit by a car earlier this year, I need to know she is safe) so I left for the borders at silly o’clock, in thick fog, took two hours and also had to brake sharply to avoid hitting a fawn and it’s mum… to say he was boring is an understatement. He did nothing but drink beer and coffee spoke about his job (I hate shop talk) and played some really weird music. Never said thanks for taking the time at 1am to come down… I decided to get a bit of a rest before making excuses and going home at 3am. On the plus side I got to see some great nocturnal wildlife on the way home, as well as the deer, brown hare just sitting at the side of the road, some kamikaze mice on the road and a few rabbits too. He messaged me to say he’d enjoyed the meet and could we do it again? Err no, he got blocked. I’ve never been so bored in my entire life! |
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By *m272Woman
over a year ago
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I met a couple years ago at their house, i had a couple of drinks and asked to use the toilet and was told no because their kids were upstairs in bed and they were worried it would wake them! The wife then handed me a kitchen jug already half filled to use in the middle of their living room....i politely declined lol. I was thinking i would finish my drink and then make my excuses to leave so i am sat there chatting to them both and the husband asks me if i had played with a rabbit before, i told him of course i had innocently thinking Ann Summers,Love Honey etc lol he then got up and came back with their pet house rabbit!! I left immediately obviously and blocked and reported them to fabs. Every now and then they contact me on a new profile asking if i fancy a meet at all ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a female who was on the larger side, which I don’t mind.
She wanted me to go down on her, which I love.
But she was suffocating me with her thighs and was also stinking! I got up got breath and left! |
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"I met a couple years ago at their house, i had a couple of drinks and asked to use the toilet and was told no because their kids were upstairs in bed and they were worried it would wake them! The wife then handed me a kitchen jug already half filled to use in the middle of their living room....i politely declined lol. I was thinking i would finish my drink and then make my excuses to leave so i am sat there chatting to them both and the husband asks me if i had played with a rabbit before, i told him of course i had innocently thinking Ann Summers,Love Honey etc lol he then got up and came back with their pet house rabbit!! I left immediately obviously and blocked and reported them to fabs. Every now and then they contact me on a new profile asking if i fancy a meet at all ??"
WHAT!? That poor rabbit!!! That’s proper grim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one time I ever got lucky on one of those last minute “meet now” adverts right back in my early days on Fab.
Dashed to a secret car park location late night in a (relatively) nearby town, eventually met by a couple who had keys to their local semi-pro football stadium clubhouse (who then proceeded to open up the bar and we all had free snacks and drinks - thanks (name redacted) FC! I still look out for your results! )
Anyway all was going swimmingly, had a great time between her thighs over the pool table while he watched on, then her turn to return the oral on me ahead of the planned fuck in the middle of the clubhouse bar but she did that thing where it’s part oral, part aggressive wanking which I’m not a huge fan of at the best of times.
Anyway she has a huge diamond engagement ring on and as she’s wanking me / sucking me the sharp claws on her ring slice my cock open and I’m gushing blood
Cue panic so I dash to the changing rooms to wash myself down and stem the main flow of blood and the meet was ended without getting my end away so to speak.
Took about an hour to get home sweating the whole way half expecting to bleed out on the drive home but luckily it wasn’t too deep and didn’t actually bleed much at all in the end.
I guess it’s my worst meet and I guess it’s theirs too! I hope the CCTV wasn’t on as I’m sure or would make the players end of season piss up showreel if it was |
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"An embarrassing one for me, met a really nice (can you say that on here?) couple, for the second time - a great 3 way meet, lots or oral and most other things going on, finally got to enter the lady, felt a pain on my cock, pulled out of her, blood everywhere - yes, I had split the string, boy does it bleed!
Still, they were good about it, went back to my room to shower and clean up and we still had dinner together - who would want the job of cleaning up hotel rooms?"
Ive done that, hurts like a bastard. I feel your pain. |
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
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That’s the funniest thing Ive read in ages. Fucking hilarious. |
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over a year ago
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"She told me her policy was for the first meet to always be a social only. Therefore I went into it assuming sex was not on the cards, so did not attempt to initiate anything. We had a nice drink then parted ways with a hug and a small but nice kiss. I got home to find a message saying she was disappointed I didn't try to have sex with her then got ghosted
Errrr, make your mind up ffs! "
I've had this too. Unbelievable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met for a social, went to a drive through Starbucks, i offered to buy us both coffee, he refused, got to the window and he ordered his own  .. i asked him to go back round again., got mine and told him to gtf |
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"The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them"
This is bar far the best and most gross story so far!!! You poor guy… |
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over a year ago
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A few years ago we had arranged to meet a couple and they were going to stay the weekend with us. Come the day they were due to come over the weather gradually got worse with the winds howling. We went down to the ferry terminal to pick them up. By now a full scale storm was in progress. The ferry was half an hour late. When we met them it was a very sorry sight, they had both been obviously very sea sick and the smell of vomit was pretty overpowering.
Had to drive home with the windows open.
Sorted them out with showers and everything and it was an early night for them with no playing at all. Over the next couple of nights though all worked out well and we all had a good time, but we never saw them again. We had a mail from them thanking us for the weekend but said they are never going on a ferry again. |
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"On my old profile Cannockjamesxxx.
I got chatting to a single female fir a few weeks. We really got on and were both attracted to each other. Anyway we arranged to meet at my house to see if there was that spark in person.
She turned up in the passenger side of a little pick up van. She kissed the guy that was driving and stumbled out of the van. I went to open my door and she literally fell in. She walked straight pass me and went into my living room and fell over the coffee table and just lay on the floor laughing.
I started laughing with/at her and asked if she was d*unk while I was helping her up.
(stupid question)
She just said I need your bathroom quick.
I told her where it was and she shot off and I could hear her being sick in my bathroom.
I asked if she was OK and she opened the door and put her arms around me and tried to kiss me. Errmmmmmm no thanks I like my kisses without chunks.
I helped her into the living room and we sat down and she tried to kiss me again and she said are you going to fuck me then.
I told her no as she was too d*unk and I couldn't stop laughing at her mainly through shock of how d*unk and funny she was.
She then stormed back off in the bathroom and I could hear her loudly on the phone saying- he's not going to do it, can you come back and pick me up, I love you.
Within minutes he was outside my house and her phone was ringing.
She burst out the bathroom and started shouting at me calling Mr a waste of time. A fucking Virgin ect and I couldn't stop laughing as she got more angry.
Anyway my last sight of her was her full bore screaming FUCK OFFFFFFF at me when I asked if she needed help out of my door. She slammed my door and nearly ripped the handle off and she disappeared in a cloud of angry sick.
It was ashame really as she was really pretty oh and really funny but it was what it was and I guess it wasn't a bad meet. Maybe the words are it was a very different meet
That’s the funniest thing Ive read in ages. Fucking hilarious. "
I still laugh out loud when I think of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was terrible so much so we're now living together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst meeting has to be one where I arranged to meet a Fabber in Newcastle just after my divorce... and as fate would have it the meeting was with my ex wife's best friend |
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Met a girl from fab a while back who invited me straight round to hers which was odd, when she opened the door she was said come in ! I took one look and said no thank you and walked away, her photos where about 30 years out of date lol you would’ve needed condoms and a defibrillator just incase |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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Once met a guy in a hotel. I was waiting in the bedroom and he went into the bathroom but I could see as the was a mirror on the wall outside. He got some loo roll and was wiping him bum then was looking at it. Another time went to rim a guy and was loo roll stuck to his arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a girl from fab a while back who invited me straight round to hers which was odd, when she opened the door she was said come in ! I took one look and said no thank you and walked away, her photos where about 30 years out of date lol you would’ve needed condoms and a defibrillator just incase "
lol. Proper nightmare.. literally the worst kind of mouth to mouth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once met a guy in a hotel. I was waiting in the bedroom and he went into the bathroom but I could see as the was a mirror on the wall outside. He got some loo roll and was wiping him bum then was looking at it. Another time went to rim a guy and was loo roll stuck to his arse. "
. Classy. The guy looking at the loo roll... what would he have done if he had found something concerning..lol.. excuse me.. be would say to you.. but do you think this bog roll looks funny..lol
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over a year ago
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Dropped to my knees he came all over my hair (hadn’t even got started) he was that embarrassed he left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left! "
Bloody hell |
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"Dropped to my knees he came all over my hair (hadn’t even got started) he was that embarrassed he left "
Same...sat on bed...top open...opened his pants and I barely had my mouth on his cock when he shot his load. Tbf happy ending he went for two rounds after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dropped to my knees he came all over my hair (hadn’t even got started) he was that embarrassed he left
Same...sat on bed...top open...opened his pants and I barely had my mouth on his cock when he shot his load. Tbf happy ending he went for two rounds after."
I had one where we had barely even touched. We had coffee, Ingot his cock out and it went all over my top. He went to the bathroom, cleaned up and left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The first ever meet I had was within a couple of weeks of joining this site. I was amazed it had happened so quickly so I was feeling incredibly excited and nervous.
I turned up just when I said I would but was asked to stay in the car for a while so the wife of the couple could clean up. Not a problem for me so I waited.
45 minutes past and as I was about to leave I got the message to come in. I was greeted by the husband who was a really friendly guy. Then I went through to the living room and saw the wife. She looked nothing like her pictures but hats off to the photographer as whoever it was could make fiat panda look like a Ferrari.
I felt a little trapped and didn’t want to leave because of looks alone as I felt I was maybe being shallow. We fooled around a bit as the husband watched and eventually had sex which was actually quite nice.
The biggest issue I have with the experience is that I have a very on/off sense of smell which was clearly very off at the time. On my drive home it switched on and I suddenly smelt what seemed like a mix of a tramps sock and the squits. I realised it was my fingers from playing with her. To be sure I took a sniff in from them only to have to pull over to throw up.
It took days to fully get rid of the smell.
They keep coming back on here too with a new profile every few weeks and I feel sorry for all the blokes that verify them
This is bar far the best and most gross story so far!!! You poor guy…"
I still get smellbacks now!
They’re back on again too under another guise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since."
With her mum?! |
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"This is why I go to clubs lol"
I was thinking that myself tbh. The majority of these ‘horror’ stories are when people accommodate or visit someone else in their home.
I always meet for a social in a public place first, then a club- and only when I’m certain they’re normal and we click - a hotel.
I wouldn’t visit someone’s home - or have them at mine - unless they were very regular playmates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why I go to clubs lol
I was thinking that myself tbh. The majority of these ‘horror’ stories are when people accommodate or visit someone else in their home.
I always meet for a social in a public place first, then a club- and only when I’m certain they’re normal and we click - a hotel.
I wouldn’t visit someone’s home - or have them at mine - unless they were very regular playmates. "
Been to a few meetings where the house was a health hazard. One in particular sticks in mind which was full of car parts. I stayed for a while only because I saw a clutch plate for a 1975 cortina I was rebuilding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once met a guy in a hotel. I was waiting in the bedroom and he went into the bathroom but I could see as the was a mirror on the wall outside. He got some loo roll and was wiping him bum then was looking at it. Another time went to rim a guy and was loo roll stuck to his arse. "
I did smile at this post! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes a social meet is the way to go I think as well. |
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"Arranged to meet a single fem,got on well,went back to hers,she feel asleep after sex,I went to the loo,confronted by her mum,long sorry short,ended up in the kitchen having tea which led to sex,been seeing her ever since."
Wait, so you had swx with her daughter and then had sex with her? That's on fire lol |
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"Worst ever was a meet with a single guy who assured us that he was unattached as we won't meet married men. About half an hour there was a knock at the door so I put my dressing gown on and answered it. Turned out it was the guys wife who had followed him to our place as she thought she was having an affair. She was shouting and screaming calling me a slut and marriage wrecker and then attacked me which was witnessed by the neighbours and also random folk on the street. The hubby rushed to the door naked and had to restrain her. Ended up having to phone the police. So now we are very reluctant to meet with single guys"
This is exactly the reason we won't meet married men, we are very cautious about meeting single men.. |
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Had a meet where when I turned up got told she had double booked and had another guy turning up in an hour
I was asked to hurry up problem is I'd normally do quickies especially when forced to...lol |
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Arranged a social qith what looked like a lovely blonde headed muscly man...he turned up and was short skinny and with dark hair..we were polite and still had the social buy another invite was definatly not on the cards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in Scotland and met a ex well known forumite for a social (SOCIAL) nothing more. To cut a long story short she was a absolute nutcase. She lost it with me in a cafe because i wouldnt go any further. Embarrassing and stoped meeting for a while.  |
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"She told me her policy was for the first meet to always be a social only. Therefore I went into it assuming sex was not on the cards, so did not attempt to initiate anything. We had a nice drink then parted ways with a hug and a small but nice kiss. I got home to find a message saying she was disappointed I didn't try to have sex with her then got ghosted
Errrr, make your mind up ffs!
I've had this too. Unbelievable."
It's kinda sad really, I've always been a stickler for consent and if a woman says 'no sex tonight' then that's exactly what I take it to mean unless she explicitly says otherwise. Plus if she has already said 'no sex' then I'm not about to start trying to change her mind either. If women think it's normal for people to try it on after they've said 'no' and that it somehow makes the man more dominant or 'alpha' then I can only imagine they've been with some pretty crappy men in the past in order to think that men ignoring their wishes and ploughing on regardless is normal or desirable. |
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had a lad come to ours the scene was her blindfolded on couch playing with toy when she cum he was to go down then fuck her when he was ready. he had veris from a lot of females giving him top marks for shagging, anyway hes watching her cum strips down just taking boxers off next thing hes cleaning couch , he had ejaculated taking them off .
another time met a lad stopping in hotel same type scene but i was recording it ,as i zoomed in he had got cock out exploded on her tits within seconds .tbh we laughed all the way home but he sent email asking for a good veri so he could get more meets |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
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"had a lad come to ours the scene was her blindfolded on couch playing with toy when she cum he was to go down then fuck her when he was ready. he had veris from a lot of females giving him top marks for shagging, anyway hes watching her cum strips down just taking boxers off next thing hes cleaning couch , he had ejaculated taking them off .
another time met a lad stopping in hotel same type scene but i was recording it ,as i zoomed in he had got cock out exploded on her tits within seconds .tbh we laughed all the way home but he sent email asking for a good veri so he could get more meets "
One hell of a sexy woman  |
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another one i was recording as he thrusting away and my african grey says "hurry up maraa mak sharp" in my makem voice ,he stops looks i says its the bird m8. was laughing for ages afterwards. another horny to watch back but press pause when gets to the parrot bit . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years ago we arranged to meet a couple in a local pub
Once they arrived, it was clear they weren't a couple. It was azwoman and her mate.
She took an instant dislike to me (Mr), pretty much called me a twat and told the Mrs that I was not good enough for her and she should run off with her
We left, the Mrs got loads of messages for months afterwards.
Another meet with a couple.. all going well with swapping. Mrs is getting on great with her bloke.
The female partner then ceased all action and burst into tears watching her man with Mrs.. it was very tricky.
Had some nice meets too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m surprised as to how many of these are couples and a lot sounds like the wife doesn’t want to do it, but is scared the husband will leave etc |
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over a year ago
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"Met a couple who seemed more like fuck buddies, he took me to another room and left Ben with her. She apparently didn’t seem up for it at all, very little effort or interest. I didn’t really notice as the guy was very energetic and I enjoyed him but Ben said the only part he enjoyed was hearing the noises I was making lol"
One of the reasons we don't meet fuckbuddies as in some meets we found the female is clearly not interested and is just there to pull other cpls for her fwb.
Had such nightmare meets twice, luckily just socials.
First meet, where we was having a quick 10 min cheeky fun in each other's cars. The woman wasn't that cooperative, while the guy was having time of his life,pushy and asking for my wife's number .
His words were " What's wrong in meeting me alone ,when you meet single guys. Don't tell your husband and my partner , just give me your number " . My wife refused.
Anyway , I told him off when I get to know ,when we returned home and blocked them.
Second meet , the guy brought his partner for a social, and all she said was a hello, and was deeply gauged in her phone . She didn't interacted at all .
Later , he messaged saying , my wife is not interested but he is free for a threesome.
Blocked .
So since then , no fwbs for us |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
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"After a bit of chat with a good looking lady, we arranged to meet at her place.
She said she was into face sitting and loved oral that way. Of course, being a lover of licking pussy, I was only to happy to oblige.
A bit of kissing as we got naked and she straddled me straight away, pressing her pussy into my mouth. I began to do the deed then noticed some string!!! I pulled my head away and said “are you on your period?” She jumped off and ran into the other room. She shouted through from the other room “I finished last night, I just forgot to take that out this morning “. I got dressed and left!
Oh dear
Actually the second ever time I had sex was at Uni, with a girl I'd had my eye on since Fresher's week, we finally got it on after nearly two terms of awkward flirting. I went down on her, found a tampon string... Pulled it out with my teeth, flung it across the room with a flick of my neck and carried on as if nothing had happened. I think she was quite impressed "
Got your Blood wing then |
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"Once met a couple who turned up at mine, and within minutes they suggested injecting some very hard drugs.
That terrified me, especially since one of them was visibly shaking and sweating. Like withdrawal. I asked them to leave, but had to tread on egg shells as it was very tense and I didn’t want them to kick off.
The thing is, their profile on here was totally normal and they were very good looking and articulate and had tons of verifications.
It put me off meeting people for a while. Actually I’ve only had a couple of meets in the 3 years since it happened."
That’s pretty terrifying. Fuck that! |
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I’ve had 2 negative sexual experiences in my life..
First was when I was around 20. I had found an escort locally and got curious. I visited and it was unbelievably dull! Blowjob was like swilling my dick in a glass of water. Sex was the same. Didn’t finish I don’t think!
Second was recently on other Fabs page. Met a guy who’s profile I’d had my eye on for ages. I got to where he said he lives and gave me some cryptic bullshit of ‘I’ll light up the front door and then you’ll see’. Finally got in and the smell of shit was vile! Turned out to be his breath. Yuk |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
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"For my a couple I met… got to the house and boy did it skink… got escorted to the bedroom where I couldn’t see the floor for clothes… popped to the look.. well pure filth… just had to fuck and go… they did me a favour and blocked me before I got home"
Wow! I don't think I could have gone as far as you.
Gbat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst meet was when I travelled to a guys house a few years ago.
To start with he looked about 15yrs older than his pics, which was annoying. Went in, as he was still ok looking, and I felt well I'm here now.
Bit of casual chat, headed upstairs into bedroom and met with a cat taking a shit on the bed, directly on the bed.
I turned to leave and bumped into his other half/dad/grandad on stairs. I didn't stick around to ask who it was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This should become a book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once got chatting to someone on here and she invited me to her house a detatched with a drive up the side just wide enough for a car. She said use the side door its unlocked got there quite late 11 or 12 i believe and there was a car parked on the drive blocking Access to the side door. I thought this was odd had a quick look at the car to discover a note in the window saying something like
"If you have come to meet from a dating site i have filmed you and will be passing footage on to the police as this is trespassing"
Obviously i shit myself as i'd clearly been used as a weapon in some strange fight.
Had 2 meets with cameras hidden in the room that i didn't spot til after and fab wouldn't do anything as it was my word and I didn't fancy getting police involved. And i had a meet where i got there and the house was hanging and husband was sat on couch (he wasn't mentioned at all with on profile or in messages) i just walked out and blocked them.
And not a meet but just been blocked the other day for not swapping phone numbers in my second message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heres a good one. Been chatting with a girl for about 3 weeks. Facetimed etc... Confident in meeting for social agreed to meet at Starbucks for coffee. Day came it was raining. Rather than wait in rain sat in car. Got text through I'm running 5 mins late. So sat firm. I get a text. I'm here. Wasn't same person been chatting to |
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Why didn't you wait inside Starbucks ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was limited seating at the time picked a bad time |
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Met a woman who decided not to mention she wasn’t keen on bathing/showering and would smoke a cigarette in the morning to clean her breath
knocked on the door and once she let me in the smell hit me like a ton of bricks and as I locked around all I could see was an Aladdin’s cave of dirty washing/stale food and cat hair everywhere. She said sit down I said im sorry I can’t take another step and went to leave as she started called me a poof for not wanting a easy fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a woman who decided not to mention she wasn’t keen on bathing/showering and would smoke a cigarette in the morning to clean her breath
knocked on the door and once she let me in the smell hit me like a ton of bricks and as I locked around all I could see was an Aladdin’s cave of dirty washing/stale food and cat hair everywhere. She said sit down I said im sorry I can’t take another step and went to leave as she started called me a poof for not wanting a easy fuck "
That's disgusting mate. Why do people end like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Na I don't kiss n tell"
Respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago, we met a couple through a contact magazine. We agreed to have a pub meet and chat first to see how we all got on. Sandra and I waited in the pub car park and a couple pulled in. I remember saying to Sandra that I hoped it wasn't them, as the woman looked totally pissed off. Well as the evening wore on, the woman (Anne) didnt speak a word all evening, but to be fair, her old man did enough talking for the four of us. He was overbearing with his constant bigging himself up and telling us about all the women he'd met etc. By the end of the evening it was apparent this was going nowhere. We said our goodbyes, and the hubby said he needed to discuss things with Anne. The next day, he phones Sandra on a landline (which was the only option then) and tells her, Anne wasn't interested (No shit Sherlock), but he was more than happy to go to bed with Sandra whenever possible !! |
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