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I was recently introduced to an old thread on this forum asking how many women loved "cock snot up the fart pipe" and I swear I snort laughed.
May I never be so mature that I don't find that funny.  |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"I was recently introduced to an old thread on this forum asking how many women loved "cock snot up the fart pipe" and I swear I snort laughed.
May I never be so mature that I don't find that funny. "
I’ve heard of both of those phrases but never together. Cock snot is always going to be funny |
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"I always say “that’ll suck the skin off it now” when I’ve put a new bag in the Hoover "
When I plug my phone in to charge and it does that little vibrate thing I always, always say "dirty bitch, you love it". Did it in work one day with my manager stood behind me. Thankfully he just laughed at me rather than reporting me to HR! |
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By *urtyGent OP Man
over a year ago
eastleigh |
"I always say “that’ll suck the skin off it now” when I’ve put a new bag in the Hoover
When I plug my phone in to charge and it does that little vibrate thing I always, always say "dirty bitch, you love it". Did it in work one day with my manager stood behind me. Thankfully he just laughed at me rather than reporting me to HR!"
That is fucking brilliant!!!  |
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"Knee deep in clunge
I love clunge, and I love norks too. One of my mates bought me a name necklace with norks on it, and it makes me smile every time I wear it!"
There’s a Mock the Week sketch with Hugh Dennis doing a voice over for Prince Phillip where he says “Cor look at the norks on that” always creases me up. |
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"Knee deep in clunge
I love clunge, and I love norks too. One of my mates bought me a name necklace with norks on it, and it makes me smile every time I wear it!
There’s a Mock the Week sketch with Hugh Dennis doing a voice over for Prince Phillip where he says “Cor look at the norks on that” always creases me up. "
I’ve seen that, it’s hilarious |
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"Knee deep in clunge
I love clunge, and I love norks too. One of my mates bought me a name necklace with norks on it, and it makes me smile every time I wear it!
There’s a Mock the Week sketch with Hugh Dennis doing a voice over for Prince Phillip where he says “Cor look at the norks on that” always creases me up. "
I just had a watch and it really made me laugh, thank you! |
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"Knee deep in clunge
I love clunge, and I love norks too. One of my mates bought me a name necklace with norks on it, and it makes me smile every time I wear it!
There’s a Mock the Week sketch with Hugh Dennis doing a voice over for Prince Phillip where he says “Cor look at the norks on that” always creases me up.
I just had a watch and it really made me laugh, thank you!"
You’re welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can’t remember where this comes from but it made me smile ….
Does she take it up the council?
Meaning; council gritter = shitter
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Don't know if Viz can take credit for inventing it but definitely seen it there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't shoot the messenger...working in Agfhan my mate was talking about a rather large lady he knew...he said "you wouldn't let her fart on your last pound of flour" nearly died  |
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