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"The Lodge x" 6.4 assuming you grew your pubes back and I was feeling slutty enough I'd prob really enjoy your cock | |||
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"The Lodge x 6.4 assuming you grew your pubes back and I was feeling slutty enough I'd prob really enjoy your cock " I'd make sure you'd enjoy it x | |||
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"Ok - try again, after missing out in the last thread!" Tripodkeith 6.1 You tease us with your bulge but zooming in on the one 'below par' photo of your actual cock it's not as promising as I'd hoped. Let's have a close up please! | |||
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"Mk Glasgow" 5.9. You lost points for being 'almost fully hard' on most of your somewhat pointless repetitive pics, pressing down on the base ain't fooling no one honey, it's a disappointment | |||
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"Luxo" Ooh babe we need to talk! It's only a 7.35 from me hun but a better trim job and the right angled shots would make me drool for your cock! | |||
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"Cymrocru " 7.7 I really like your cock hun, few more pubes and I'd be hard pushed not to thoroughly enjoy this, esp if out dogging, a proper man next door cock, naughty but nice | |||
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"Cunning Linguist" 7.25 I'd have to see more of it for a higher rating but thank god its rock solid. You lost points for the eyeball pic which I think most will agree is creepy AF | |||
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"may as well rate it for the 3rd time XX97" Read the rules sweetheart... And if only they did pubic wigs | |||
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"Kinky Mandate" 3. The first pic looks like Thomas the tank engine sucking a polo mint | |||
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"Shrek31" 5.9 I've seen worse, at least it's rock hard, it's a borderline cock for me, I'd be OK with it but depending how you fuck not sure I'd repeat | |||
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"Kinky Mandate 3. The first pic looks like Thomas the tank engine sucking a polo mint " 3 out of 10????? | |||
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"Shrek31 5.9 I've seen worse, at least it's rock hard, it's a borderline cock for me, I'd be OK with it but depending how you fuck not sure I'd repeat " You will have to find out how I fuck | |||
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"666HORNY24 In for to be rated " Was gonna be a 4.5 but your final pic redeems you a bit. If you're hairy all over you gotta realise a full shave job looks ridiculous. Final score 5.8 | |||
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"XxXanon" Zero. Must have cock pic to rate! And to the guy before if its not public I'm not rating it | |||
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"Ok - try again, after missing out in the last thread!" How can anyone rate it when there is no public pic of it? | |||
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"Inbox me for my pics to rate.. I like to keep private x" Jman. 1.8. Floppy and boring like a reject sausage | |||
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"Migban. Might as well" What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site | |||
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"Migban. Might as well What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site " Site didn't updated. Check again if you don't mind. | |||
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"Migban. Might as well What the fuck is going on? Another guy with no cock in public pics, big fat ZERO! Try a PG12 site Site didn't updated. Check again if you don't mind." 5.5. A bit stubby and if you don't know by now I despise fully shaved omg it looks do stupid sorry! | |||
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"Poppet 22" The wigs and non convincing CD look put me off. 3.3 | |||
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"Rating welcomed " 6 at a push. Not much to go off really you need to show it off more, fully hard! Nice Bush too | |||
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"I know mine is shit but I work with it haha " Leikim 6.1 it's not so bad | |||
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"I know mine is shit but I work with it haha Leikim 6.1 it's not so bad " why thank you very much | |||
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"Dandsf1987" 4.5. Not much you can do about it | |||
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"Didnt think it was that bad haha" I don't think that either. Looks good to me | |||
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"Realfriendsrequired Ready to be rated x" 5.8. Tying string or a rubber band around your cock and balls just makes me think you can't get rock hard enough or stay hard enough. Careful it doesn't drop off | |||
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"kitt19772019" 5.9. Something not quite right here, either you have a hernia or it's been over used? | |||
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"Realfriendsrequired Ready to be rated x 5.8. Tying string or a rubber band around your cock and balls just makes me think you can't get rock hard enough or stay hard enough. Careful it doesn't drop off " Dont worry ihave it in hand x | |||
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"_antasticmrsfox " 7.2. Although on the thin side this looks promising, could be an 8 if you fuck like a train | |||
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"Tipster8 " 7.4. Quite a nice cock when fully hard, good enough trim job, you should moisturise it a little though x | |||
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"jay876543" 6. Quite average but acceptable, better looking hard as sort of conical on flop | |||
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"I’m in and braced for a slating… I mean rating " Fit4you 0. Fit for who? Friends only? | |||
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"Seventysix" 6.4. It will do, you'll need to talk dirty and be extra vocal whilst getting head tho if you wanna keep a gal interested | |||
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"Hoywifeandcuck... Cucks cock obviously " 1. I would rather suck an ear bud | |||
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"Disruptive." 7.5. You could do some damage with that thing! I'd only you had SOME pubes I'd feel like a real man was fucking me | |||
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"AWLW6964" What would have been a 7.5 on first pic became a 5.7 on the next pic due to a bad shave job and a hair bobble tied around it. I keep seeing this time and time again, hairy guys clean shaving a circle around their dicks, it's bloody awful! It's what I call the 'egg in the nest look' | |||
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"I have put mine up for rating please x" 6. I'm being generous because I feel sorry for you, bless you sweetheart xx | |||
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"PandMkinky x" 6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough | |||
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"Greeneyes1983" 7.8. Lovely Bush, nice size, I could get along well with this! Inbox me x | |||
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"PandMkinky x 6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough " Committed to what? Just so I can improve | |||
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"How’s mine" 2.5 at a push. Putting squirty cream and sprinkles on it doesn't make it more appealing in fact quite the opposite, also you need to empty the fluff compartment in your tumble drier so you don't get all that off-putting black fluff on your balls | |||
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"Well here goes !!" 4.8 lost points for lack of effort and a squeeky clean shave job, yuk! If you can't be bothered neither can we | |||
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"Forgot to add my username _avinanw" See above | |||
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"Liam chase300" 7.2 I could quite enjoy that in the right moment and a good example of what the maximum shave job should be | |||
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"Oh god, i'm putting mr P forward made a pic public just for this be gentle Hornycouple" From this pic its a 3.9 from me. We've all been there, pretending to enjoy wanking off the guy when he just ain't hard enough and rolling our eyes when he's not looking. Beautifully painted nails though, rating those a 9.3 x | |||
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"Oh god, i'm putting mr P forward made a pic public just for this be gentle Hornycouple From this pic its a 3.9 from me. We've all been there, pretending to enjoy wanking off the guy when he just ain't hard enough and rolling our eyes when he's not looking. Beautifully painted nails though, rating those a 9.3 x" I got when I needed from this thankyou | |||
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"Yes sir reporting for rating " Reeling.. 6.3, I'd want you to bring a mate with you and double dick me, then I could really get into your cock but 1 on 1 I might struggle | |||
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"PandMkinky x 6 at a push, you just don't seem committed to it enough Committed to what? Just so I can improve " Your posture lacks confidence, your erection are not quite there, too shy | |||
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"Gozapper I'm in!" 5.1. That red cock ring thing! Is your cock detachable? looks like something you put on your nightstand | |||
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"James910333" From these pics it's a 5, can barely see it! It's got potential though and looks like something I'd be happy to try, get some better pics, fully hard, showing full length | |||
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"MC_lincs" 4. Literally cannot tell the difference between your cock and your wife's dildo. Both could be upgraded imo | |||
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"I'm in. Please be gentle" 6.4 not a bad cock but nothing to write home over either | |||
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"James910333 From these pics it's a 5, can barely see it! It's got potential though and looks like something I'd be happy to try, get some better pics, fully hard, showing full length " Made my day thank you xxx | |||
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"‘Notsoinnocent’" 4.8. At your age you prob wank off multiple times a day and it shows! Try coconut oil to avoid the chafing | |||
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"Mrpeewee" 5. Unfortunately the ruler gets in the way here, rather it be throbbingly stiff than measured. Get better pics, and a new ruler | |||
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"Geezer2000" 6 at a push, need more to go off than this, take the time to take your trousers off and make us want it | |||
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"pjbilts" 6.3 nice enough cock but you need better solo pics of it | |||
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"Ok I’ll join in " Brettsinclair 7. Nice cock but your balls could do with a shave, even I don't like a rug to contend with down there, also the first pic of the closeup! Omg I wasn't sure if it was your arsehole or your japsie, terrible pic! | |||
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"“Welshwe”" 6.8. You actually have a great cock I can tell but these pics are not showing it off properly. 9 inches really? OK but if you gotta squeeze your balls to make it fully hard I'm bored already. Better pics, show balls and proportion to body (then inbox me to arrange a meet ) | |||
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"seekingdiscreet4fun " 8.5. Lose the rubber band and its a 9 from me babe, you'd be hard pushed to peel me away from it! | |||
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"Mister_ee_1981. I am up for a giggle " 3. Not even hard and shows no promise, you don't look good in girls knicks either | |||
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"“hngsteve” " 7. Ah the classic sky TV remote control comparison! 1st and last pic show promise but the other pics in the bath etc are boring AF, I'd rather watch sky | |||
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"I'm in. Please be gentle 6.4 not a bad cock but nothing to write home over either " I've heard that a few times. Anuy tips? | |||
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"Go on then,._ch well" 5.2. Not a fan of soapy cock pics and the other pic looks like an accordian, play us a tune! | |||
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"Mr mac" 5.7 a hands free rock solid pic of it that shows the head would go a long way | |||
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"Tom9696" 6.25. I wouldn't say no | |||
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"Amazed at the popularity of these threads and I think I've found my vocation in life! Please READ the rules... 1. Anyone can rate or be rated 2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post adding your username to the text 3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion. 4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter! 5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness. 6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance. Let the fun begin xxx " FriendlyJames Rate it 1--10 | |||
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"Prestonm50" 3. Put butter under your foreskin, wrap in bacon and roast at 180 degrees till crisp. (look at his pics to see why) | |||
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"Kinkyian2 " 3.6. Are you about to have surgery? Reminds me of when my dog was neutered | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/11/21 12:31:13]" A good slow roast lol | |||
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"Amazed at the popularity of these threads and I think I've found my vocation in life! Please READ the rules... 1. Anyone can rate or be rated 2. If you want your cock rating reply to this post adding your username to the text 3.Cocks are marked out of 10 with additional comments and feedback at the raters discretion. 4. Ratings are honest, you might get roasted or offended so if you can't handle it, don't enter! 5. This thread is meant to be funny, expect some banter and perhaps a little flirtation. All said and done with heart in the name of playfulness. 6. If I've already rated you, give someone else a chance. Let the fun begin xxx FriendlyJames Rate it 1--10" Could be a nice cock but this pic is blurry and doesn't show enough. You'd make a good father Christmas but those tongue out pics are vile and off putting, nobody likes a perv. 4.7 | |||
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"Are you going to rate mine please" Nicetouch 4. I could stick it on the back of my front door and hand wet coats off it | |||
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"Mr mac 5.7 a hands free rock solid pic of it that shows the head would go a long way " why thank you | |||
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"Rate mine please " Got potential but these pics are crap, nothing to draw us in here, do you ever get rock hard I wonder? Nevermind I'm onto the next profile I wonder. 3.6 | |||
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"Kinkyian2 3.6. Are you about to have surgery? Reminds me of when my dog was neutered " Brutal | |||
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"Dannyb1232000" If you don't already know, I despise fully shaved cocks, they're like those ugly hairless cats. Your cock fully hard and bad tho, 6.3 | |||
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"Dannyb1232000 If you don't already know, I despise fully shaved cocks, they're like those ugly hairless cats. Your cock fully hard and bad tho, 6.3" Haven't shaved for a while maybe I should upload a new 1 | |||
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"Ha. Go on then Do your worst. Johnsnowman401" 6.8. Nice and stiff, not the most handsome cock but good proportion and some naturalness thrown in too. Would be a 7 but just somehow isn't quite there, I'd still blow you if my inner slut was activated | |||
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"subbymcsubface Waiting with nervous anticipation " 3. Razor, knickers, cage. Enough said | |||
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"Bigfella218" Omg just no, all those sad floppy pics look depressing, nothing to get excited about here I'm afraid. 2.8 | |||
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"Burygent1 " 3.7 from these pics, 2 floppy the other showing only an inch as rest covered by hands and mouth. Looks thick but awful pics hun, try solo rock solid pics that show the juicy head | |||
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"Bigfella218 Omg just no, all those sad floppy pics look depressing, nothing to get excited about here I'm afraid. 2.8" Cheers lol | |||
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"Innocentcub93" Looks like a small dick with just 1 giant ball. 3.6 | |||
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"Devils_plaything" Potentially a great cock but need to see more of it, only a 6 from this pic | |||
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"Us2andyou2" Got potential but why only show a soft pic? Only a 5 from this pic | |||
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"Oow I'm up for this xxx" C&R777 and I thought naked twister was an urban myth! Only looked at first page of your pics and got bored to only find 1 sad droopy dick. 2.7 max | |||
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".Matty " Looks lovely on 2nd to last pic, 7.3. Lost points for shave job and the arty pic which wasn't enticing enough | |||
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".Matty Looks lovely on 2nd to last pic, 7.3. Lost points for shave job and the arty pic which wasn't enticing enough " will take that an improve on my shaving skills | |||
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"Craigyboy74 " 6.3 looks like a small dildo on a shelf in a sex shop with that cock ring on | |||
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"Dirty_deeds" Looks like you have a 3rd nipple below the helmet line on 2nd pic. Nonetheless I'd still have a go, 6.95 | |||
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"Hunglikeahamster " 6.5 to 7. Your montage pic is all over the place and your gf could do with some anal bleaching products but technically can't mark you down for that | |||
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"Dirty_deeds Looks like you have a 3rd nipple below the helmet line on 2nd pic. Nonetheless I'd still have a go, 6.95" Well you did better than me lol | |||
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