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over a year ago
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It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!
I couldn't though, I just froze.
My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said
Because they might take afence !!!
 
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By *iffyjeffMan
over a year ago
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"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!
I couldn't though, I just froze.
My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said
Because they might take afence !!!
I know. "
Ffs .. haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!
I couldn't though, I just froze.
My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said
Because they might take afence !!!
I know. "
Hahahahahaha love it
No need to gatecrash the thread like that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....
I tried to look but I couldn’t see it "
You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....
I tried to look but I couldn’t see it
You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it. "
Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....
I tried to look but I couldn’t see it
You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it.
Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up"
You must have good eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's not really a joke, but tonight I found someone dodgy trying to steal our gates. I called my husband and he told me to stop them!
I couldn't though, I just froze.
My husband asked why am I not stopping them?! I said
Because they might take afence !!!
I know.
Hahahahahaha love it
No need to gatecrash the thread like that
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I see what you did there!! I'll get my coat and see myself out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Check out how tiny and pathetic my dick is, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh....
I tried to look but I couldn’t see it
You have to really zoom in and put the screen right up close to your face to be able to see it.
Awww hello little fella.. looks cute all wrapped up"
I’m glad you managed to see it. Thanks, I do like how it looks with a lace ribbon wrapped around it I must say. Normally I think it looks sad and pathetic but I don’t feel as ashamed of it as I normally do when it’s wrapped up like that. |
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