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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, heres a question - well 2., how many ladies here have had a meet and been face to cock with a meetee whose cock had an unpleasant smell to it, ie was not clean.
and second...
we've had a few and suzy has just point blank refused to have anything to do with it, if you have come face to face with such unhygenic unpleasantness what did you do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Luckily ive never been faced with anyone that was'nt sweet smelling and beautifully clean
If I was then id probably gag,I think that would sort of indicate that I did'nt wany anything to do with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never had this problem as all my plsymates have turned up nice and clean and smelling great.
If one ever did there is no way I'd go near them. I'd have to come up with a polite way of saying thanks but no thanks  |
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By *eglieanCouple
over a year ago
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Its not only you ladies who come across it, what do you think us fellas feel when you get down to chomp on the rug and bam it hits you.
Sorry but i get up and go trying to be polite as possible. Some say they just get on with it,,, no way.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive never played with a unclean person on a private meet, guess ive been lucky there, however i have started playing with a few unclean men in clubs, i have just got up and walked away, its quite easy in a club to leave someone you dont want to be with, not sure what id say if it was a private meet, i would have to say something tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ewwwww this thread is bad,
Reminds us of a very funny single fem we had Xmas drinks with. She told s that she carried wet wipes with her in case of a smelly one 
We pulled our crackers with other swinger friends and all got nail brushes which we donated to her in case of crusticles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh good lord - I'm gagging at the thought! Maybe suggesting a shower before play! But I'd like to think all parties had scrubbed with a wire brush and dettol beforehand anyhow!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some minging fannies as well that stink
There just no need for a smelly vag yuk lol
Yucky especially one with manky greasy pubes!  "
Hahahahaha boak manky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the smell is often a bacterial infection
vaginosis or testicular even if the person washes it still lingers i had a smashing lady who just stank till the antibiotics cleared it up xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Smell and looks good but hate a mouthful of funky spunk my man last night tasted of pure garlic lol had had garlic mushrooms for tea and had a mouthful lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Luckily I've never been in the situation but it would be really embarrassing on a private meet. I'd have to be honest and say the reason why I won't play and it would be very uncomfortable and embarrassing for both parties.
However I have had, luckily in clubs, guys who smell of garlic or smoke. Both of these substances work their way into the skin pores. Garlic is the worst for me because the smell makes me heave and I can't have people near me who eat it regularly and smell of it. In these instances I've just said no and walked away so its easier in clubs |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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We had a couples meet with a couple ages ago she was immaculate he however stank it wasn't till I got close that I realised this tho luckily he was sub so Sir saw me heave and came to ask what was wrong got a whiff himself and tied the guy up and made him watch us all play with her. We didn't stop too long as the bedroom was filthy and generally the house was disgusting so we let him go as we left. We laugh about it now but seriously how can you get one who is spotless and one who stinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without inciting 'single male swingers' curse .... I haven't met a lady with a smelly manky fanny, nor turned up stinking of body odour, with dairylea factory going on in my pants.
Shit, can't find any wood to touch ........ arrrrggggghhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm not the best thread to read et 7am !!! Reminds me a guy who perved us when dogging ill never forget those long dirty nails on a grubby hand gripping his manky cock, eewwwww
No way I was going near that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had a couples meet with a couple ages ago she was immaculate he however stank it wasn't till I got close that I realised this tho luckily he was sub so Sir saw me heave and came to ask what was wrong got a whiff himself and tied the guy up and made him watch us all play with her. We didn't stop too long as the bedroom was filthy and generally the house was disgusting so we let him go as we left. We laugh about it now but seriously how can you get one who is spotless and one who stinks. "
What you a actually played in a manky house offft your brave i would have been out of there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Truly horrible thread! Any bloke who has spent time in the forces should be clean and fresh smelling as you get taught how to shower properly and generally take care of yourself. I'll never forget being instructed on how to shower so that 'you get rid of all the cheese under your foreskin'. Not nice but well needed! |
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"Ok, heres a question - well 2., how many ladies here have had a meet and been face to cock with a meetee whose cock had an unpleasant smell to it, ie was not clean.
and second...
we've had a few and suzy has just point blank refused to have anything to do with it, if you have come face to face with such unhygenic unpleasantness what did you do?"
Tell them that even Cilit wouldnt bang them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have had no problems with guys but met 2 bi fems who had the most disgusting hygiene. Needless to say I did not continue!! I actually came off fab for about 6 months as a consequence. I actually feel sick thinking about it now. A bar of soap only costs 12p so there is no need for it. Yuk!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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too right, had more than one smelly cock and have asked them to leave. These guys dont seem to understand how to wash especially under their foreskin. This has made me hate meeting a guy for the first time incase it happens again. I feel like I should open the door say hi and then let me smell your cock before I let you in.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've also seen a few dirty and unclean cocks.... thou it's my own fault for living next to a farm..... need to buy a shotgun and shoot those noisy fooooookers waking me up at 5am!!!  |
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I always make sure I'm scrupulously clean before heading to a meet by showering immediately before leaving - unfortunately, not everyone does the same....
I once went to visit a woman in London, and got a distinct unpleasant odour from her as soon as she sat down next to me - the house was a complete mess, and I couldn't tell if the smell was her or her clothes or both, but it was very off-putting....
I stalled with idle chit-chat while trying to work out what to do or say, but was saved by the bell when someone rang her - managed to make my excuses and leave while she was on the phone....
There's really no excuse - though a last-minute meet, she'd had over an hour while I was on my way during which she could easily have showered and put on clean clothes.... |
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