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Original/unusual ways of having a w**k
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By *stmateMan
over a year ago
Notts |
I can't do this anymore as its quite messy. Make sure u are well lubed and kneel down at the corner of ur bed resting ur chest on the mattress. Hold ur cock like a baseball bat (with 2 hands) and start humping like ur doing it doggy. That's called wanking with style!  |
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When I was a teenager, I used to lie on top of the pillow and slip my cock underneath, inside the pillow slip, and grind against the bed until I came inside what was really a kind of massive condom. My mum was not too happy about the washing mind you - and the pillow was fairly badly stained and smelly after a while! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug  love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum"
not exactly as reply you'd expect from a straight guy ? or is it, I don't know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like to lay flat on the bed and then raise my legs over my head so they rest against the bedroom wall. My cock is above my head. When I come it's either down my chest or in my own mouth.
I would love a women to wank me off in this position and then maybe snowball.
Got to be honest and say middle age spread has made it a bit trickier lately! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How dare you all write such utter filth on the vile and disgusting subject of loving ones self. This is a private matter between everyone with a dirty sausage, and any such activities should be carried out with true catholic guilt and shame, not paraded on a forum for all to see. I shall be reporting you all to the Daily Mail and the Pope.
Still, it's down to peoples preferences/choice. if you don't like dragging yourself round the room then move on. |
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"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum"
Is that a human finger, a fish finger or even a finger of fudge??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!"
Nothing sucks like an electrolux!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely have time alone to play so my precious moments with toys are well thought out, planned with precision, and extremely efficient LOL. Everything must be in it's place and as soon as the starter pistol goes it's all hands on deck (so to speak).
Other than that I've become very good at laying beside a sleeping hubster and keeping deathly still and quiet while orgasaming my little box off. LOL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant beat a finger up the bum whilst having a tug love watching cumshot clips...love the guys expressions n moans while they cum
Is that a human finger, a fish finger or even a finger of fudge???"
A finger of fudge is just enough to give yourself a treat  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!"
Can imagine the scene at A&E if it had of gone wrong |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"ive used the vac cleaner before now use a paint roller on the end of the extension pipe and if you have adjustable power turn it right down to start! as the air rushes past ya dick it makes it vibrate inside the tube! first time it made me cum in 30 seconds!!
Nothing sucks like an electrolux!! "
Thought you preferred vax! How's the 14 1/2 coming along?  |
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I remember as a youngster I used to lie face down on the carpet (shagpile) and 'hump the floor' whilst flicking through my sports annual looking at picks of 1980's eastern european gymnasts... was this strange?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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get a arm band for swimming, place it (well lubed) between your mattress and base and fuck away or the couch between the cushions and base works wonders, though can be hard to explain why you have a swimming arm band in your bedroom,  |
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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I rarely have time alone to play so my precious moments with toys are well thought out, planned with precision, and extremely efficient LOL. Everything must be in it's place and as soon as the starter pistol goes it's all hands on deck (so to speak).
Other than that I've become very good at laying beside a sleeping hubster and keeping deathly still and quiet while orgasaming my little box off. LOL
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 this was so like me when I slept with hubby had to be quite and hardly move but I sleep alone these days have my fav porn and one bit always does it a mmf scene it's her worried look on her face plus my super wonderful vibrator works overtime love it when my house empty and I can be noisy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one
if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one
if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure."
gonna check this out, sounds hot as hell n might tug off to it tonite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a shemale (don't ask) with a thick long cock fucking a juicy looking watermelon with a suitably sized hole and thought thats a new one
if you google image search its there for your viewing pleasure.
gonna check this out, sounds hot as hell n might tug off to it tonite! "
Thats from "Onward Christian Soldiers". I remember trying it when I was a teenager!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my GF sometimes does what we call a bitch wank. its boardering on the BDSM side of things as it can hurt a little but its controlable. anyone want to hear? |
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"Fleshight, lube, and silk knickers draped round fleshlite, feels like a 2 fem bj, balls licked and sucked, marvelous!!! "
Bet you didn't get that one off Blue Peter?
Watched a porn vid where a bloke had a wire attached to his knob (bell-end)could hear a buzzing sound..so pressume it's some sort of plug in devise..anyone any ideas what it is..is it a store bought device or homemade? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fleshight, lube, and silk knickers draped round fleshlite, feels like a 2 fem bj, balls licked and sucked, marvelous!!!
Bet you didn't get that one off Blue Peter?
Watched a porn vid where a bloke had a wire attached to his knob (bell-end)could hear a buzzing sound..so pressume it's some sort of plug in devise..anyone any ideas what it is..is it a store bought device or homemade?"
Look on Lovehoney.com, sure they have some electrical type devices on there. Not something I fancy myself.
When I was younger (those were the days) I used a vibrating massager on my knob, my god that was good. |
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I havent read through all the thread but has it been suggested: 
Lean against a wall with one arm until it goes numb and you get pins and needles, now have a tug or a rub. Its supposed to feel like someone else as the feeling in your arm/hand has gone, but hurry up as it will come back and you'll catch yourself having a wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A new one that a friend told me was using a tampon too big for her when she needed some relief at work"
Sounds like hard work for a quickie though!
Lily x |
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