What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? We've all heard of women using deodorant bottles, wine bottles etc, but what's the weirdest one?
We'll start by saying we once used a plastic hockey stick xxx |
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when i was a teenager i used a scholl foot scraper for removing hard skin, i used the side edge of the handle.
i got too sore after a while though, then i used a hairbrush handle and a battery operated toothbrush. |
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"What's the weirdest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? We've all heard of women using deodorant bottles, wine bottles etc, but what's the weirdest one?
We'll start by saying we once used a plastic hockey stick xxx"
That must have been one hell of a puck...i mean fuck!  |
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We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?
We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!  
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"We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?
We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!
XXXX"
Oh god, we own a pub, she is gonna read this and wanna go there straight away and throw everybody out! Lol! |
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"We were just talking about this thread and wondered how many barmaids have hopped onto the bar and squatted down on the hand pump after closing time?
We've thought it in the past when watching them pull pints mmmmmmmm!
XXXX
Oh god, we own a pub, she is gonna read this and wanna go there straight away and throw everybody out! Lol! "
POST THE PICS, POST THE PICS !!! 
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"Actually, once d*unkenly used an empty beer bottle. Was fun but the thoughts after if it had broke or something  "
As the old beer add said "A Double Diamond works wonders!"
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"Actually, once d*unkenly used an empty beer bottle. Was fun but the thoughts after if it had broke or something
As the old beer add said "A Double Diamond works wonders!"
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Ha well it wasn't a Double Diamond, but it certainly did the job!
Now if carlsberg made beer bottles....oh wait...
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