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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not on here but yesterday via pm
"So do you want to fuck me again?"
Then when out Saturday a guy I was talking to said "how would you like something incredible between your legs?".
Some people just have no idea..  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Not on here but yesterday via pm
"So do you want to fuck me again?"
Then when out Saturday a guy I was talking to said "how would you like something incredible between your legs?".
Some people just have no idea.. "
You should have said
What
A micro
Firework |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not on here but yesterday via pm
"So do you want to fuck me again?"
Then when out Saturday a guy I was talking to said "how would you like something incredible between your legs?".
Some people just have no idea..
You should have said
What
A micro
Firework "
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By *KCx OP Woman
over a year ago
skegness |
"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
Didnt the beatles have a song called that? "
I actually sung your reply, lol. It works too |
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I adore him. Gives me a proper self esteem boost that actually I'm not getting too many things wrong. Still beggars belief though.
There is definitely a trick being missed here. The owners of fab should be collecting the most horrendous messages and publish them in a book. Ideal Christmas present for the hot wife or cuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just received a ‘Fuck me’ message.
I’m not sure if it was a request or statement in awe of my photos  lol
I politely declined and strangely enough I didn’t get a reply. |
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I often get “Are you open?” but given my profile this works fine for me! If anything it signals here is someone who wants to cut to the chase. Even more encouraging if they’ve attached a pic of their dick so I don’t have to chase for this
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Bit too direct? I’ll say helllo first next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My personal favourites is:
Hey Stranger….
From someone you’ve never messaged before, has zero public photos on their profile and a bio stating “message to find out more or fill in later”
Really, who’s the stranger now?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"! "
Boke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"! "
Omg |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"! "
Maybe he thought you were a 
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Honestly some opening messages are ridiculous! The ones I find the most cringey are 'hi Miss I really like you I want to make you my girlfriend and look after you forever'...
Like woooaaaah slow down man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
I ve had similar...my favourite is "I wanna be balls deep in your dirt box " or "giz a go on her"....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Just for research, what should we use instead of twat?  |
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By *rNightMan
over a year ago
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Personally I’d never take that approach but I can assure you that polite & conversational doesn’t seem to work either, so maybe they’re trying a different approach, even though they know it’s not very respectful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Twat (facepalm) that’s up there with minge, gash, slit, muff, beaver.
Yuck |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I want to know if any of you smooth-talkers are going to whisper that in your next meets ear, right at the point where it starts hotting up! "
I'm sure some of us have a little more sophistication than that.  |
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By *KCx OP Woman
over a year ago
skegness |
"Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"! "
Ha ha, definitely on par |
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"I'd love to tongue punch your fart box while your hubby is fucking you"..we did have that as an opening message a week or so ago. From a 'straight' guy that had 3 verifications..2 from TV's and one from a CD!
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
For future reference, what terminology should we use when sending an opening message demanding cunnilingus? Is foof acceptable? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I'd love to tongue punch your fart box while your hubby is fucking you"..we did have that as an opening message a week or so ago. From a 'straight' guy that had 3 verifications..2 from TV's and one from a CD!
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We have all had that message, he's been sending that for about 5 years |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
On my solo male account Ive never once had an unsolicited pussy pic or been told "I wanna suck your cock" in an opening message by a woman.
Some people have all the luck
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
I don’t remember that being The Beatles original title………..?? "
It was the re-mix version.  |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
I don’t remember that being The Beatles original title………..?? "
The original was i wanna feast on your fanny but it had too many syllables so they changed it.... If you have an original it's worth a lot of money.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone messaged me and said they were jealous of my heart, when I asked why he said ciz that's pumping Deep inside you and I'm not.
Very Cheesy but made me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do these high class pick up lines ever work? It’d be much easier than the reading of profiles and thinking about what to put in a message that I’m doing |
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"Ive had a delightful picture of a rather purple and diseased looking winkle this morning with the wording "lick my cheese" on it. Nothing else, just "lick my cheese"! "
There is no sick face that I can type |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Fortunately we don't get many that bad. It's been over a year since we had an opening to rival that one, but one guy did get there recently in about his fourth message. He's blocked now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a recent one asking if I would cheat on my husband...asked him to read the profile and he replied saying he doesn't have the time, then was offended by lack of reply!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just nearly sprayed coffee everywhere ..
I totally misread the opening line and read that as
"I wanna eat your cat"
But no, that's a line to be proud of..not!
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We have had 'i'll fuck her'followed by '???' When we didn't reply
Another one opened with 'I've got a mattress in my van if you're interested '
Don't know if either approach has ever worked for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have had 'i'll fuck her'followed by '???' When we didn't reply
Another one opened with 'I've got a mattress in my van if you're interested '
Don't know if either approach has ever worked for them"
Crazy to think people even message things like this. The mattress in the van, surely nobody even likes that as an opening message or deep in conversation |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Was going to be the original lyrics for the Beatles "I wanna hold your hand" |
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I can imagine that the guys that use some of these amazing opening lines, send the same message to multiple people. I doubt it’s ever been successful. How many times do you have to send messages like that to realise that maybe it’s not the best approach and isn’t getting you anywhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
My worst.." Can I shit on your tits?"
I kid you not... |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
My worst.." Can I shit on your tits?"
I kid you not..."
That made me lol.... I m guessing you jumped at the chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Is that a no or maybe then??? ,,,,seriously there are some real dense twatish folk on here lately no wonder single guys get such a bad rep.  |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Absolutely classic that one haha straight to the point; no human connection just animal xx |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
My worst.." Can I shit on your tits?"
I kid you not...
That made me lol.... I m guessing you jumped at the chance "
I wonder if that’s a reference to Questionable Content, the long running internet webcomic, comic number 1752.
Sven: “Nice tits. Can I take a shit on them?”
Or perhaps the guy just really likes shitting on tits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When a guy messages you and says "I'm close are you ready to be fucked now", like I sit around all day with my legs open waiting for a knock on the door ?? sweet talking I don't think so ?? "
You mean you aren't waiting to see if I may pass by your neighborhood sometime??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next."
Yeah, maybe it was the same guy who just told me he would travel a long way to eat my ass! |
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"'I wanna eat your twat' as an opening message, ffs, Be on here moaning about not getting any replies next.
Yeah, maybe it was the same guy who just told me he would travel a long way to eat my ass! "
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"When a guy messages you and says "I'm close are you ready to be fucked now", like I sit around all day with my legs open waiting for a knock on the door ?? sweet talking I don't think so ?? "
You silly billy. You’ll need to get up to answer the door when he arrives. |
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