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Who has the life you’d least expect to be a swinger?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We love the idea this lifestyle happens around you but hidden in plain sight- discreet and secret.
Who has a lifestyle you might least expect to be a swinger, the respectable, pillar of society,
The chair of the women’s guild who does the flowers in church but does wear no knickers to the service?
The Headmaster of the top school in smart suits and shiny shoes?
The lady on the parish council who complains about the dogging in the meeting but secretly does far more herself.
The surgeon who is so serious and committed saving sick children.
Who could shock their vanilla world the most on here because “that’s the person you’d least suspect” if their secret got out? |
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I used to play with a lovely married lady - who had a string of lovers
Her hubby would often go on golf weekends..so they would often invite me over to bed the wife on Sat nite...i remember the first time it happened, she kicked me out early on Sunday morning because she had to go to church to sing in the choir!
I just loved it! |
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By *rad670Man
over a year ago
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I have learned there are a lot of unsuspecting swingers, that shows that some people are genuinely discrete and no one around them has a clue, I love that, some amazing folk from very varied backgrounds, a fantastic mix. |
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It always surprise me me how normal and low key the couples I meet are! When I first started meeting couples - i would be sitting there in the bar - and in they would walk and I would be "it cant be them" - they look so normal/harmless - little did I realise! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. |
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"Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. "
Ha - you made me laugh! |
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"Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. "
 brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to play with a lovely married lady - who had a string of lovers
Her hubby would often go on golf weekends..so they would often invite me over to bed the wife on Sat nite...i remember the first time it happened, she kicked me out early on Sunday morning because she had to go to church to sing in the choir!
I just loved it!"
Brilliant! This is what I mean |
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"I used to play with a lovely married lady - who had a string of lovers
Her hubby would often go on golf weekends..so they would often invite me over to bed the wife on Sat nite...i remember the first time it happened, she kicked me out early on Sunday morning because she had to go to church to sing in the choir!
I just loved it!
Brilliant! This is what I mean "
It was such a turn on for all three of us! |
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A lady I met during a business meeting made it clear she was up for fun. She was 15 years older than me and had wickedly sexy eyes. After I asked if her husband still enjoyed her, she said he was 15 years older than her and past it. His loss, my gain. He was a high court judge.  |
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I was at a gangbang once with two regular girls that I know well who have as far as I have observed, an absolutely unlimited sexual appetite.
At this party they were taking on all comers. Between guys arriving and leaving they were never without at least two cocks each and they were going for it as they had done many times before.
The host announced that there would be another lady guest joining who was inexperienced and the obvious courtesy and politeness should apply. She was there simply to watch and observe unless she felt compelled to dabble a little.
About an hour into the proceedings walked a very ordinary looking guy of around 30. Certainly nobody’s idea if a stud, but a very personable bloke.
His partner was a very pretty, quite demure looking Northern Irish girl of around the same age. Gorgeous eyes, blonde hair. Obviously a killer body under her smart casual work attire, be she barely said a word but was absolutely transfixed on the scene before her.
Slowly and without taking her eyes off the scene, she took off her blouse and bra and let out a stunning pair of tanned breasts with big hard nipples which were stiffening and springing up with goosebumps.
Guys started touching her which she shyly but openly encouraged and before long she’d rolled her jeans down her legs with her g-string and had laid down and opened her legs to reveal a perfectly shaven pussy as smooth as a cue ball and a bar piercing in it.
She was greedily sucking on two cocks so I hog between her legs and licked her before fucking her.
She took half an hour or so to warm up but once he joined in she was totally insatiable and must have had every guy who was in the room over 4 hours at least once and it seemed like nothing was off limits.
She got fucked, DV, DP I think, swallowed multiple guy’s cum and had several shoot all over her face and tits.
She never stopped and out lasted the other two girls, but never in a million years would I have expected that from her if I’d passed her in the street. |
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"We love the idea this lifestyle happens around you but hidden in plain sight- discreet and secret.
Who has a lifestyle you might least expect to be a swinger, the respectable, pillar of society,
The chair of the women’s guild who does the flowers in church but does wear no knickers to the service?
The Headmaster of the top school in smart suits and shiny shoes?
The lady on the parish council who complains about the dogging in the meeting but secretly does far more herself.
The surgeon who is so serious and committed saving sick children.
Who could shock their vanilla world the most on here because “that’s the person you’d least suspect” if their secret got out? "
I'm aware of at least one of the "types" you've mentioned, being right here on Fab. No more shall be said  |
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"bump!
Anyone had it in the vicarage?
Anyone had it with an MP?
Anyone done it with a judge?
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No, but I’ve fucked a woman who was an MP’s mistress and kept in a flat in Waterloo for that purpose.
Of course she would never reveal the name of the MP in question. Knew which side her bread was buttered on… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ooh that’s juicy, what was she like?
I remember seeing an escort/ domme interviewed on TV once who said she liked to look on TV to see if she could see the MPs suspender bumps in their trousers when she’d made them wear stockings to Parliament |
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"Ooh that’s juicy, what was she like?
I remember seeing an escort/ domme interviewed on TV once who said she liked to look on TV to see if she could see the MPs suspender bumps in their trousers when she’d made them wear stockings to Parliament "
She’s a Brazilian/Japanese mix (actually quite common if you’ve been to Brazil) said she was 40 and could pass for it, but I knew she was closer to 50.
Smoking hot body, 5ft 2, enhanced boobs.
She’s the lady I DPed with other guys. She was by no means exclusive to the MP and apparently he was fine with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to date a high court female judge! Well I say date we fucked for some time and it was a filthy and fun period of my life. It was getting serious but I didn't think I would fit into her world so I ended it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have recently found the kind and rather mature lady who runs a charity shop on here… as well as her cross dressing husband.
Least expected, most surprising….. absolutely awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My first couple i met on here over 11yrs ago...the hubby was a ceo of a well known company. She was 10 years older than me. He paid for the hotel and wanted to know everything happened. He ended up helping me.set up my own company.Another lady from here used to be high up in hmrc. She was utter naughtiness...we.met twice a week in a government paid hotel at lunchtimes...which over ran. Now thats what i call a tax rebate!!
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"Wow she sounds amazing
Which party was the MP? "
I have absolutely no idea. She was very discreet other than to say that he was paying for her place.
Given that it was in Waterloo - so zone 1 in central London, and clearly not cheap although relatively modest - I would expect it to be conservative to be able to Chuck that kind of money around on a mistress.
She has moved her place now so I’m fairly certain that they are no longer an item. |
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I once took a voluptuous and regular lady friend to a swingers club and the next day she said she had a church committee meeting with the young vicar.
She text me the next day that she was still horny and all she could concentrate on was the vicars chunky thighs and imaging what was between them!
Such a horny lady with a dual life x
If only the vicar knew! |
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Some of these make me smile.
Many years back I was sent on a 3 day training course near Amsterdam airport.
Naturally I got a bit bored so on my first night I ventured to a large local club close to the city. Had an amazing evening, met some great folks and one couple really too a shine to me and more or less wore me out.
The next morning at 0800, the class starts, and to my surprise, one of the class members is the husband from last night. Let's suggest he's very senior in a European government position. We smiled at one another across the room, and kept a discrete low profile for the remainder of the course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’d be shocked at what happens in my profession. Especially on layovers, I just see it as a perk to the job!
What profession is that?"
The hint is in “layover”! |
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"Presume airline, if so wouldn’t be shocked more disappointed if you weren’t all at it. "
Funny that....previously lived with two airline crew and watched them put on their nylons to go to work then put on their grey jogging bottoms when they got home next week...not even yoga pants, comfy stuff ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A harley street doctor and her husband a highly renowned vet.
She liked to be degraded by many as no one would dare to do that in real life! "
I think you’ve struck a chord here, the chasm between the respectable and high profile public life where people expect a certain behaviour from you and trying to experience the life that is such a contrast to what people see of you all day. I can relate to that! |
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Morning all
This thread is sums up what I love about swinging and the community and social aspect about the lifestyle.
Over the years I met people from all sorts of different backgrounds and places working in different sectors swinging is everywhere and it’s fantastic naughty people will always find other naughty people. We are lucky to live in an age where we can be open And free
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"The pope???
Have I misunderstood the question???"
OK the Pope himself is very unlikely.
However he once did a service in St Peters when there was a swinger couple in the 6th row. We know this for certain because it was us.
We even got our faces on Vatican TV when the camera panned round. |
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Many years ago when I was swinging with an ex partner in the UK we used to regularly play with one couple. He was police and she worked for BA on check in.
Once when we were flying somewhere or other we bumped into her at the airport. Seeing her in uniform was quite surreal, especially when the thought of me fucking her only a week or so previously popped into my head. |
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it would be indiscrete of me to say too much but most of the ladies and couples i have met off the site are pillars of society and dress modestly outside the bedroom. i myself run a charity, do lots of community work and work professionally as a consultant in the food industry. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I started swinging years ago on another site, I met a very respectable lady who was a piano teacher. She was in her Kate 50s, semi retired and was a member of various community bodies in a posh but of the city. She was also the first lady I'd met who loved anal. |
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"Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. "
Ha ha spot on my friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. "
Note to self, Ikea showroom .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I inadvertently found out about my ex wife's friend and hubby at a watersports fetish event. I didn't realise it was them until later on. They must've because they played briefly next to me then moved on. Discretion button enabled both parties. It was fascinating to see thier outside roles very much reversed here. |
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Wish I was still getting as much, but I've enjoyed several teachers (colleagues are wimps) wife of solicitor, hr lady over my desk, but best, wettest and loudest was a church warden!
Anybody local up for it to oblige an older guy with history? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us!!! And this exact ideal is the reason for our username! Mrs. Alterego particularly enjoys the idea of a secret hidden slut side to her personality. "
Nothing wrong with that   |
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I work regularly with groups of 80 highly-skilled people all taking their direction from me (occasionally nearer 300 people) and they would be amazed at my sexual desires and even more amazed what I might be wearing under my jeans!
I do also look out across those 80 or so people and wonder who might be a swinger - I have yet to find any on here... |
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Well after a cheeky look at fab the other day at work I discovered that one of my work bosses who is happily married and very successful is a swinger who enjoys being naked with lad mates...makes the footy showers together a lot more interesting |
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"When I started swinging years ago on another site, I met a very respectable lady who was a piano teacher. She was in her Kate 50s, semi retired and was a member of various community bodies in a posh but of the city. She was also the first lady I'd met who loved anal. "
When i was in my thirties met a lot of women in their 40s/50s/60s who wanted younger men! God ..it was lovely...one of them was swinger and that was how I got into all of this |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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I have worked in a couple of clubs and seen ALL walks of life....
There was a vicar who surprised a friend of mine by telling her afterwards.... I also know a lady who regularly leaves a club early hours of Sunday to go to Church with her family.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone who has a couples profile but zero pictures of the female half yet posts regular forum messages and has statuses about her being pumped 24/7 in car parks, beaches, IKEA showrooms, offices etc by random horny men.
That's who I'd least expect to be a swinger. "
Totally agree.
Its powerfull being anonamous and even more descreet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bump!
Anyone had it in the vicarage?
Anyone had it with an MP?
Anyone done it with a judge?
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Had a police woman. Blondie, she tried to shook me by stateing her proffession! I just fed her my hard fat thick brown Truncheon..
Spanked her really hard, + more. |
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"The churchgoers are the most fun- the hypocrisy and the sin aspect, love it!"
Not exactly the same but I was asked to perform as a “bull” of sorts to a very beautifully groomed and well presented Jewish lady in her 50s while her husband listened in either downstairs or at the door.
They were both from what I could tell absolute pillars of the Jewish community in North London and loved the idea that she’d be sired and cum in by a non Jewish man. Cumming inside her was always an absolute must. They insisted upon it.
She was really good fun and unbelievably horny. We graduated to hotel sex with her ringing her husband while I was fucking her. I loved meeting her when she was dressed to the nines, going up to the room and performing for her.
He also had his fun too. I arranged to be accompanied for one meeting at their home by a regular fuckbuddy who was young, busty, blonde and filthy.
The whole element of his mind humiliation was continued as his wife teased him gently that he could never fuck a young girl like her unless he paid her, so that’s exactly what he did as part of the whole scenario.
She and I watched him fuck her while his wife commented… “look at you with your dick up that little shiksa!”
I think that some of this was verging on race play, but none of us was offended and we all had a super time.
Apologies to anyone who may be offended. Not the intention at all. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Doctors and nurses are filthy!
Yes...long hours, onsite accomodation...stressful job, naked bodies ...its a recipe for naughtiness..."
And a lot of exposure to the reality of mortality plus needing to be unshockable leads to YOLO attitude I think |
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"Wow that’s a great example of straying so far from the expected!! "
Yep. I used to love fucking her when she still had her expensive lingerie half on and her dripping in tasteful jewellery and her perfume filling the room.
When she returned to her husband afterwards everything was slightly askew and possibly she’d have to go home without an item of clothing or two. Usually bare legged as her stockings would be shredded.
She’d text me later in the evening and say “he says that I reek of sex and semen!”
Great fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well now, I do have an entry in Who's Who, but I also wanted to say as a church person that I can't believe God would have given us the ability to enjoy sex if he didn't want us to. As long as we are not hurting anyone or being manipulative, I reckon it fits my theology. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Undoubtedly this answer fits the bill.
I gave oral sex to a member of the European Parliament.
She had previously read aloud erotica she'd written while I masturbated to her dulcet tones... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The stockings are a fond memory.
Come to think of it I've also been intimate with a member of the Irish Parliament here as well, but that was more of a teenage beach thing many moons ago, and my memories of that are more funny than erotic. |
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