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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the funniest thing you've read on a profile. "I've got moral standards" always makes me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No morals on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No morals on here! "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree. "

Go on then, I'm keen to hear your argument....

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By *razytimesinloveCouple  over a year ago

SW Scotland


"So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree.

Go on then, I'm keen to hear your argument.... "

Because people want to explore their sexuality they must be morally corrupt ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree.

Go on then, I'm keen to hear your argument....

Because people want to explore their sexuality they must be morally corrupt ? "

Well it does help

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

I have morals.

I wouldn't hurt someone

I wouldn't tell someone's friends and family about what we had been up to

I wouldn't steal from their house

Etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have morals.

I wouldn't hurt someone

I wouldn't tell someone's friends and family about what we had been up to

I wouldn't steal from their house

Etc"

I'm pretty sure those aren't the sort of morals the aforementioned profile was referring to. But well done you, for being a fine upstanding citizen

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the funniest thing you've read on a profile. "I've got moral standards" always makes me chuckle. "

I have morals and boundaries in place and maintain standards. Not sure what is wrong with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny? "

A combination of both when used on a swingers site

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

A combination of both when used on a swingers site "

So you have neither?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

A combination of both when used on a swingers site

So you have neither? "

What do you think?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

A combination of both when used on a swingers site

So you have neither?

What do you think? "

Obviously not if you're flirting with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

A combination of both when used on a swingers site

So you have neither?

What do you think?

Obviously not if you're flirting with me"

Sorry sugar, I'm not gay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree.

Go on then, I'm keen to hear your argument.... "

I genuinely do not see the correlation between being on here, and having no or low moral standards. That says to me that you think we are doing something wrong, what are we doing wrong by being on here?

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast


"So is it the word moral or standards that you find funny?

A combination of both when used on a swingers site

So you have neither?

What do you think?

Obviously not if you're flirting with me

Sorry sugar, I'm not gay "

You seem confused though. Or your finger was aiming for a different emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

"No kissing, its too intimate" lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there a difference between morals and ethics? Discuss...

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington

"Husband knows I'm on here"...

Followed by..

"Wont meet married/attached guys".

We are on board with the not wanting to meet people who are cheating on their spouses thing but as as a married couple who both play separately we just cant wrap our heads around it.

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth


"Is there a difference between morals and ethics? Discuss... "

Depends on your definition of morals, in a traditional religious stance then you could argue that we all have low morals (but then so do an awful lot of religious types they just choose to hide it which in my book is low ethics). Moving away from religion morality and ethics seem in coalesce in my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Jeez, more "word salad"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s not morally wrong to explore ones sexual fantasy ….wether it be male,female or couple.

It’s morally wrong if your here without a partners knowledge or consent.

If you’d like to explain exactly who and why it’s morally wrong I’d love to hear that argument.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!"

A bit like "we are a couple who are very much in love"...really!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!

A bit like "we are a couple who are very much in love"...really!"

So yours saying couples who choose to swing can’t be madly in love ??

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Gosh, that went way off topic quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So because we’re on here, we can’t have morals? I have to disagree.

Go on then, I'm keen to hear your argument....

I genuinely do not see the correlation between being on here, and having no or low moral standards. That says to me that you think we are doing something wrong, what are we doing wrong by being on here?"

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!

A bit like "we are a couple who are very much in love"...really!"

So, to be a swinger, you have to have low morals and cannot possibly be in love with your partner?

You clearly do not understand swinging at all...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!

A bit like "we are a couple who are very much in love"...really!

So, to be a swinger, you have to have low morals and cannot possibly be in love with your partner?

You clearly do not understand swinging at all..."

Yeh I do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The sort of comments like "I love my wife and I'm happy in my relationship" but yet they are on here behind their backs!

But the main one we find amusing is ones that say they are "Genuine". It's not like anyone is going to say they aren't!

A bit like "we are a couple who are very much in love"...really!"

Yes of course you can be a couple very much in love swinging … bizarre comment I’m sure you’d find it hard to find anyone that agreed with you about that.

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By *ose and her beastCouple  over a year ago

Watford

If I message you you must reply

Excuse me what

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is there a difference between morals and ethics? Discuss...

Depends on your definition of morals, in a traditional religious stance then you could argue that we all have low morals (but then so do an awful lot of religious types they just choose to hide it which in my book is low ethics). Moving away from religion morality and ethics seem in coalesce in my eyes."

Good answer. I think most people see term "morality" in the traditional religious way. I'd say ethics could be seen as more universal and humanistic . Dogz x

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple  over a year ago

Darlington


"If I message you you must reply

Excuse me what"

So that's what the block button is for.

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By *erangedpleasuresCouple  over a year ago

darlington

Check out Ava1001 had me in stitches

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By *exfordMan  over a year ago

discombobulated land

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By *exfordMan  over a year ago

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By *exfordMan  over a year ago

discombobulated land


"What's the funniest thing you've read on a profile. "I've got moral standards" always makes me chuckle. "

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Those that give a very detailed description of the people they want to meet, basically describing an Adonis. Then you click on their photos and they look like fat slobs that have had a pizza and fizzy drink only diet all their lives! Flippin' hilarious!

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