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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone loves a filthy limerick, so I wrote my own:

" She would fasten his cage with a lock,

His size of a dick she would mock,

She needed bigger,

Wanted darker and thicker,

And made him watch while she bounced on black cock. "

Could we start a thread of dirty ones?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The girl they call Goldilocks

Liked to ride on big black cocks

Her cuck she would shackle

By his own wedding tackle

And act the sweet sexy fox

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

There once was a lady from Ealing,

Who professed to have no sexual feeling,

Til a lady named Doris,

Just touched her clitoris,

She had to be peeled from the ceiling!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

There was a young lad called Nicholas

Who's crush was just a tad fearless

She climbed up that tree

In a skirt that was tiny

And showed him that she was knickerless

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By *exymansexyMan over a year ago

Warfield

only home wrriten ones?

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By *exymansexyMan over a year ago

Warfield

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just listen to Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

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By *L RogueMan over a year ago

London

A classic:

There was a young lady from Derba,

that claimed that no man could curb her.

Till a man from Khartoum hit the top of her womb with his 14inch kidney disturber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The girl they call Goldilocks

Liked to ride on big black cocks

Her cuck she would shackle

By his own wedding tackle

And act the sweet sexy fox

Ahhhh, I’m famous lol

Thank you, Loved it!

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