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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, you know how all men are sex crazed zombie boner owners, right?
I want to ask a question to which the answers you give may surprise the ladies...
What is your LEAST favourite sexual act, whether to give or to receive?
If you could go through life without one sexual activity, what would it be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Absolutely no one or nothing goes near my anus.
Oh and I shall never be a submissive, just mentally have no capacity for it.
Finally I’m straight - no need to try to convince, convert or proposition me
Happy Fabbing! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ??  prefer to give oral myself  "
Hmm, I reckon the right woman could easily convert you.
I have the right woman |
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ?? prefer to give oral myself
Hmm, I reckon the right woman could easily convert you.
I have the right woman "
Well I'm all up for being convinced but after 35 years of doing the dirty dead I've never been wowed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ?? prefer to give oral myself
Hmm, I reckon the right woman could easily convert you.
I have the right woman
Well I'm all up for being convinced but after 35 years of doing the dirty dead I've never been wowed "
Okay, maybe conversion is out of the question for you then but, you never know! |
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ?? prefer to give oral myself
Hmm, I reckon the right woman could easily convert you.
I have the right woman
Well I'm all up for being convinced but after 35 years of doing the dirty dead I've never been wowed
Okay, maybe conversion is out of the question for you then but, you never know! "
I will keep an open mind |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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I hate anal.
Me inside her, vibrator in the vagina, boom lasts all of twenty seconds.
I was so surprised I had to prove it was true.
Made it worse when she hit a rolling orgasm.
I am so wary now I wouldn’t do it more than once a week.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate anal.
Me inside her, vibrator in the vagina, boom lasts all of twenty seconds.
I was so surprised I had to prove it was true.
Made it worse when she hit a rolling orgasm.
I am so wary now I wouldn’t do it more than once a week.
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Sounds absolutely horrific..... |
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"Absolutely no one or nothing goes near my anus.
Oh and I shall never be a submissive, just mentally have no capacity for it.
Finally I’m straight - no need to try to convince, convert or proposition me
Happy Fabbing!"
That’s not what your boyfriend has told us ! lol |
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I'm not all *that* bothered about blow jobs. They feel nice enough, sure, but I don't get why most blokes go so berserk for them. I think it might be a size thing. They're definitely foreplay rather than "full sex" for me – I'd be disappointed if it turned out that was all I was getting.
Similarly, I'm not that much of a fan of anal. There is a *lot* of preparation involved, and it just doesn't feel as nice as a vagina. I think anal gets a disproportionate of attention because it's seen as taboo – a goal to be achieved beyond "ordinary" sex.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those giving up blow jobs 
Fair enough but can only think you’ve had some terrible BJ’s  "
Amen to that.
K gave me a blow job with edging the other night and when I was finally allowed to go past the point of no return its was a super slow suck with no hands which led to an orgasms so long, so powerful it was almost unbearable the sensation intensity was so high. It was a good 60 seconds before I stopped spunking and I could barely move for ten minutes after.
KJ |
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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ?? prefer to give oral myself
Hmm, I reckon the right woman could easily convert you.
I have the right woman
Well I'm all up for being convinced but after 35 years of doing the dirty dead I've never been wowed "
It’s all about technique. My hubby never got off from a bj, then he met me and now it’s one of favourite things.  |
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"I'm actually shocked how many guys dont like anal! I thought all guys liked anal haha"
It’s ok but it’s not as good as in the pussy, I think there is this conception that it’s rude and dirty so that makes it more exciting.
In reality it just makes things more tricky, cos once you have been up her bum you have to wash it before you can go anywhere else unless she’s happy to get a nasty infection |
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By *linyMan
over a year ago
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"Not that bothered about getting a blow job! Its ok for a bit of a warm up but take it or leave it that is unless ive not met thd right girl yet ?? prefer to give oral myself "
Completely agree, I’ve had many and only twice have I cum through oral. I adore giving oral (hopefully pleasure!) to a woman. |
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"Absolutely no one or nothing goes near my anus.
Oh and I shall never be a submissive, just mentally have no capacity for it.
Finally I’m straight - no need to try to convince, convert or proposition me
Happy Fabbing!"
Trying too hard to convince us of his straightness  |
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I gotta say that being bisexual doesn't make me a wanton slut. I'm clearly a wanton slut that just happens to be bi.
Short of come of the more icky BDSM stuff, I think it's all good with the right person.
Mutual anal play? Cool!
Sharing his dick with her? Yup!
Watersports? In the right moment.
Delivering a brutally bruised arse? Who is going first?
Nipple clamps? How about we attach mine to yours?
Forced orgasm? Oh no... Please don't make me cum again. Oh! You mean YOU? Pass the Doxy.
Hard limits? Blood, poo (although I'm not squick about it - if you're shoving things up arses, it happens), and anal stretching (I've no desire for a prolapsed rectum. If you've got a small hand, though...
Otherwise, pass the wine (or blunt) and let's talk about your filthiest fantasy and what we can do about it. |
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"Slapping on the face that shits just annoying spank my ass all you want but I don't want to be domestically abused "
Fuck no!
That's fine with informed prior consent if it fits your fantasy play, but that'd be a red card otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm actually shocked how many guys dont like anal! I thought all guys liked anal haha
Many don't or they keep it exclusively between them and their partner. "
Oh I get that! I would never do it with just anyone myself. But if they do it with their partner only they still enjoy anal? I was just saying I didnt realise how many guys just weren't in to it full stop! Good thing we are all different or life would be very boring! |
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"So, you know how all men are sex crazed zombie boner owners, right?
I want to ask a question to which the answers you give may surprise the ladies...
What is your LEAST favourite sexual act, whether to give or to receive?
If you could go through life without one sexual activity, what would it be? "
Being given a handjob… quite frankly it’s usually painful or just not pleasant when someone else does it |
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