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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Being a DJ has so many good points, over the years I have had countless telephone numbers, blowjobs behind decks, fucked a few girls in booths and even met the wife & I's first ever participant in our first FFM.
Also so many meant, not meant and unsure if meant or not (the best one being when caspers cha cha slide first came out, girl about 19 came up and req it at a rather boring wedding, told me to watch out for her doing the dance, when it was go down to floor time i spotted she had no knickers on....got played 7 times in total that night and at end she tucked her knix in my pocket along with her phone number before she grabbed her d*unk boufriend and left)
But today i felt was the most innapropriate time I have been flashed, woman low cut top,short skirt and no knickers kept opening her legs to me all theoughout a KIDS birthday party, i was annoyed but also horny  |
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That's just WRONG and on more than one level. You say 'kept' flashing implying it was on more than one occasion ... if someone did that to me just ONCE at a party full of CHILDREN I'd have given the flasher a filthy look and moved away to show I wasn't interested. In fact, the only reason I wouldn't make bigger fuss is because of the disruption it would probably cause which would ruin the party for the kiddies.
How inappropriate!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ?"
Just what I was thinking...
Fantasy or reality hmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DJ'd for a good few years but never had any of this happen to me - maybe I just wasn't in the groove, was blind to it all or I didn't have such a vivid imagination at the time ?
Just what I was thinking...
Fantasy or reality hmmmm "
The product of a vivid imagination methinks  Tbh when you're a DJ you don't have the frigging time to bugger about shagging people in between cue-ing tracks, taking requests and all the general graft involved in spinning the 'platters that matter'  You finish the night totally exhausted and sweating like a bull and stinking like a pox doctors clerk without the time, energy or inclination to start shagging - then you have to hump all your gear down a slippery, dark fire escape at 1.00 in the morning before you go home .... bloody good times though |
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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago
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Funny but I've just been watching 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory' on tele. I wonder why this post has reminded me of the song 'Pure Imagination?' Maybe that's one he could play at the next kids party he does? |
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" Tbh when you're a DJ you don't have the frigging time to bugger about shagging people in between cue-ing tracks, taking requests and all the general graft involved in spinning the 'platters that matter' You finish the night totally exhausted and sweating like a bull and stinking like a pox doctors clerk without the time, energy or inclination to start shagging - then you have to hump all your gear down a slippery, dark fire escape at 1.00 in the morning before you go home .... bloody good times though "
Was this posted 2 hours ago or 20 years ago...who uses decks these days, it's all virtual decks with tracks auto queued and faded in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok so after twenty years in the business sorry but to me they are still decks, so what if its a laptop rather vinyl i use these days, dont believe me cause its never happened to you? Inthe last twenty years I have seen it all, done it all and still have the t-shirt lol i have my memories and I wasnt the only one to spot what I seen today |
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