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Tips for receiving monster cocks?
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Make sure the "monster cock" is attached to a partner who understands the importance of your comfort, and will go out of their way to create a zero-pressure environment. The weight of expectation will screw things up just as much as lack of preparation.
As much foreplay as you need, all the patience in the world, and there's no such thing as too much lubricant. |
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"12” plus  .
You’re a braver woman than me, would love to see some pics of the action when you do get it worked out though!
Lubricate and relax I suppose, good luck x "
Thank you! Has to be done lol x |
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"Make sure the "monster cock" is attached to a partner who understands the importance of your comfort, and will go out of their way to create a zero-pressure environment. The weight of expectation will screw things up just as much as lack of preparation.
As much foreplay as you need, all the patience in the world, and there's no such thing as too much lubricant. "
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"Does anyone have any tips for receiving monster cocks please? 12” plus! Tia"
Sounds silly but - do you know how long your vagina is? I know mine is around 7 inches long/deep. A guy with that length feels amazing - any longer and it’s painful - or we end up playing ‘hide half the sausage’.
If you’re going to consider accepting such offers you need to know what your vagina is capable of taking - or pleasure can turn to extreme pain if you’re with an inconsiderate lover. Xx |
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"Make sure the "monster cock" is attached to a partner who understands the importance of your comfort, and will go out of their way to create a zero-pressure environment. The weight of expectation will screw things up just as much as lack of preparation.
As much foreplay as you need, all the patience in the world, and there's no such thing as too much lubricant.
Thank you! "
You’re welcome. I hope it proves useful. In my experience, a lot of women drastically underestimate how much they can handle because their previous well-endowed partners rushed things, pressurised them, or just selfishly hurt them. None of that is necessary, and with the right partner, in the right atmosphere, you can and will very much enjoy this sort of thing.
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"Make sure you take a tape measure because most claimed foot longs won't be 
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Beat me to it, are you sure they are measuring in inches not centimetres?  "
I say this on here a lot, so my apologies for sounding like a stuck record: Unless a man posts a clear, undoctored photo of his own penis being properly measured with a ruler for length and a tailor’s tape measure for girth, assume he is lying about his outlandish size.
All the open lying is pathetically transparent, but it seems to be the norm on here.
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance."
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance! |
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance.
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance! "
This is the funniest thread post I have stumbled on this morning. Thank you |
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By *rad670Man
over a year ago
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance.
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance! "
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance.
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance! "
Have you a baggy pussy ? |
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance.
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance!
Have you a baggy pussy ? "
Terribly! Great for carrying the shopping home when you forget your ‘bag for life’ though!  |
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"Make sure you take a tape measure because most claimed foot longs won't be
LvM
Beat me to it, are you sure they are measuring in inches not centimetres?
I say this on here a lot, so my apologies for sounding like a stuck record: Unless a man posts a clear, undoctored photo of his own penis being properly measured with a ruler for length and a tailor’s tape measure for girth, assume he is lying about his outlandish size.
All the open lying is pathetically transparent, but it seems to be the norm on here.
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The person in question isn’t a member of Fab and we have video chatted  |
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"Does anyone have any tips for receiving monster cocks please? 12” plus! Tia"
Make sure well lubed. Hes gentle to start. Sit back and pray its not too big hahaha. Spooning is a good way of taking. |
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Much in the same way ripping off a plaster in one go is the least painful way to remove one, might I suggest a serious of pulleys to position yourself over said penis. Then when the time is right simply push a button to release the ropes, and then in no time at all either you'll have taken your first foot long or you may need a trip to A&E for a broken penis 
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"Buy a monster dildo and practice on that
Its because of that women want bigger and bigger, I'd support a ban on dildos over 10" then an average man might stand a chance.
Absolutely. Can I ban fleshlights that grip your cock really tightly? Give us baggy vaginas a chance! "
Love your honesty. Courageous.
Beautiful photos too. |
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