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A bloke once asked if he could come round to ours and watch us through the window while he had a wank in the front garden. Said he didn’t want to do anything weird!
I’m sure there’s a few other strange requests that we’ve had. |
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By *alguyMan
over a year ago
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?"
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My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.
We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I dont get the pregnancy thing, like do they realise if you said yes that a child is for life? I like cumming inside a women as much as anyone else butting getting someone pregnant? That means your in for the long haul lol
You are gorgeous though so I can see the thought behind it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?
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My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.
We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol"
We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha.
Takes all sorts I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?
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My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.
We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol
We had him too. When I was on here as a couple. Asking for the used tampons for his 'nectar tea party' as he eagerly liked to call it! Haha.
Takes all sorts I guess. "
I'm sure there's probably a separate site for that stuff though lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have had someone message me asking if they could get me pregnant & even asked when my period was due 
I've had these ones too! X"
I'm not even gonna lie but I would want to get your pregnant if you didnt have a partner lol your stunning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.
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Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.
Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?"
Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me.
Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was asked once buy a guy if he could come over and orally pleasure me while I was on my monthly and another asked me if I wanted to watch him fuck his arse with a banana and then eat it.
Ok ewww to the first part, devil worshiper lol and couldn't the second one just do that on cam and get the same kick?
Lol, no idea but I guess he wanted a live show with me.
Both are gross and I’ve never forgotten them.
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Yeah that would haunt me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels "
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol"
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol "
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500"
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye "
Your too nice lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye
Your too nice lol"
Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol |
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I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
Yep they’re all pretty mundane aren’t they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye
Your too nice lol
Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol "
Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I  |
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"We love receiving weird messages, the weirder the better, though not ones that are forced weird if that makes sense.
What's forced weird?"
Like a message where they tried to be weird rather than naturally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye
Your too nice lol
Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol
Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I "
Either way, not happening haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had someone ask me if they could eat water out my arse, and then proceeded to try and ask me about my toilet routines (I felt quite disturbed by this)
Another offered me £500 to walk on his face wearing heels
I hope you walked over his face! Cause thats £500 well earned.
Not sure about the water in the ass lol
I can confirm that I did not take the £500 or walk across his face, he wanted it done for 30 minutes. I feel like I might of done some lasting damage to his face if I did lol
He asked for it, I would of riverdanced on his face then riverdanced out with his £500
Riverdanced haha and yeah if it was barefoot I might of considered it, but with heels far too risky, imagine if the heel went in his eye
Your too nice lol
Haha I know a few people that would say I’m just the opposite of that lol
Well I tired to send you a Weirder one but you could tell I was joking lol or was I
Either way, not happening haha "
You know I was only joking anyways |
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Only last week we had a guy message us asking a sick request.
He said his best mate had passed away six months ago and he had his ashes made into a diamond. He asked if I would have it made into a clit piercing and wear it while he fucked me.!!!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
Now that last one is a real weird one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only last week we had a guy message us asking a sick request.
He said his best mate had passed away six months ago and he had his ashes made into a diamond. He asked if I would have it made into a clit piercing and wear it while he fucked me.!!!. "
Different level of weird, maybe should be committed now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
To be fair the dog should have proper licking skills lol |
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"A bloke once asked if he could come round to ours and watch us through the window while he had a wank in the front garden. Said he didn’t want to do anything weird!
I’m sure there’s a few other strange requests that we’ve had. "
Nice of him to ask. I don't usually bother.
By the way, that privet in your garden needs trimming... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock.
We did. It was fucking tiny."
There's nothing wrong with that do the same to me as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Man with a tiny cock messaged us asking us to tell him he had a tiny cock.
We did. It was fucking tiny."
It seems like alot of men like to be degraded, past trauma i guess lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opening message this week from a cheating married bloke asking if I would push a courgette up his arse
I bet his profile said straight too lol"
"Genuine" and "professional" as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?
.
My fuckbuddy has had her main share of weird messages and offers from taking virginities to doing porn to marriage to offers of threesomes with both twin brothers (happened twice!) and even a father/son duo but the weirdest so far was a guy asking her to post her used tampons so he could pop them in the teapot and make a brew with them.
We quickly made a note never to go to his for tea! lol"
Must have been a vampire looking for a tea bag equivalent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
Were they after eights? |
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By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm sure the women on this site get alot of weird messages so what is the weirdest and did it work?"
I was asked if I’d had my morning poo yet. He asked if I hadn’t could he watch. Sorry I’m open to most links but that’s revolting lol |
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
Obviously the last of these was not a conscientious dog owner, since chocolate is toxic to dogs - it's the theobromine, apparently. Unless he was going to apply melted Good Boy Choc Drops Dog Treats (£16.34 from Amazon) to your pudenda... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had one a few days after I joined and it was something along the lines of;
'I wanna piss in your mouth into your bloated piss filled belly, then piss in your anal hole' yes he said anal hole.
I've had one ask if I wanna watch him suck himself off on cam.
I've had the ones asking to get me pregnant.
One guy told me he had a small dick and would I help verify the fact that he only had 2 inches.
Some guys on here are very odd indeed!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one a few days after I joined and it was something along the lines of;
'I wanna piss in your mouth into your bloated piss filled belly, then piss in your anal hole' yes he said anal hole.
I've had one ask if I wanna watch him suck himself off on cam.
I've had the ones asking to get me pregnant.
One guy told me he had a small dick and would I help verify the fact that he only had 2 inches.
Some guys on here are very odd indeed!!"
That piss stuff is revolting, do some women actually go for that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been asked to go to Devin and wank someone off wearing rubber gloves ?
Let a guy suck on my boobs and feed him from a babies bottle whilst he's wearing a nappy
If he could get me pregnant
And..wait for it
Let his dog lick chocolate from my lady parts ."
That’s just wrong! Doesn't he know chocolate is bad for dogs??? |
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