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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's hear your sexual embarrassing / horror stories...
Like being d*unk and throwing up on so_eone's cock... A friend told us, we swear 
What have you done or seen happen that has made you want the ground to swallow you up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really a horror story but got pretty d*unk one night and tried to give Mr what I thought was a sexy strip tease, got my leg caught in my jeans and face planted. Nearly knocked myself out. Unfortunately all caught on camera too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really a horror story but got pretty d*unk one night and tried to give Mr what I thought was a sexy strip tease, got my leg caught in my jeans and face planted. Nearly knocked myself out. Unfortunately all caught on camera too "
 that sounds both painful and like a good story to chuckle over!
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By *eonMan
over a year ago
The wallled town |
"Not really a horror story but got pretty d*unk one night and tried to give Mr what I thought was a sexy strip tease, got my leg caught in my jeans and face planted. Nearly knocked myself out. Unfortunately all caught on camera too "
Ha ha A video I’m sure we’d all love to see! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not really a horror story but got pretty d*unk one night and tried to give Mr what I thought was a sexy strip tease, got my leg caught in my jeans and face planted. Nearly knocked myself out. Unfortunately all caught on camera too
Ha ha A video I’m sure we’d all love to see! "
Not ever seeing the light of day if I have anything to do with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look away now people …… Mine was while having anal with a stripper id pulled from the club , went back to mine , got down to it pretty quick then she said fuck me up the arse i can take it , so i obliged , started to smell awful down there after a couple of minutes and when i looked down there was shit everywhere all over my cream carpet . Quickly carried her to the shower and told her its fine not to worry il sort it . Took me agesss to clean it up . Needless to say anal was off limits for a good while after that  |
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"Not really a horror story but got pretty d*unk one night and tried to give Mr what I thought was a sexy strip tease, got my leg caught in my jeans and face planted. Nearly knocked myself out. Unfortunately all caught on camera too
Ha ha A video I’m sure we’d all love to see!
Not ever seeing the light of day if I have anything to do with it "
Thats so going onto the projector screen as you cant hide it then   |
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By *lydeXXXMan
over a year ago
Doncaster |
Many many years ago in my late teens after a night drinking I went down on a woman when emergency vehicles went past lighting up the bedroom with their blues on. Due to the sudden illumination I caught a glimpse of her lady parts and thought that doesn't look right. The light switch was directly above the bed so I reached up and flicked on the light... she had come on her period and my face was coated from the nose down! I still talk to her 30 years later and it has been mentioned in conversation and she still maintains she didn't know herself. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
Was with a woman whom I thought was the epitome of classy, was going down on her and taking her pants off at the same time, only to see that they have the biggest skid marks in them this side of Formula One! I couldn't go down on her, let alone perform. |
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Driving to a ladies house in Sheffield and looking for the address, eventually found it and knocked on the door.
Inside chatting both of us on the sofa her perched on one arm, her bf walks in the back door stripped to the waist, ankle tag on and a bloody massive alsatian.
Doesnt say a word and nor does she, he cracks open a can we are still holding our wine.
Then she says shall we go upstairs ?
At that the dog starts growling within 2 minutes we are driving away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LOL Or do it in the shower maybe and not next to the bed , who even does that on the floor next to the bed … oh yeh ME (idiot) . In my defence i was at least 10 Vodkas deep  |
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