Reminds me of when I was shagging a woman on a beach.
She asked “can you push your left bollock in. I obliged.
She then said “can you push your right bollock in”. Again, I obliged.
I then said “wow you’re a bit kinky aren’t you”.
She said “not really, I just didn’t like you shovelling sand up my arse”. Boom boom! |
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"Reminds me of when I was shagging a woman on a beach.
She asked “can you push your left bollock in. I obliged.
She then said “can you push your right bollock in”. Again, I obliged.
I then said “wow you’re a bit kinky aren’t you”.
She said “not really, I just didn’t like you shovelling sand up my arse”. Boom boom! "
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