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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just been noticing recently a bit of false advertising with usernames. (Made up for privacy lol) E.g. lotsofdicksinmywife, yet you go on the profile and they are only looking for single ladies.
I mean if your username is something like dickmuncher3000, then unless you are aiming to munch 3000 dicks, are you even trying. |
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I’m not living up to mine.
For a start I no longer live in NYC. Secondly, it was Saffron amd Lexi that called me Sausage and it stuck!!! Although I do have a sausage, and contrary to what Meli says, he’s not a chipolata!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is false, I am not really blonde....my fanny hairs give the game away .
I picked the name because my former FWB,s brother said that I am..." A little bit blonde" he meant a bit thick...!
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"Mine is blatently false advertising, I am neither Sideshow Bob nor SpongeBob. Although I guess my boxers are pretty square, so there's that"
I love your screen name because that's exactly what Id love to do too such a lady you sexy folks & your profile & pics really rock this joint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine isn't.
It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.
Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't.
It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.
Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it."
Are you just owned now then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't.
It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.
Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it.
Are you just owned now then?"
None of it is applicable right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isn't.
It was accurate when I joined but... Things change and people change.
Now and then I think about changing it, but I think you have to be a site supporter to do it.
Are you just owned now then?
None of it is applicable right now."
Okie dokie |
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We think ours is pretty apt, Chandler is generally the joker in the group and can see the funny side of just about anything, and Monica loves to be the host, looking after everyone and making sure they all have a good time. Much like our Friends doppelgangers, only our Monica has bigger tits  |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Jubal was a film from 1956, where an emotionally intelligent empathic guy eventually gets the woman to whom he is best suited and rides off with her (metaphorically) into the promised land, after having encountered treachery, jealousy, badmouthing, bullying and manipulation; but he wins through in the end. The woman he gets was Jack Lemmon's long-term wife.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!  "
I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly  |
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"Just been noticing recently a bit of false advertising with usernames. (Made up for privacy lol) E.g. lotsofdicksinmywife, yet you go on the profile and they are only looking for single ladies.
I mean if your username is something like dickmuncher3000, then unless you are aiming to munch 3000 dicks, are you even trying."
well, I hear you, loud and clear...
I'm defo called Lizzie, and making me cum a lot defo makes me feel dizzy... |
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"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!
I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly "
Ha ha! Brilliant! Defo can't cook!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pre Covid, I was definitely MissChief by name and mischief by nature!
I read it as MissChef! I thought, ohhh she's good in the kitchen... oh wait, nope just too busy being distracted by your profile picture to read your username properly
Ha ha! Brilliant! Defo can't cook! "
Thats why microwaves were invented x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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False advertising here too.
My meets are not fun at all.
The lets.meet.4.fun name is just too lure women in as I need a labourer for a few hours every now and again to help me finish doing the block paving on my driveway. |
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We were thinking of usernames to set this account up and couldn't think of any we really liked. Went to get in her car and in the bit where you put your spare change were a load of cigarette lighters (can rarely find one in the house) and I blurted out "Fucking hell, you're like a bloody magpie!"
So, Magpie it was. I'm Raven because I'm black, a raven is considered to be very intelligent, but also a pest 
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