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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,global warming and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol"
Knew it - just knew it |
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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,the middle east crisis and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol |
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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"Yes it is,and also many other negative things going in the world at present,like the rise of petrol prices,the middle east crisis and the recession,blame it all on those pesky single males!!! Lol"
Bastards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're also responsible for things getting lost in the post, supermarkets being too busy, traffic lights always turning red as you get to them, buttered toast hitting the floor buttered side down and that awkward moment when your hoover packs up and the house is a tip. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?
Please tell me that is not true"
Gotta blame it on someone hun, and us single bi females are too perfect for it to be our fault!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Mayan prediction for the end of the world involves all single guys around the world not turning up to meets on a specific day. The resultant anger caused to single fems and couples will explode with the force of a million nuclear warheads, triggering the end of mankind.
Or something like that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.
Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too. |
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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"The Mayan prediction for the end of the world involves all single guys around the world not turning up to meets on a specific day. The resultant anger caused to single fems and couples will explode with the force of a million nuclear warheads, triggering the end of mankind.
Or something like that! "
No laughing matter matey |
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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.
Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too."
Hang your heads in shame |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.
Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too."
And when buses don't turn up. Oh no, thats me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're also responsible for those 'reclaim your PPI' phonecalls. Especially the ones you get where you're expecting an important call and drop everything to answer the phone! |
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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"We're also responsible for that moment when you get in the shower and the phone goes off.
Also for when you sleep through your alarm and are late for work. That's all our fault too.
And when buses don't turn up. Oh no, thats me! "
Whose side are you on ? |
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By *aturasq OP Couple
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
"We're also responsible for those 'reclaim your PPI' phonecalls. Especially the ones you get where you're expecting an important call and drop everything to answer the phone!"
At last the mystery solved ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll confess to being responsible for......no hang on - i'm totally irresponsible!
Sorry - my mistake - carry on as you were!  "
very true, the excuses you will come up just to not finish off where you started!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...
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Oh my word! go stand in the corner at once!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't they also the reason why there's always an odd sock left in your laundry?"
nope I have to defend the single guy here - I personally know of a fluffy cat that brings socks home (single ones - has never completed a pair to date) every night - none of the neighbours are confessing they are missing socks - sadly said cat has now resorted to bringing home an orange pair of kiddies pants too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am personally responsible for the crazy frog, that annoying plastic packaging everything seems to come in these days and the fact you need the toilet when you finally get comfortable in bed...
Oh my word! go stand in the corner at once! "
Sorry... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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single men are resposible for
A- adolescents glue sniffing
B- burning london in 1666
C- current rise in teenage glue sniffing
D- drug enfuelled parties in the parliament
E- ecominc downfall in the bank industry
F- failure of returning all the pencils back to the storeroom
G- gigantic rise of women purchasing rampant rabbits
H- high prices of toilet paper
I- indulging in inappropiate lollypop throwing at the olympics
J- juggling the budget so that the umpa lupas get all the chocolate
K- killing off J.R. Ewing and the downfall of dallas
L- lully women to sleep with the imagination of previous exploits
M- milking the state dry of cotton buds
N- nuzzling on the bongobongo trees sap and thats why there are no more bongos to eat
O- orange monkeys running the u.s.a
P- pentrating the state of imagination with their little pinky and blowing it up into tiny blobs of punkified puke
Q- quadrupling the sales of sky remote controls and they do the job better
R- rumbling ronald Mcdonald outta town and bringing in david cameron to run the country into rat and ruin
S- stiffling the impetuous Mr Grey out of hiberantion
T- tangoing with the worlds air and polutting it with the sound of music from the band of pepite penisies
U- utelises the worlds resources with the being and should be struck off the list
V- validatting the number of train drivers dancing at the wheel and causing pile ups on the m25
W- wailing on the beach and bringing all the fish to commit hari kari on the sushi bar
X= Xgarrating the nuimber of times they have post the card in the slot because they couldnt find it
Y- yodelling on the streets of Brazil causing huge pile ups of cows dancing to madonna and wearing pink tutus
Z- zipping over the great wall of chine and collapsing it causing world wide pandimonia
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"single men are resposible for
A- adolescents glue sniffing
B- burning london in 1666
C- current rise in teenage glue sniffing
D- drug enfuelled parties in the parliament
E- ecominc downfall in the bank industry
F- failure of returning all the pencils back to the storeroom
G- gigantic rise of women purchasing rampant rabbits
H- high prices of toilet paper
I- indulging in inappropiate lollypop throwing at the olympics
J- juggling the budget so that the umpa lupas get all the chocolate
K- killing off J.R. Ewing and the downfall of dallas
L- lully women to sleep with the imagination of previous exploits
M- milking the state dry of cotton buds
N- nuzzling on the bongobongo trees sap and thats why there are no more bongos to eat
O- orange monkeys running the u.s.a
P- pentrating the state of imagination with their little pinky and blowing it up into tiny blobs of punkified puke
Q- quadrupling the sales of sky remote controls and they do the job better
R- rumbling ronald Mcdonald outta town and bringing in david cameron to run the country into rat and ruin
S- stiffling the impetuous Mr Grey out of hiberantion
T- tangoing with the worlds air and polutting it with the sound of music from the band of pepite penisies
U- utelises the worlds resources with the being and should be struck off the list
V- validatting the number of train drivers dancing at the wheel and causing pile ups on the m25
W- wailing on the beach and bringing all the fish to commit hari kari on the sushi bar
X= Xgarrating the nuimber of times they have post the card in the slot because they couldnt find it
Y- yodelling on the streets of Brazil causing huge pile ups of cows dancing to madonna and wearing pink tutus
Z- zipping over the great wall of chine and collapsing it causing world wide pandimonia
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feckin love this. Your a genious!!!! |
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hi _aturasq well here iam a good single guy you may have not heard of one or met one but here iam and local to you but i will leave that up to you my veris dont tell lies iam genuien and never mess woman about its not funny and not good if i say ile meet then thats wat i do there is one single guy that is proud to be on fabs and is genuine shame there is many on here that isnt lets us good guys have a bad name but me i speak for my self |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
I am personally responsible for the kennedy assination... and the movement to bring back 80's classics such as malibu and pineapple... and double diamond!!, and backwards dancing as well......
guilty.... |
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"I am personally responsible for the kennedy assination... and the movement to bring back 80's classics such as malibu and pineapple... and double diamond!!, and backwards dancing as well......
guilty...."
and just what was wrong with double diamond lol..
it used to work wonders you know..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
you'll be back.."
its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though.. |
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
you'll be back..
its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though.."
one is enough.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site."
Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
you'll be back..
its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..
one is enough.."
ur compliment is noted xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!! "
*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!
*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works! "
Its the best out of all of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
Hahaha blame it on the single men.....bad bad men!!!!
*glad my honeypotcouple profile still works!
Its the best out of all of them!"
lol i get too much cock on that one though...better change her to bisexual |
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
you'll be back..
its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..
one is enough..
ur compliment is noted xxxxx"
touche..
meant administrating more than one, but do agree with your humble perception..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I know this is a tongue n cheek thread, but it is seriously making me wanna leave the site.
you'll be back..
its ok..Ive several different profiles...mainly as single girls n couples..dunno why i cant get meets from them though..
one is enough..
ur compliment is noted xxxxx
touche..
meant administrating more than one, but do agree with your humble perception..
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bumhole perception...cant see it on the pics...must look closer |
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Yeah, we are responsible for everything!! And you know why? Cos we don't have a woman to balance our temperament and make us honest men!
Oh and to make it worse we are uneducated and can't read either, so answer profiles without reading. So ladies, you see there is a reason why we send you messages without reading your profiles.
And, we are shit in the sack as well!! Shock horror!! |
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"hi _aturasq well here iam a good single guy you may have not heard of one or met one but here iam and local to you but i will leave that up to you my veris dont tell lies iam genuien and never mess woman about its not funny and not good if i say ile meet then thats wat i do there is one single guy that is proud to be on fabs and is genuine shame there is many on here that isnt lets us good guys have a bad name but me i speak for my self "
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