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over a year ago
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Was a lift to Abfabs with a couple first time we had gone.
She was very stand offish when we got in the car and on no uncertain terms was she bi.
I was petrified of moving just incase i brushed her 
While in the hot tub she became very racist when a young black couple came in.
All the night long she made it quite clear she didn't want my husband any where near her.
Ended up in the dark room playing with own partners.
Then when my husband went out to have a cigarette she freaked saying he wasn't paying her any attention?!
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do no one admit they had one?
couple of weeks ago.....smart attractive early 30tys guy got himself all worked up and then froze just before he put his coin in her slot....the wife being a nurse didnt bat an eye!....his colostomy bag burst under his shirt....jest you not! poor guy..we felt so sorry for the guy...had to take him home to clear him up.....stranger things have happened but thats a first... |
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"Was a lift to Abfabs with a couple first time we had gone.
She was very stand offish when we got in the car and on no uncertain terms was she bi.
I was petrified of moving just incase i brushed her
While in the hot tub she became very racist when a young black couple came in.
All the night long she made it quite clear she didn't want my husband any where near her.
Ended up in the dark room playing with own partners.
Then when my husband went out to have a cigarette she freaked saying he wasn't paying her any attention?!
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The final sentence did make me chuckle |
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We met a couple and they were bickering the whole time. He kept putting her down all the time and it was so embarrassing my bloke nearly said something.
They were very odd in the room barely playing at all. Then I got a text afterwards saying they'd had a fantastic time and wanted to meet us again. We didn't. |
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Met a tall handsome man, 1st meet with him socially and his hygiene was so bad that I threw up all over him. Twice!!! Had to make up an excuse to say I wasn't feeling well and just drove back home. Haven't met him again since |
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"Met a tall handsome man, 1st meet with him socially and his hygiene was so bad that I threw up all over him. Twice!!! Had to make up an excuse to say I wasn't feeling well and just drove back home. Haven't met him again since "
Reminded me of Little Britain 
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over a year ago
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I chatted to a lovely guy for months before we got naughty...met up omg I had to stop myself several times from throwing up! Massive sweat rash all over groin area!!! Ewwee!! Luckily the rest have been fab |
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"Was a lift to Abfabs with a couple first time we had gone.
She was very stand offish when we got in the car and on no uncertain terms was she bi.
I was petrified of moving just incase i brushed her
While in the hot tub she became very racist when a young black couple came in.
All the night long she made it quite clear she didn't want my husband any where near her.
Ended up in the dark room playing with own partners.
Then when my husband went out to have a cigarette she freaked saying he wasn't paying her any attention?!
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Sounds like a nutter |
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over a year ago
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Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just wondering what is the worst meets people have had? "
Week I once had one who looked tidy until she smiled when we met in pub and only had about 3 teeth and then proceeded to order steak - well done! It was a long fuckIng day!
There again it was nothing compared to my meet with the ex girlfriend of the crossbow cannibal in Bradford, apart from being surreal she was fucking nuts! |
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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
I would have said yes to him agine at a local club just to rip his 2 veg off |
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home
I would have said yes to him agine at a local club just to rip his 2 veg off "
 What a horrible man!! |
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By *vana sukalot OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
That's awful |
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home
That's awful "
What a twat you could say! |
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"Met a tall handsome man, 1st meet with him socially and his hygiene was so bad that I threw up all over him. Twice!!! Had to make up an excuse to say I wasn't feeling well and just drove back home. Haven't met him again since
Reminded me of Little Britain
Wolf
pmsl! Oh dear *shudders
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"do no one admit they had one?
couple of weeks ago.....smart attractive early 30tys guy got himself all worked up and then froze just before he put his coin in her slot....the wife being a nurse didnt bat an eye!....his colostomy bag burst under his shirt....jest you not! poor guy..we felt so sorry for the guy...had to take him home to clear him up.....stranger things have happened but thats a first..."
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
I feel for u hun I had almost the exact same thing happen but mine b4 he left said 'ive gotta mate who'd probably shag u....shall I tell him 2 come n pick u up?!
Needless 2 say I politely declined....afta givin him a swift knee 2 the bollox!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
You poor thing, how dreadful for you.... xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been lucky for the most part, the wosrt thing that has happened to me was that he couldn't stay hard long enough to actually have sex. That is tame in comparison to some of the stories so far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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god are men such arse holes ,what ever happend to shivery, no matter what a shit night or great night ,a man should always make sure his woman gets home safe no matter what, |
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I've had the guy who had an abscess...death breath! The guy who was violently ill immediately after sex...The guy who showed up after working in an abattoir without going home to change first....several who have lied about their height, age or marital status...worst so far was one who took me to a hovel, had to take the one light bulb from room to room, had on jeans, which had tracksuit bottoms under, and said 'if you don't suck this - pulling out his penis - then nothing else is gonna happen'
Such charmers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was an immature younger lass that went from showing an interest to phoning me up and randomly asking for lifts. Think she was just trying to use me because I had a car but I just told her to jog on.
Other than that most others have been ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had the guy who had an abscess...death breath! The guy who was violently ill immediately after sex...The guy who showed up after working in an abattoir without going home to change first....several who have lied about their height, age or marital status...worst so far was one who took me to a hovel, had to take the one light bulb from room to room, had on jeans, which had tracksuit bottoms under, and said 'if you don't suck this - pulling out his penis - then nothing else is gonna happen'
Such charmers!! "
oh dear.
sounds like a real horror that last one.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
Thats absolutely shocking behaviour!!! im sure its an unwritten rule that if you go to a club with a partner, then you leave with that same person....either that or its just plain good manners!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"god are men such arse holes ,what ever happend to shivery, no matter what a shit night or great night ,a man should always make sure his woman gets home safe no matter what, "
Captain WHiteKnight to the rescue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We arranged to meet a couple at a city centre hotel and so decided to have a night on the town to get to know each other.
We met the guy of the couple in the bar, he said his wife was on her way. Anyway she staggered in pissed as a fart, cussing and swearing like a trooper.
We walked to another pub and as we leaving it started to rain. Kate and me were ok, we had coats but our "friends" didn't, so they promptly knicked one each and a brolly from the pub
We couldn't believe what was happening, it was quite surreal, these people being a "professional" couple, but they were acting like a pair of pikeys.
I had a bit of a row with the guy and I told him I thought he was a proper prick and that we were going to make our way back to the hotel.
He had the cheek to ask if we wanted them to "give us a knock" when they got back later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few weeks ago, i arranged a meet with a gal at my place!
At the the agreed time, i answered the door and it was a feckin GUY!!
He had a backpack and asked to use my bathroom to get "changed"!!
He was told to get to fuck!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a crap meet that lasted 9 months, just didn't realise how crap it was at the time! lol
at least he stayed til the end of the pregnancy!! Lol. "
Lmao!! God,thats a thought |
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over a year ago
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Our first meet together as a couple was AWFUL, nearly put me off doing it again for life! I was a nervous wreck before they turned up at our door (which was only natural I suppose), but their pics on here had been AT LEAST 10 years out of date.. it was all very awkward, me and the fem went to play, but can honestly say it felt like she was only there to make her creepy as hell OH happy, I don't think she was bi in the slightest, and was just doing it to please him. Ended up straddling J and shaggin him until they left! Felt sick for weeks after and VERY reluctant to meet again.. glad I stuck at it though, had some awesome times since Nx |
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Had a couple where the wife got very jealous and started hitting her hubby while he was doing me. She conplained that he never gave her the attention he gave me. Couple of weeks later I get a call from the guy saying they separated and wanting to meet up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Only ever had one bad meet me and fb picked up a guy from a swinging club. We all when back to my fb house and everything when well apart from I couldn't cum lol. But both guys did so I was happy. The guy we picked up fell asleep on the sofa so we though we'd be nice and leave him there. We got up in the morning everyone was a wake he asked to use the shower. We let him he then came down and got dressed and started to shout at my fb about money he though he had. Next thing I knew he was stating that he was going to stab us unless he got his money back. Then hit my fb and took my phone as I was trying to phone police.
Well let's just say don't mess with a girl and her phone when her kids are on holiday with the grandparents. The guy was in that much shock after he just left but not till he put the window though. And the convo with the coppers was so funny lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing "bad" as such, just not particularly enjoyable, such as a gent would not go down on me as I was not shaved; and one was inexperienced and did not last more than a couple of minutes.
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By *vana sukalot OP Woman
over a year ago
In a land of make believe (Derby) |
"I've had the guy who had an abscess...death breath! The guy who was violently ill immediately after sex...The guy who showed up after working in an abattoir without going home to change first....several who have lied about their height, age or marital status...worst so far was one who took me to a hovel, had to take the one light bulb from room to room, had on jeans, which had tracksuit bottoms under, and said 'if you don't suck this - pulling out his penis - then nothing else is gonna happen'
Such charmers!!
oh dear.
sounds like a real horror that last one.
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This is how horror films start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"god are men such arse holes ,what ever happend to shivery, no matter what a shit night or great night ,a man should always make sure his woman gets home safe no matter what, "
So how is making them feel cold gonna help? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home
Thats absolutely shocking behaviour!!! im sure its an unwritten rule that if you go to a club with a partner, then you leave with that same person....either that or its just plain good manners!!"
As the old hoffmeister advert used to say "If you want great lager, follow your dick", it went something like that anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In fact thinking about it, they all end up as bad meets. I might be keen to start with but once I've shot my fat then mother's voices Begin to appear in my head telling me "She's a whore Norman, she's just like the others", so I then have to don mother's wig and grab my axe whilst they are showering |
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"...worst so far was one who took me to a hovel, had to take the one light bulb from room to room, had on jeans, which had tracksuit bottoms under, and said 'if you don't suck this - pulling out his penis - then nothing else is gonna happen'
Such charmers!!
oh dear.
sounds like a real horror that last one.
This is how horror films start "
Not on this occasion thankfully, I said well nothing is gonna happen then, and swiftly left.
I've heard worse stories. One where a guy was ambushed in a hotel room by a partner and friend, and one where a woman agreed to be tied up, but then was nastily abused.
You really do have to keep your wits about you, think safety first, and trust your instincts....there are great times to be had! |
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We once drove a fair way to meet a couple at their home, they had placed two sofas opposite eachother, we sat on they on the other, we seemed to get well and we're joking and flirting then she spread her legs and starting fingering herself ( nowt wrong with that!!! ) then took her fingers out sniffed them, licked them and upon offering them to my husband said 'mmmmmm prawns do you wanna taste!! my husband turned a delicate shade of green and I choked on my drink lol but the strange thing was we met them again at our place, now that's another story altogether lol |
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"...worst so far was one who took me to a hovel, had to take the one light bulb from room to room, had on jeans, which had tracksuit bottoms under, and said 'if you don't suck this - pulling out his penis - then nothing else is gonna happen'
Such charmers!!
oh dear.
sounds like a real horror that last one.
This is how horror films start
Not on this occasion thankfully, I said well nothing is gonna happen then, and swiftly left.
I've heard worse stories. One where a guy was ambushed in a hotel room by a partner and friend, and one where a woman agreed to be tied up, but then was nastily abused.
You really do have to keep your wits about you, think safety first, and trust your instincts....there are great times to be had!"
That's why I always carry a cut-throat razor to meets, you never know when it might come in handy. Plus it helps if their bufter is a bit on the hairy side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had a social meet with someone.
had a drink which was ok decided to go to wolves for more drink was ok then we both got plastered d*unk and he left me in wolves
i have since learnt not to drink on socials and dont travel |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
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By *vana sukalot OP Woman
over a year ago
In a land of make believe (Derby) |
"In fact thinking about it, they all end up as bad meets. I might be keen to start with but once I've shot my fat then mother's voices Begin to appear in my head telling me "She's a whore Norman, she's just like the others", so I then have to don mother's wig and grab my axe whilst they are showering "
Haha remind me not to meet you then lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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I don't really categorising any as being worse than others. Lots are wonderful but all are individual, unique little encounters in time.
I am probably on a few lists as their worst meet though. |
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over a year ago
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"In fact thinking about it, they all end up as bad meets. I might be keen to start with but once I've shot my fat then mother's voices Begin to appear in my head telling me "She's a whore Norman, she's just like the others", so I then have to don mother's wig and grab my axe whilst they are showering "
Hahahahaha that gave me a little giggle  |
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over a year ago
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At least it's not just us with bad meets. Our first nearly put us off full stop.
Couple had said the Husband was a stud had been talking for weeks How she was Bi, and they liked what we did so all good lol. except she got plastered had no idea how to do things (not going in to detail lol) he lasted 5 min if that start to finish, she nearly sucked freddies cock off (not in a good way a owiee could see him writhing in pain way) was in no way bi was doing it for her man. And then decided to sit on the sofa and tell us about one of there very young family doing inappropriate things,, was disgusting a huge let down and makes me feel sick thinking about it ..
another a couple came about 45 min drive to see us for a SOCIAL, I say that in capitals as it was made very clear we meet socially first. They sounded great looked great in there pics, they turned up and we spent three hours at a pub trying to tell them politely it was a no go at all, as he was five stone heavier than his pic and 20 years older. they were both really rude and Freddie had to feign illness in the end.
Since them two, we have had people drastically exaggerate there height and so on! and its made us very wary of peoples pics and attitude we only ever meet socially first. and make VERY clear what we do and don't want and have the motto of honesty first so not to waist ours or there time!
its helped a lot and we are still here so there are honest nice people out there that just want fun friendships lol you just have to become wise and take your time lol |
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"A few weeks ago, i arranged a meet with a gal at my place!
At the the agreed time, i answered the door and it was a feckin GUY!!
He had a backpack and asked to use my bathroom to get "changed"!!
He was told to get to fuck!! "
lmao that did make me laugh bet it wasn't funny at the time |
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over a year ago
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"In fact thinking about it, they all end up as bad meets. I might be keen to start with but once I've shot my fat then mother's voices Begin to appear in my head telling me "She's a whore Norman, she's just like the others", so I then have to don mother's wig and grab my axe whilst they are showering
Haha remind me not to meet you then lol "
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over a year ago
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home
Got to admire his honesty though "
There is absolutely nothing admirable about a man leaving a woman stranded in the early hours of the morning miles away from home. A comple dickhead is what he was. |
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"I chatted to a lovely guy for months before we got naughty...met up omg I had to stop myself several times from throwing up! Massive sweat rash all over groin area!!! Ewwee!! Luckily the rest have been fab"
Shower sex next time then! |
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Even with the best will in the world - not everyone can turn up smelling of roses.
My worst meet: I showered and prepared myself fully in the morning. Drove to her place. Had to park the car in a communal spot - but couldn't find her place for love nor money. Ended up walking round the estate a couple of times until I found the number on a back gate. By that time, I'd become a little 'warm' - but you can never smell it on yourself.
Only later did I find out that she thought I hadn't made an effort.
Soul destroying stuff... |
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By *bend69Couple
over a year ago
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Our 1st meet was at a social in mk few years bk, we had talked with this cpl for months b4. We clicked and we all gave green light, as they lived close by they wernt staying in hotel so we offered them to our room, mr went to move the car and i went for drinks to take up with us, leaving my mr and his mrs to go upstairs....i arrived at room to find the mrs sprawled ontop of my mr,tongue down his throat.... I was a little shocked(it was our 1st time) she apologised n all was well until we all got naked !! She was covered in body peircings n tatts my mr looked at me and then his ratther floopy cock and couldnt do anything as that was a def turn off for him! He managed to get hard after a bj off me and she mounted him without a condom ...... I was furious everything stopped there. Few dayz later i developed an itch n found i had infection dirty cow had just slept with 100s men bareback without a word!!! So moral of story is dont shag skanks haha  |
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"Ive have a few dodgy meets to choose from lol
But i think my worse was a guy mailed me asking if id go to partners in bury with him, i said no at first as i'd never met him, so he offered to meet me for a drink so we did, he seemed a nice guy so i said id go with him, i dont drive so he said he'd pick me up and take me home after, so he turned up and off we went, got to partners had a great night, played together and played alone too and all was well till the end of the night he came over and told me he'd had been playing with a woman who had invited him back to hers so he wouldnt be taking me home and drove off and left me outside the club at 3am with no way of getting home, i spend 2 hours walking round looking for a train station or a taxi to flag down to get me to a train station then sat there and waited for the first train home
He them had the cheek to text me saying thanks for a great and night would i like to do it again sometime, so i replied telling him no as i felt like id been used then left in a unsafe situation etc etc and he replied saying well it is swinging you cant expect me to turn sex down to drive you home "
What a tw#t , some guys are so up there own backsides, you know I wouldn't dream off putting a lady in that position , weather it was a good or bad night I'd make sure she got home safe. |
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ours was sat night
invited with another couple
to meet a couple at there home
husband invited all four of us in
to be greated by wife screaming im not a swinger im not into this
please leave before i phone police
wow that was scarey |
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well not sure if it's bad .. but id been talking to a guy for a couple of months over the phone can etc..he organised a hotel picked me up very nice looking nice.car etc.. as I was expecting, we agreed to try some bondage and play, so when arrived after a kiss etc he tied me up and blind folded me, he played with a toy on me as I sucked him then with no warning within two minutes cum all over my chest !
so I thought ok, but within a second he got up and left .. left his bag clothes everything, just took his wallet and keys ...
yes I was still tied up legs and hands ???
hmm so I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... yes I know the image of me tied up blindfolded and covered in cum is quite amusing ! so I did laugh!
and for the next four struggled to get out of bungee cords thank God for the bottle opener attatched to the wall in the premier inns !!!! never herd off him again funnily enough and left all the sites ????? still have no idea why x
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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I had one who switched, whilst doing doggy, to plunging straight into anal. No warning, no asking, no preparation. I hit the fecking roof - almost literally.
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"well not sure if it's bad .. but id been talking to a guy for a couple of months over the phone can etc..he organised a hotel picked me up very nice looking nice.car etc.. as I was expecting, we agreed to try some bondage and play, so when arrived after a kiss etc he tied me up and blind folded me, he played with a toy on me as I sucked him then with no warning within two minutes cum all over my chest !
so I thought ok, but within a second he got up and left .. left his bag clothes everything, just took his wallet and keys ...
yes I was still tied up legs and hands ???
hmm so I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... yes I know the image of me tied up blindfolded and covered in cum is quite amusing ! so I did laugh!
and for the next four struggled to get out of bungee cords thank God for the bottle opener attatched to the wall in the premier inns !!!! never herd off him again funnily enough and left all the sites ????? still have no idea why x
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By *vana sukalot OP Woman
over a year ago
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"well not sure if it's bad .. but id been talking to a guy for a couple of months over the phone can etc..he organised a hotel picked me up very nice looking nice.car etc.. as I was expecting, we agreed to try some bondage and play, so when arrived after a kiss etc he tied me up and blind folded me, he played with a toy on me as I sucked him then with no warning within two minutes cum all over my chest !
so I thought ok, but within a second he got up and left .. left his bag clothes everything, just took his wallet and keys ...
yes I was still tied up legs and hands ???
hmm so I didn't know whether to laugh or cry... yes I know the image of me tied up blindfolded and covered in cum is quite amusing ! so I did laugh!
and for the next four struggled to get out of bungee cords thank God for the bottle opener attatched to the wall in the premier inns !!!! never herd off him again funnily enough and left all the sites ????? still have no idea why x
omg "
Seems he got his kink fulfilled...
I think I would of panicked if that happened to me. |
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