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By *win Peaks OP Couple
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
what puts you off someones profile? For me i switch off when its A4 length with a massive list of what they wont do or what criteria i would need to have to qualify, rather than "selling" themslves. Obviously a few bits and peices detailing some guidelines is always useful to save everyones time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh dear i think you wouldnt like mine
would it be possible to review it babe
Persephone editted it for me and well its better than it use to be
Thank you your a star
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dont like my profile really find it hard to write stuff down id rather answer questions really,but i also dont like the profiles that are a mile long either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh dear i think you wouldnt like mine
would it be possible to review it babe
Persephone editted it for me and well its better than it use to be
Thank you your a star
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see i didnt think its too bad mind you the fact your stunning does help wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if a profile is full of do's and dont's it doesnt leave much to talk about, i dont understand why people need A4 profiles, the fun is in the getting to know and the banter you can have, some peoples profiles are that full of donts (2 A4 lengths) i aint a clue what the feck they are doing here  |
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By *win Peaks OP Couple
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
Too short or too long, its about striking a balance. Its all the no's that puts me off or you'll need to do backward jumps through hoops just for us to even warrant a glance in your direction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate those profiles that just say something like "here to have fun" or "young horny couple looking for a good time" Isn't everyone?
I also hate bad grammar, spelling and bad construction of sentences where you have to read them 3 or 4 times for them to make sense.
In our view your profile is a reflection of what you're like in person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like yours. Your rules are very basic and everyone should need to know where they stand from the get go so there are no misconceptions. Also, we like that you're very jokey in your descriptions - it says to me you're like that in person.
It's not too long and not too short. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I think if the status is negative, like 'this site is full of fakes and timewasters' I tend not to read on, as its clear that, if I message them, they will be in a bad mood. If the status is OK but the profile starts off with 'TIMEWASTERS GO ELSEWHERE!!' then that would put me off too. I understand the sentiment but really, when has that ever stopped a timewaster from messaging?
I like chatty profiles with a few ideas of what the person is looking for. I hope mine is that but I haven't updated it for ages! |
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I can understand why people have a list of donts but it does put me off when that's all there is on the profile
It does leave me thinking well I've jumped through hoops and amazingly ticked all your boxes now what can you offer me...nothing by the looks of it onto the next lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Crude text. Lots of LOL. Poor photos. Been on FAB a year and no meetings etc
I think the last point could possibly be a reflection of the first 3 !"
Definately!!!
And it's not just the profiles!
Forum posts and status updates sway my decisions as much as the profiles themselves.
A couple more of my pet hates are:
Couples that only show pics of the females.
Fuzzy, badly thought out - and lets face it - downright crap photos in profiles. It's not hard to put some thought in and if you don't have anything other than your phone or feel an extra pair of hands would come in, well, handy - there's plenty of good 'snappers' on site willing to help! (and that wasn't me touting for business - honest! Lol)
Profiles that state only one half of a couple makes the decisions. Not good!
Oh - and couples that GET ALL SHOUTY in capitals about their preferences. Unnecessary!!
But hey - that's just my thoughts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" verif thats sometimes put m off becoz i check whos the guy been fucking dome fuck bloody awfull lkng gils lol  "
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and atleast they're not shallow I guess
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massively long profiles  the author would have to be incredibly witty to make me read that much 
Pathetic one line profiles, says feck about them to me, other than lazy and unimaginative 
Married... nowt against them, it's just nigh-on impossible to make a solid arrangement 
No photos or just cock-shots, I'm much too apathetic to be bothered asking.. plus if I don't fancy them it's just a tad embarrassing saying so after making the first contact lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh dear i think you wouldnt like mine
would it be possible to review it babe
Persephone editted it for me and well its better than it use to be
Thank you your a star
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Lovely profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely in your face, I have seen more than your gynaecologist type pictures.
"WE WILL NOT TALK TO TIME WASTERS"
Isn't that a waste of time writing it?
Text talk, bad grammar/punctation/spelling.
"We are a couple....blah..blah..
But only the male plays "
Essays!
We like to cook, go for works, watch Question Time blah blah...
"Hello, don't no what to put, so send me a message" type profiles.
"LOOK AT MY VVWE COCK" you'll not resist it type statements.
"We are not meeting at the moment, just here for fun" WTF?
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I used to have an even longer profile than the 1 I've got now Haha, some people slate me for using txt spk but I suppose I just use it for speed, doesn't mean I'm an illiterate idiot as someone took the time to tell me the other day! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what puts you off someones profile? For me i switch off when its A4 length with a massive list of what they wont do or what criteria i would need to have to qualify, rather than "selling" themslves. Obviously a few bits and peices detailing some guidelines is always useful to save everyones time.
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I like to keep bith my profile and status updates as negative as possible. After all, two negatives make a positive, so it's not done my bell end action any harm in the slightest |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"what puts you off someones profile? For me i switch off when its A4 length with a massive list of what they wont do or what criteria i would need to have to qualify, rather than "selling" themslves. Obviously a few bits and peices detailing some guidelines is always useful to save everyones time.
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Lots of things can put us off, but a few of the main ones are:
Profiles that are full of bitching and SHOUTY comments.
Those that only contain a couple of lines as how can you tell what they might be like?
Those with blurry or tiny thumbnail size pics. |
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The guys who rant about men/tvs contacting them - either set up the filter or accept the compliment that someone is interested even if you don't reply!
And I hate the ones who put "I don't know what to say so just ask me" 
The guys with 9 cock shots and nothing else - we get it, you're proud of it, but surely there's more than just the cock! |
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Looked at ours and I reckon it could do with 'lightening up' a bit ! I really am a grumpy fucker though and Mrs JFL rarely comes on here other than to vet and choose the folks we meet...leaves all the day to day maintenance to me ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the jump through a thousand flaming hoops and use the magic password routine. The TMIs and ASCII character piccies. The will fill this in laters, and anything you need to know just asks. Those and probably a load of other more interpersonal switch-offs are enough to make me hit the back button.
Oh and Sydney University...
Wolf
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By *win Peaks OP Couple
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
"It's the jump through a thousand flaming hoops and use the magic password routine. The TMIs and ASCII character piccies. The will fill this in laters, and anything you need to know just asks. Those and probably a load of other more interpersonal switch-offs are enough to make me hit the back button.
Oh and Sydney University...
Wolf
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"It's the jump through a thousand flaming hoops and use the magic password routine. The TMIs and ASCII character piccies. The will fill this in laters, and anything you need to know just asks. Those and probably a load of other more interpersonal switch-offs are enough to make me hit the back button.
Oh and Sydney University...
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ditto to all the above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looked at ours and I reckon it could do with 'lightening up' a bit ! I really am a grumpy fucker though and Mrs JFL rarely comes on here other than to vet and choose the folks we meet...leaves all the day to day maintenance to me ! "
And yours are just the kind of badly taken, same old same old pics that I hate seeing!!
Oh hang on - was looking at the wrong profile!!
Wowsers!! Top work!!!! |
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By *win Peaks OP Couple
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
"Looked at ours and I reckon it could do with 'lightening up' a bit ! I really am a grumpy fucker though and Mrs JFL rarely comes on here other than to vet and choose the folks we meet...leaves all the day to day maintenance to me !
And yours are just the kind of badly taken, same old same old pics that I hate seeing!!
Oh hang on - was looking at the wrong profile!!
Wowsers!! Top work!!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looked at ours and I reckon it could do with 'lightening up' a bit ! I really am a grumpy fucker though and Mrs JFL rarely comes on here other than to vet and choose the folks we meet...leaves all the day to day maintenance to me !
And yours are just the kind of badly taken, same old same old pics that I hate seeing!!
Oh hang on - was looking at the wrong profile!!
Wowsers!! Top work!!!! "
Well when mine isn't hidden I get some good banter from the ones that have actually read my profile
It's all about cars lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the jump through a thousand flaming hoops and use the magic password routine. The TMIs and ASCII character piccies. The will fill this in laters, and anything you need to know just asks. Those and probably a load of other more interpersonal switch-offs are enough to make me hit the back button.
Oh and Sydney University...
Wolf
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Check mine out...got so sick of seeing the sydney university thing I rewrote it....confuses the crap out of people.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It really frustrates me when I first state the type of guys I do not want to meet, and that don't message me if you just want to cam or meet tonight. Yup, I get a LOT of messages from types I said don't interest me asking to cam or meet tonight, etc.
SO annoying, clearly these guys don't even bother to read a profile, probably just a copy and paste message to as many peeps as possible in the hope of hooking up with someone.
Then you reply politely, sorry not interest, or not my type, etc... then the replies, what is you type?, why aren't you interested?.. Arrgghhhhhh
BLOCK!
Rant over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what puts you off someones profile? For me i switch off when its A4 length with a massive list of what they wont do or what criteria i would need to have to qualify, rather than "selling" themslves. Obviously a few bits and peices detailing some guidelines is always useful to save everyones time.
I like to keep bith my profile and status updates as negative as possible. After all, two negatives make a positive, so it's not done my bell end action any harm in the slightest "
Hahaha you're too funny, total insane chat freeking love it |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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Possibly could revamp it a little but even the way its written we still get lots and lots of single guys messaging
As for what type of profile turns me off its the 1's where the person or persons seem to be soo far up their own arses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't see the point in bothering writing much in a profile. Most people either don't read them (blokes) or read it and ignore the important bits anyway (couples).
I have mine exactly the way I like it. And it works perfectly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I kind of like the variety of profiles in here. The one liners or 'fill this in laters' I avoid! But on the whole I do like reading them. Personally I think mine is probably a bit shouty but I'm not sure how many people read them anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't see the point in bothering writing much in a profile. Most people either don't read them (blokes) or read it and ignore the important bits anyway (couples).
I have mine exactly the way I like it. And it works perfectly!! "
I always read a womans profile. It's all part of the excitement. If someone doesn't have a decent profile I wouldn't think of sending a message. |
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