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By *irtySekrets OP Couple
over a year ago
Filthy Desires Upon Trent |
We get some really off the wall messages with why people want to meet us.
Here are a few.
My wife is at work all day and I get lonely and frustrated.
I’m 34, Male and a virgin. I would love for you to be my first sexual experience.
I’m doing a photography course and I would be delighted to do a session for you. Free of charge.
I’m going to be working in your area next week. I could stay with you and give you the best fuck you ever had, EVERYDAY.
Ps. I’m a vegetarian!
And finally.
You are the hottest on here. I know it’s 1am but I’m horny. I only live an hour away from you and would need a lift here and back. Interested???
Please share your strange ones
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"We are a hour away so could you get us both but we need some shopping from Asda picking us , do you want us to message you the list of things we need ? "
Hahahahaha that's both funny and out of order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of ours was an invite from a gut to join him and his mother in his house for dinner, and get the mum merry and for kev to make a move on her and ride her, as me and him watched.. Oh and he also said that it was her that showed him how to put on a condom,, as in she actually put it on for him. He also wears her undies. Lol |
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"Yeh most my messages envolve being invited to caravans  to fuck wives, caravans in skeggy, caravans on peoples front gardens do i look like i like caravans or something   "
Well do you like caravans? You never confirmed nor denied.
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