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over a year ago
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Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…
We all have our kinks I guess…
I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha |
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"Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…
We all have our kinks I guess…
I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha"
Each to their own lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just been ask for breast milk
Didn’t realise I was lactating. Offered Soya but he blocked me  "
Hahahaha, brilliant response, nothing wrong with soya milk |
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I mean… breeding. What? No thanks… we don’t need a kid. It’s not that they WANT to give you a kid, it’s that they get turned on by bareback and getting off inside you. They wouldn’t be too happy if you came knocking at the door asking for maintenance…. |
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"I mean… breeding. What? No thanks… we don’t need a kid. It’s not that they WANT to give you a kid, it’s that they get turned on by bareback and getting off inside you. They wouldn’t be too happy if you came knocking at the door asking for maintenance…."
They would be like…. Ermmm I didn’t order that lol |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"To get me pregnant I'm 53 FFS."
"Wonderful idea, if we have a girl what shall we call her?"
Then just keep sending links to cots and stuff asking if that one is okay or would they prefer a natural wood... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot recently as I'm pregnant (I'm not meeting atm) but many to cum over the bump, lots wanting weekly pics as I grow, one invite to a club so him and more can all cum over the bump, safe to say my block list is huge and I'm a little off men lol.
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"I mean… breeding. What? No thanks… we don’t need a kid. It’s not that they WANT to give you a kid, it’s that they get turned on by bareback and getting off inside you. They wouldn’t be too happy if you came knocking at the door asking for maintenance…."
Thank you!! The amount of breeding requests I get, ugh 
When I say 'oh so you're going to be there throughout my emotional sobbing at TV adverts whilst pregnant, the horrible side effects it causes to the body, through labour, getting up at 3, 4, 5am to feed the child and basically raise it with me until it's 18? No, of course not, you just want to cum inside me you bellend' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo. "
Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo.
Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up "
I politely declined. Would of been more impressed if it was a pineapple up there though  |
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"Recently a young man asked me to help him kick his poo around a park in front of onlookers…
We all have our kinks I guess…
I said no… (just in case anyone else wants to ask me the same shiz) hahaha"
 hahaha!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To watch him pull a banana out his arse and eat it. When I didn’t reply he sent another message to ask if I wanted to watch him eat his poo.
Haha oh dear, I'm guessing you didn't take the offer up
I politely declined. Would of been more impressed if it was a pineapple up there though "
Haha would you have gone just to witness the pineapple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One woman messaged me recently telling me about her diaper fetish and wanting to know would i wear an adult one if we were to arrange a meet "
Yep! Mine are listed at the bottom of my profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……"
A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it" 
My reply.... You're having a laugh yea
Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address |
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"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……
A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"
My reply.... You're having a laugh yea
Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address "
So how was the meet then ??  lol |
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Not sure if it’s that strange but a couple messaged us and all going well and started to arrange a meet, she then said by the way am 37 weeks pregnant! We wasn’t comfortable with it although opened an interesting conversation between us about it. Interested to know others thoughts on it. |
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"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……
A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"
My reply.... You're having a laugh yea
Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address
So how was the meet then ?? lol"
....... A No Go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Share your weirdest/funniest sex request you have received from another member……
A guy said in a 1st message can "I watch my Dad as he pounds you, he's here with me now, so can we do it"
My reply.... You're having a laugh yea
Guess what he said "No, can ya meet us now" & he gave his address
So how was the meet then ?? lol
....... A No Go "
It was the most fked up msg I ever received.
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"Not sure if it’s that strange but a couple messaged us and all going well and started to arrange a meet, she then said by the way am 37 weeks pregnant! We wasn’t comfortable with it although opened an interesting conversation between us about it. Interested to know others thoughts on it."
It’s a big turn on a pregnant woman is beuty in all the aspects of life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What’s wrong with us? We don’t get many weird requests haha. Had a couple of the guys wanting to buy knickers, someone wanting to be a pay pig, have had one (another site) wanting period pics that he could tribute boke |
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