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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up  "
i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up
i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd "
I hope you have two though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not on a meet, but when I used to do cam work a couple of years ago, I was requested to play with myself using my toothbrush - bristle end up
i love my leccy toothbrush, thats not odd
I hope you have two though."
i have 3 and none are used on my teeth lol |
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Many years ago I (Em) met a couple for a FFM. After chatting and getting to know each other, the woman took me upstairs to 'his' bedroom (they had separate rooms)and said he preferred his women in floor length nighties and handed me a white cotton creation.
I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted!  |
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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago
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"Many years ago I (Em) met a couple for a FFM. After chatting and getting to know each other, the woman took me upstairs to 'his' bedroom (they had separate rooms)and said he preferred his women in floor length nighties and handed me a white cotton creation.
I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted! "
Hmm is that some strange upstairs, downstairs fetish I wonder? |
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"Many years ago I (Em) met a couple for a FFM. After chatting and getting to know each other, the woman took me upstairs to 'his' bedroom (they had separate rooms)and said he preferred his women in floor length nighties and handed me a white cotton creation.
I didn't know whether to be scared or insulted!
Hmm is that some strange upstairs, downstairs fetish I wonder?"
Don't know but it was a strange meet with me and his missus side by side on our backs, lights off with him alternating between us lol
In my defence it was very early days so I was a bit reluctant to 'rock the boat' so to speak. It was a 'one off' meet though (although they did invite me back) - I didn't fancy that experience twice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been asked to wear a all in one pajamas things with feet in and drink urine out of a baby bottle while sat in a travel cot. Yeah I had to read it twice too before realise I didn't miss read BLOCK !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had a guy want me to wank him with the old marigold yellow dishwashing gloves..
only thing was he wanted me to cover his cock in Fairy-Liquid..  
said the Fairy liquid gave him a burning sensation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can u carry a pizza box , that way my neighbours will think ur delivering from the local take out!
lol that is sooooo funny.
what did u say?"
Told her I only had a curry carton oh n don't call me |
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"had a guy want me to wank him with the old marigold yellow dishwashing gloves..
only thing was he wanted me to cover his cock in Fairy-Liquid..
said the Fairy liquid gave him a burning sensation "
bloody hell that is strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK! |
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"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!"
nice bum and panties pic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!
nice bum and panties pic "
I aim to please!! |
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"Still get a fair few "bareback, with no pill" requests! Jeez i can't get out very often with 2 kids, and they want me to have their's to! I'd never get any fun time again!!! BLOCK!
nice bum and panties pic
I aim to please!!"
certainly done the trick for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had a request to go to someones house,the front door would be open,i'd go upstairs quietly and find them on the bed arse up face down blindfolded and i had to say nothing whatsoever and fuck them and go without them ever seeing me,now thats great you may be thinking but it was off a bloke and i don't swing both ways haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
Disgraceful you would think he would of least made a day of it "
I know lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
thats not £250 per hour lol"
Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
Give him my number I need a new tv "
I wouldn't have had to worry about the kids school uniforms and shoes would I |
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By *objguk OP Man
over a year ago
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You know, I thought there would be weird kinks stories here buit its all been funny stories of nighties, onsies and a few people with strange requests. Pizza deliveries and swimming pool visits. Are hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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weirdest I have ever been asked to do was paint my toenails black.....and yes I did, strangest thing about it was, he didn't even remove my stockings or play with my feet, he was just happy enough to see that they were |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a shower and wet my towel n trunks, my mrs thinks im swimming lol "
I used to do that years ago but back then it was only to get to see a friend socially as my then partner was a control freak!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted "
I been offered twenty pound for a hour two tops and he not booking hotel I can do it outside apparently lol. I felt so blessed |
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
thats not £250 per hour lol
Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x"
average hourly rate is about 150 hour in London, so a grand for four is bloody well above average lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
I been offered twenty pound for a hour two tops and he not booking hotel I can do it outside apparently lol. I felt so blessed "
lol what a guy hey!! Think I did quite well then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered £1000 for 4 hours in a hotel today!! I didn't know whether to laugh or be insulted
thats not £250 per hour lol
Don't know what the going rate is for that kind of thing lol x
average hourly rate is about 150 hour in London, so a grand for four is bloody well above average lol
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I perhaps shouldn't have been so hasty with my reply then lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested! |
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"Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested! "
O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they? |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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The only request I've had at a meet, was as I arrived at the couple's house.
Having taken a couple of hours to cross across the city on public transport, I knocked on their door at the required time!
The lady opened the door, smiled and asked "Could you go home now? We've changed our minds!" 
Grrrr! |
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By *imimeeWoman
over a year ago
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"Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested!
O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they? "
Now you both have me wracking my brains!! |
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"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x"
LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!
I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Really bizarrely I had a message off a girl today claiming to be friends with a minor celeb who wanted to meet me, but due to his job couldn't have a profile on here. Although she gave me 'his' name and number! It made me laugh no end, I'm not sure where on my profile it says 'I'm a gullible twat'! I wouldn't mind but he wasn't even fit, maybe if she'd said it was Jesse Pavelka I'd have been more interested!
O my god I had exactly the same thing about 3 months ago.....his initials weren't MM were they?
Now you both have me wracking my brains!! "
Even if we said I doubt you'd know, once I'd googled him I was still none the wiser! Very minor celeb. I think they used him in the hope that it's ambiguous enough to get people interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x
LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!
I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard! "
Oh my god that's crazy! I just kept saying that I wasn't interested but got a fair few messages back! It was clearly some guy thinking he'd get people interested by pretending to be a girl AND a minor (very minor!) celeb! Brilliant! This has made my day now! |
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"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x
LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!
I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard!
Oh my god that's crazy! I just kept saying that I wasn't interested but got a fair few messages back! It was clearly some guy thinking he'd get people interested by pretending to be a girl AND a minor (very minor!) celeb! Brilliant! This has made my day now! "
I got bombarded wiv msgs, got offered money, gifts, meals in fancy restaurants, flight in a helicopter...WTF???
I just wonder if any sap has fallen for it?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It absolutely was!! That makes it even funnier! x
LMFAO that's brilliant, she even started sending me msgs pretending 2 b him....I mean 1. He's not even a celebrity 2. He's bloody ugly and 3. As if any1 is stupid enough 2 fall 4 it!
I literally am cryin cuz I'm laughing so hard!
Oh my god that's crazy! I just kept saying that I wasn't interested but got a fair few messages back! It was clearly some guy thinking he'd get people interested by pretending to be a girl AND a minor (very minor!) celeb! Brilliant! This has made my day now!
I got bombarded wiv msgs, got offered money, gifts, meals in fancy restaurants, flight in a helicopter...WTF???
I just wonder if any sap has fallen for it?!?"
I never got that, just the offer of phone sex! I do wonder if anyone's fallen for it, I bloody hope not, it's plain freaky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a message from s couple wanting to meet us. He asked our dos snd donts. I said usual no pain anal snd no glove no love as all on our profile. He said they prefer bb, again told him no, he said he had never worn one snd would need help, no prob I said. Hus reply, wot if we cant get it on, I said we will use s carrier bag, for a joke, his reply I wont wear a bag, blocked him ar thst point, laughed my head off |
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I have had several requests from men who wanted me let let them clean all my shoes.
Oddest was the the guy who wanted me told hold a knife to his throat, rummaged in the cutlery drawer and handed me a butter knife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy who wanted to hire a prostitute for me who he apparently had visited several times at a massage parlour, and whilst I f**ked her he would whack-off in the corner of the room watching.
Erm...no thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was offered a 3sum with a man and his dog, the dog would lick me while he sucked the dog off, he said a cock is a cock..grim
and a 4sum with a man his sister and his mum coz they are hot, think some people make this shit up for a reaction coz that surely isnt right.  |
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I was offered a ride across the New Forest in a Ferrari by 'a famous footballer' (he omitted to give me his name of course). Just one look at my profile shows I'm hardly the archetypal WAG - nor am I gullible ... I didn't give my bank details (including security code plz) to the Nigerian Prince who contacted me on hotmail either |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"A message hoping I was on the pill as he didn't think he would be able to pull out cos my pussy looks so lovely (no face pics and even if you're a friend there are no pussy shots! ) "
He's just messaged me too. |
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"A message hoping I was on the pill as he didn't think he would be able to pull out cos my pussy looks so lovely (no face pics and even if you're a friend there are no pussy shots! )
He's just messaged me too. "
Cos we're clearly the bareback type!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive been asked a couple of times by older guys if i will do the daughter daddy thing also get asked if i still have my school uniform
i do but its only for special occasions lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked to meet a guy, crimp one of on his chest and leave. It still makes me gag thinking about it. "
Thats nothing l was asked to do that on his face block straight away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are still relatively new to the site and have realised that sometimes you just have to respect how direct some people are.
Take one message received from a bloke the other day "Hi Guys, sorry to be so blunt but I'm looking for a couple who do bareback anal so I can suck the cum out of her bum. How about it?"
Our reaction was a mix of ewwwww and fair play to the guy for putting himself out there an not beating around the bush.
We decided on this occasion not to progress to the meet stage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We are still relatively new to the site and have realised that sometimes you just have to respect how direct some people are.
Take one message received from a bloke the other day "Hi Guys, sorry to be so blunt but I'm looking for a couple who do bareback anal so I can suck the cum out of her bum. How about it?"
Our reaction was a mix of ewwwww and fair play to the guy for putting himself out there an not beating around the bush.
We decided on this occasion not to progress to the meet stage. |
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