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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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Mine seems to be ineffective at the moment, but that's only because people don't bloody read it! Or when I call them on it they just turn round and say, well, if you don't ask, you don't get'.....so hence my current rant  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"LMAO...
I think that's the reaction my profile gets most of the time "
Well you need to be more abusive, all the slappers on her like that blOndecaz and her ilk love it, even if they don't they're easy anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you 
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight  "
Too late for that! I won't be late in though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight "
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"LMAO...
I think that's the reaction my profile gets most of the time
Well you need to be more abusive, all the slappers on her like that blOndecaz and her ilk love it, even if they don't they're easy anyway "
He's right you know, I've never had an abusive message (apart from off of the Marquis and he don't count) been feeling quite left out for a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Too late for that! I won't be late in though "
Your timer starts now and punishment later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol"
We can't all be interesting like you
But you my dear are in for a good smacked arse now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and "
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
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Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter "
Theirs is better than yours so there!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol
We can't all be interesting like you
But you my dear are in for a good smacked arse now "
Come on then Julester, if you think you're bloody hard enough! (And that's not an invite for any of that bloody strap on nonsense either!!!! lol) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter
Theirs is better than yours so there!! "
Yeah course it is cry baby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol
We can't all be interesting like you
But you my dear are in for a good smacked arse now
Come on then Julester, if you think you're bloody hard enough! (And that's not an invite for any of that bloody strap on nonsense either!!!! lol) "
Bend over you'll not feel a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter
Theirs is better than yours so there!!
Yeah course it is cry baby "
I am off out soon so YOU will be the cry baby |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol
We can't all be interesting like you
But you my dear are in for a good smacked arse now
Come on then Julester, if you think you're bloody hard enough! (And that's not an invite for any of that bloody strap on nonsense either!!!! lol)
Bend over you'll not feel a thing "
You're either using the wrong size then or lubing up......do him with a bigger one and no lube, it's all he deserves |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter
Theirs is better than yours so there!!
Yeah course it is cry baby
I am off out soon so YOU will be the cry baby "
So am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gosh my dear boy!
Ours wins over yours by a mile
Back to detention for you
I have told you, you aren't allowed to play tonight
Yours is a bit dull to be honest, full of self promotion and too many demands lol
We can't all be interesting like you
But you my dear are in for a good smacked arse now
Come on then Julester, if you think you're bloody hard enough! (And that's not an invite for any of that bloody strap on nonsense either!!!! lol)
Bend over you'll not feel a thing
You're either using the wrong size then or lubing up......do him with a bigger one and no lube, it's all he deserves "
Great idea! Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter "
Didn't get beyond the first line of yours..... funny that, innit.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, if the amount of looks at our profile, messages, and the fact that our meet diary has been full (except for last weekend) since we joined - and is booked until the end of October - you tell us???????
But then we both, individually, have years of experience of dating/swinging on the internet and at least one of us can write effective marketing scripts, so if we achieved anything less, we would be a) ashamed of ourselves and b) pretty pissed off.
So, if anyone would like to disagree with our summation of a score of 9.9 out of 10 (no one - NO ONE - is perfect!) you are welcome to put forward your argument . . .
and
Just had a quick peek but can't really comment on your profile as a whole, as I lost I interest midway through the second chapter
Didn't get beyond the first line of yours..... funny that, innit.....
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It certainly is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it. "
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it. "
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it.
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic"
There's a damn good reason for that, he's a complete munter, he's not even allowed out during the day in case he accidentally scares small children |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it.
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic"
I don't wink so I wouldn't worry yourself on that score
I had to take pic down as it was like beatlemania in my inbox!!!! |
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it. "
Your's is good - so good, in fact, that I copied and pasted it into mine. So that makes mine a 10 out of 10 as well.
So I then pasted it again and that made it twice as good, so now mine's 20 out of 10 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My profile is a10 for effectiveness to. I have never put a pic on or sent a pic to anyone. Everyone just loves me lol. Or maybe they just love to use and abuse me. Xx"
It's just because we are the chosen ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure how affective mine is as its obvious when most people message me, they haven't read it "
Surely not... All us guys always read profiles before messaging  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it.
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic
There's a damn good reason for that, he's a complete munter, he's not even allowed out during the day in case he accidentally scares small children "
Who needs looks when you've got chloroform? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it.
Your's is good - so good, in fact, that I copied and pasted it into mine. So that makes mine a 10 out of 10 as well.
So I then pasted it again and that made it twice as good, so now mine's 20 out of 10 "
You're sorted then Just turn on the tv, open a can and sit back and wait for the vaginal onslaught to begin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know mine's a 10 for effectiveness and that was with very little thought, effort or care and knocked together off the cuff in about 2 minutes but how would the rest of you rate yours?
Obviously they are all going to be inferior to mine but just say what you'd score yours at, why and what you think you could do to improve it.
its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic
There's a damn good reason for that, he's a complete munter, he's not even allowed out during the day in case he accidentally scares small children
Who needs looks when you've got chloroform? "
a big hammer like captain caveman works for me |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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its not that good,if you winked we wouldnt even look as you are a shadow,not an actual pic
There's a damn good reason for that, he's a complete munter, he's not even allowed out during the day in case he accidentally scares small children
Who needs looks when you've got chloroform? "
I find ketamine quite effective, I've told my Vet I'm Ginger McCain - fortunately he's a bit thick and fell for it and keeps me well supplied |
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