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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.
I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking
It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck
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By *awk90Man
over a year ago
Amsterdam |
"Cleaner will have found a few items shoved under the bed. And a strap on in the closet as the door was open. Not really that bothered it’s not like they found a dead body  "
You're lucky! They found a dead body in mine, took a lot of explaining! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rember in school we found my friends mums big black Dildo we called him up stairs amd gave him a big wollop round the chops with it. He was a feisty little fucker and tried to fight me and our friend on the spot.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins
Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.
I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols…. |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"My mum found a collection of my dildos. And I mean, they were the obvious ones skin coloured and with huge testicles and veins
Luckily we laughed it off…… but it was freaking emberassing.
I was 18-19 at the time x and was back at hers during the summer hols…. "
hope you did an audit daily making sure that none had been borrowed, remember mums like fun too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nobody has found ours, but I remember dating a girl in college and one night I stayed at hers and the following morning I went into her Mums bedroom (innocently to get a towel - because she kept them in her wardrobe) and noticed her dildo.
It was lay on her unmade bed, just poking out from under the duvet.
Made me quite horny to be honest, and when I thought about it, I wondered if she’d used it the previous night when I was shagging her daughter, because she wasn’t the quietest ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So come on if you don’t live home alone who’s came across your toys.
I’ve got a remote egg in my draw of bedroom we use it when we go out drinking
It got found we had to explain it is a massage egg for the neck
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 daughter I was very embarrassed |
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When we were getting an ensuite in the bedroom the guy doing the job came round to price it. I showed him into the bedroom and to my horror my rather large vibrato was sitting on the bedside cabinet |
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My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer |
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"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer "
He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger  |
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"My son, exploring under my bed when he was little appeared with a mini rabbit vibe asking what's this mummy? Quick as a flash, without blinking I replied with the first thing that came into my head, that it was a tea stirrer. Happy with that, he put it back and wandered off. He's now 18 and I do worry that he'll come across one again and refer to it as a tea stirrer
He now knows what it is, I should know because I saw my mothers toy when I was younger "
Thankfully then it was a smaller toy rather than a bigger one. I doubt he will remember with the age he was, but still..... |
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Left some toys in the bath once I threw them in there to dry off after being cleaned, then totally forgot about them. Flynn’s mum had come round to see us and used the bathroom. She didn’t say anything but there’s no way she could of missed them 
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By *melfCouple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
Mother-in-law.... pretty much everything, been kind enough to tidy them up on a few occasions.
Strapon, butt plugs, cock rings, dildos. Our bedroom floor is usually littered with the stuff. It's like a massacre at an Ann Summers party.
Thankfully the 12" has yet to become a lightsabre....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While moving house I didn't give my toys a second thought and just taped up the drawer. While they were bringing it into the house the tape came unstuck and the drawer glided open to reveal everything!
We all just politely pretended not to notice lol! |
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