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Measuring the 'little general' with a beer can.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Quick tip chaps.
When sending unsolicited photos of your pride and joy using a beer can to proudly illustrate the size of said pride and joy in relation to said beer can..Please ensure your pride and joy is at least half the length of said beer can or it just looks daft.
If in doubt dont send that photo!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen them measured by drinks cans, phones, tv remotes - anything that can be of uncertain size.
How come nobody ever has the brilliant idea of measuring it with a rule.....!
Maybe that's too simple (or just too truthful!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen them measured by drinks cans, phones, tv remotes - anything that can be of uncertain size.
How come nobody ever has the brilliant idea of measuring it with a rule.....!
Maybe that's too simple (or just too truthful!) "
Could measure the girth with calipers
Trouble is if you write the measurement down on a scrap of paper and then give it the bloke in the plumbing department at B&Q instead of what you're really looking for, he might just tell you they don't do wastepipe in that size! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive measured mine against a sky remote then links the site where it gives the specs of the remote to inform people of size and i mean a lot of people have sky+ now days lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive measured mine against a sky remote then links the site where it gives the specs of the remote to inform people of size and i mean a lot of people have sky+ now days lol"
sorry to lazy to read a manual  |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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Just got a image in my mind of a guy with a small will measuring it up against a beer can and it only just passing the ring pull then measuring it against a water butt....dont ask why I thought of one of them. A bucket maybe but why on earth would my brain think of a water butt!
Have seen it against a video tape but never next to a mobile phone...as yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I choose not to measure mine! so many people ask me what size is it, and i just dont care.
Its not like i can change the size of it. Im happy with what i got. And it aint about the size, its the impact! lol hahaha
nonetheless, you may get a bigger dick attached to that cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had this man send me a pic of his 11 in next to beer can ... only to find out his real cock was in this toy cock like dido lol was not real but looked it untill i see red platic end , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I'll measure mine against a couple of those little cans so it looks massive.  "
awesome idea let me know how u get on with that
even better measure it against 1 of those miniature spirit bottles too make it look giant |
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