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Who has seen you naked that shouldn't have?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My sister in law, walked past my room while i was getting dressed and looked in. |
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A bar full of people in Tenerife - A drinking competition gone very, very wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol |
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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago
Polis Paphos Cyprus till 17.10.24 Bedfordshire area HOTEL MEETS or a SOCIAL 1st Say hello |
My Nan bless her.
Years and years ago.
In bed naked with a nice lady Nan just knocked and walked in.
So funny she was broad minded and just said MORNING and smiled.
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"My sister in law, walked past my room while i was getting dressed and looked in."
Nice view for her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mother in law,
And a few years ago my stepdaughter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mother in law,
And a few years ago my stepdaughter"
Wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Various family members, I'm not that fussed though xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Various family members, I'm not that fussed though xx"
I'm sure seeing you caused a degree of confusion in them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bar full of people in Tenerife - A drinking competition gone very, very wrong "
Wowzer |
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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
My window cleaner and a plumber x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Need any work doing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Room full of people when stripped off to go for a skinny dip not realizing the boat club had a late night meeting and looked out right into the beach |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 20 year old stepdaughter |
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Hmm the cleaners are here soon, could add 2 more to that list  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmm the cleaners are here soon, could add 2 more to that list "
Lol |
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By *mslotMan
over a year ago
Aberdeenshire |
My mum came into my room and seen me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Various family members, I'm not that fussed though xx"
Same here often get out the shower when over the parents house once they have seen a pair of tits etc it’s no different IMO |
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My son when he was 26. Not sure who screamed the loudest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 20 year old stepdaughter "
Very similar to me to - all she did was smiled and put a  at me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Window cleaners on the side of a hotel in Liverpool while I was with a FB in a day hotel. |
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Sis in law numerous times, when I used to stay over in laws at the weekends before we got our own place... caught her naked and playing too... |
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Caught in a university dorm room fuckin a gorgeous blonde student friend ..by the cleaning lady...we just carried on.!! |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Caught in a university dorm room fuckin a gorgeous blonde student friend ..by the cleaning lady...we just carried on.!!"
She'll have seen much worse, you can be sure! |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
When I was a teenager, I brought a girl home and after the deed, we fell asleep naked on the settee. We woke up hours later with a blanket over us!
Gbat |
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My boss, she walked in one door to inspect the showers just as I was walking in to take one through the other doors.
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numerous people on the internet x  |
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My best mates wife got a bit of an eyeful |
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My wife accidentally sent a fab picture of me to her best friend! |
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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
My partners cousin, I thought it was just me and the misses in, walked through to the kitchen with the morning horn. I thought she was going to jump
Out the window |
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Various hotel staff on our honeymoon when we were really averse to drawing the curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gf sisters, neighbours, cleaner to name a few.  |
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Sister in law just as I thrust into my Mrs lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Housemates girlfriend when I was at Uni |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another interesting read!! |
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Wife bf laid on bed naked an walked in on me |
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By *ez1987Man
over a year ago
Great Harwood, Blackburn |
Hotel room cleaner in Greece with my late wife.
We asked her to join in but she just said she'll come back later on to clean up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A work colleague watches me in the shower now and again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A work colleague watches me in the shower now and again "
Your office has a fun and unusual layout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A work colleague watches me in the shower now and again
Your office has a fun and unusual layout "
I dont work in an office |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A work colleague watches me in the shower now and again
Your office has a fun and unusual layout
I dont work in an office "
Shame. It was a fun image lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uni cleaner (me and my then gf) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My stepsister she looked for a little bit tho so must have impressed |
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My ex wife and I on the first morning of our honeymoon staying in the owners apartment at his 4 star hotel... Only for his electrician to walk in and find us in flagrente.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex boyfriend's dad. Led to much more after his son and I went our separate ways x |
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I streaked up the local high street one new years night in the snow. Probably loads of folk saw, probably nobody cared. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My step son came home early from college to find me in the kitchen doing the dishes naked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My step son came home early from college to find me in the kitchen doing the dishes naked."
I'm sure he didn't mind lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FWD dad came home early while he having fun on the sofa |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"My son when he was 26. Not sure who screamed the loudest."
With a body like yours I don't think he'd be traumatised, now your public gallery that'd be different, very nice though, love your creamy lips |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"My step son came home early from college to find me in the kitchen doing the dishes naked."
You wash I'll dry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My step son came home early from college to find me in the kitchen doing the dishes naked."
Lucky lad x  |
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I'm not sure if there's anyone who shouldn't have seen us naked per se. We're naturists so don't really have a problem with general nudity, it's natural. It's not a big thing at home.
There has been times doing things naked that people have seen who shouldn't. For example we checked in early to a hotel once and while we were giving the bed the full test run a cleaner walked in on us, seen everything and promptly walked straight back out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The maid on holiday when i was balls deep in my then girlfriend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My brother in law |
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X Lexi X
She FaceTimes me at the most inappropriate moments!!!
In the middle of a bj
When I’m in the bath
And a lot more haha |
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I'm a naturist so thousand of people have seen me nude and I am sure some probably shouldnt have! Several occasions where I have been doing a bit of 'wild' naturism in the countryside and been seen by walkers. Mostly they are very good natured about it.
Sis in law - we have seen each other naked by a strange coincidence where we both thought we were out of the house and both went to have a shower at precisely the same time leaving our rooms nude. She was really embarrassed, I wasn't but had a really good wank thinking about her while I had the shower.
Girlfriends mum ages ago, walked in on us while I was inside her daughter. Fucking her from behind while standing.. I'd have killed to get my hands on her mum, she was lovely.
Wife's best friend. Me, wife her friend and her total dickhead husband and their kids on holiday. Dickhead was out diving, kids playing in pool, wife sunbathing, me just had an afternoon snooze, wake up with a boner not thinking anyone in the villa and wife's friend walks past on way to her bedroom. Takes a good long look and carries on. Nothing said by either of us. I have also seen her nude, or rather she flashed me purposefully on another occasion. I have said to her I want to fuck her and she does want to fuck me too but annoyingly she's being very good... the flirting and sexual tension is killing me! lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Many years ago my sister stayed at mine for 5 days while a new bathroom was being fitted at hers. She walked into my bathroom whilst I was in the shower |
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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"My step son came home early from college to find me in the kitchen doing the dishes naked."
One very lucky step son!! Wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few people on a bus that went past my flat ,it was a double decker and only single deckers normally drive past , just got out of shower and was walking to get my boxers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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male or female |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pm me "
Whaaaaat?? The Prime Minister saw you nekkid??
Dirty old Boris, eah?!! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
In my case, I was at a meet with several couples, as well as a few each of Single Guys and Single Females attending.
Of the Couples, two had arrived late, so I didn't get the chance to introduce myself.
Except I got to meet one of the late arriving ladies, later in a darkened room with her husband looking on. It was only when we had had our fun and the lighting was turned up, we recognised each other.
She was the Senior Nurse Practitioner at my GP's Surgery! A week later I'd my Diabetic Review with her.
We both remained very professional for each surgery appointment where she'd see me, till I moved on 3 years later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not aware that anyone has, I often wander around my place naked with blinds open, but hey, if people have fun seeing me then I’m happy to oblige  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A whole bar on my hen do! |
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Postman last Saturday morning. Woke me up banging on the door, opened it half asleep naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pm means private message "
We kinda know that!!
If you use the "quote+reply" bit, people will know who it is that you want to PM you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sister in law, walked past my room while i was getting dressed and looked in."
A friends mum when I was about 14. Huants me to his day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex gf sister….
And at the time I had taboo fantasies about her ( I know I am and person ha) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex gf sister….
And at the time I had taboo fantasies about her ( I know I am and person ha)"
Bad*^ |
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Sister in law...
Staying with relatives and I apparently went naked sleep walking |
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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago
Ashton Under Lyne |
A fair few GF's husbands or boyfriends - of course we had sex too, but it shouldn't have happened, that's the point
I'm naked at home most of the time so a few food delivery and pizza lads
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fair few GF's husbands or boyfriends - of course we had sex too, but it shouldn't have happened, that's the point
I'm naked at home most of the time so a few food delivery and pizza lads
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fancy a pizza? X |
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My sister's mate seen me naked I got out of the shower and for some reason she walked in to my room thinking it was my sister's bedroom lol there I was stood naked! I didn't mind tho as I always fancied her and after that we have had some fun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My aunt and her boyfriend when I was staying with her in my teens |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fair few GF's husbands or boyfriends - of course we had sex too, but it shouldn't have happened, that's the point
I'm naked at home most of the time so a few food delivery and pizza lads
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My landlord was peaking in to find us for something… got me fully naked out the shower. Text him later its £10 a show ?????? |
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They guy that came to clean the private hot tub in the posh hotel we were staying at.
To be fair he came early! |
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my brother walked past the bedroom when i was naked |
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One of my neighbours.
She looked me straight in the eye, and said ‘Get out of my garden!’
(Yes it’s a joke) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My landlord was peaking in to find us for something… got me fully naked out the shower. Text him later its £10 a show ??????"
Bargin i reckon |
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Went on a cruise a few years ago.
Day at sea so we stood naked on our balcony just looking out to sea, drinking some wine.
When we came back into the cabin, our towels had been folded into hearts by our steward.
It must have taken him a few minutes so he obviously enjoyed the view as well... |
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Step daughters mate walked in as i was wanking in the shower shes only 24 but stayed to watch |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"They guy that came to clean the private hot tub in the posh hotel we were staying at.
To be fair he came early!"
Wee bit premature |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went on a cruise a few years ago.
Day at sea so we stood naked on our balcony just looking out to sea, drinking some wine.
When we came back into the cabin, our towels had been folded into hearts by our steward.
It must have taken him a few minutes so he obviously enjoyed the view as well..."
Can't blame him  |
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Not fully naked, but a poor guy certainly got an eyeful when he went past us when he was out for a walk the other day
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
A naked female MP, however I don’t think it was by accident. |
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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
My mom and kid numerous times. It's a house full of girls so it's like what the hell lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A naked female MP, however I don’t think it was by accident."
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I dont care who sees me naked, as long as it isnt my grand kids and only because i wouldnt want to scar them for life. I quite like being naked as long as im warm |
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A few new arrivals at a hotel in Crete. I’d got in from a night out and decided to enjoy a late beer in the nude on my ground floor terrace, only for the staff bring some new arrivals in at 3am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My daughters teacher when we went dogging ... never went again after that  wasn't quite fully naked but you get the dogging gist ... he always smiles now when I see him around school  |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"A naked female MP, however I don’t think it was by accident.
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Still not going to tell you her name. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
Wiltshire and London |
Probably too many to mention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A female friend's mum
Also my best friend's mum, she walked in on me and a few others in one of the bedrooms at a little party to use the en suite..one of the first things she saw facing her was me naked getting a bj haha..she kept saying sorry walking to and from the bathroom haha |
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"The window cleaner. "
So many times in my old ground floor apartment x p |
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My sons football manager, he keeps sending cock pics ever since hoping I will invite him round xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friends mum has haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbour who lives behind me. She saw me while I walked up to the window naked. My fault I guess. |
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By *azza12Man
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
My aunty when I left the bedroom door open |
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Sister in-law .. she was hesitant to stay or go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was fucking an MPs daughter in a stranger's house (or the son of the owner's house at least) he randomly walked in on us. Tbh, it probably didn't matter to him or me cos we were strangers to each other, he did disrupt the vibe though. But a very nice house! |
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Was staying in apartment with Brazilian female friend, she was finishing a shower and I was waiting to begin when her sister arrived. She saw me stark naked, was unfazed and spoke with her sister who I could see drying herself in the bathroom. She continually looked at and I could feel my cock getting a semi. As she left ten minutes later she commented and smiled as she passed by. My friend translated the conversation afterwards and told me she was hoping to see how big I would get so she could see how much her little sister had been having. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I caught my daughters friend peeking through the bathroom door a couple of years ago while I was getting out of the shower.
I pretended I hadn't noticed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I was staying at a caravan with my sister and her boyfriend. There was a knock at the door and I went into her room. She jumped out her bed with he most beautiful hairy pussy I had seen at the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex mother on law walked in my bedroom as I was drying myself after a shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ex mother on law walked in my bedroom as I was drying myself after a shower "
Well she was a lucky lady |
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Probably everyone who's ever lived opposite me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ex mother on law walked in my bedroom as I was drying myself after a shower "
Had the exact same thing happen to me too, Mr. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ex mother on law walked in my bedroom as I was drying myself after a shower
Had the exact same thing happen to me too, Mr. "
If your mother in law is half as hot as your wife then that must have been mind blowing |
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We played a couple's game of ring of fire over the weekend where the guys were standing naked and could only drink with their left hand |
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Mother in law still have a memory wank from time to time |
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"My son when he was 26. Not sure who screamed the loudest."
lucky son
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Window Cleaner while I was getting a bj from a Fab lady friend... that will teach me not to draw the curtains during a daytime meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With a woman I shouldn't have been with at home for my aunt to walk in xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone who has looked at my profile! |
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"Where do I start! "
whoopsie! lol
I was semi naked (top half) in the dentist surgery where I was a nurse, getting out of my civvies into my surgery clothes and the dentist came walking in without knocking |
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By *f86Man
over a year ago
Clacton-on-sea |
Mum has seen me naked a few times |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
There may of been the time I accidentally mooned my friend's mother
Oops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The woman next door and her daughter, she’s 17, and they were nosing over the fence into my living room |
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Got up for work the worse for the week end opened the door walked along entrance about 30 meters completely naked got into van postman stood in amazement realize what's going on and walk back nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The woman next door and her daughter, she’s 17, and they were nosing over the fence into my living room "
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"My mother in law,
And a few years ago my stepdaughter"
Sounds like the beginning of a Pornhub video |
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Nobody. If someone's seen me naked.... its because I wanted them to  |
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"They guy that came to clean the private hot tub in the posh hotel we were staying at.
To be fair he came early!"
I bet he did! |
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over a year ago
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"They guy that came to clean the private hot tub in the posh hotel we were staying at.
To be fair he came early!
I bet he did!"
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I find it so funny that you English people get so embarrassed when naked around family members I think everyone’s seen their whole family naked in Sweden different cultures hey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cleaner of a hotel room on holiday. She always smiled at me around the complex after that. |
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Oh god..where to start.
When my wife and I started dating, numerous family members walked on on us ball deep more than once.
I (male) once had a incident with a lady freind where her ex walked in the house to pick up something for their kids. Thankfully I got my boxers on fast and she went mental on him for just walking in.
My wife got caught with her hands down another woman's pants by staff in a pub once.
The worst that "could" have happened though was when we went to see freinds and a 4 sum started. All getting down to it when the other couples eldest came home and tried to get through the front door (which lead directly in to the living room where we all where).
Thankfully their lock was on and the door wouldnt open and we all sat their in silence waiting for them to leave.
But yeah, that could have been awful for them and us. I dont wanna tell some young fella why I'm balls deep in his mum whist his dads getting a blowy from my missus.
Ahh who cares. Could be dead tomorrow so live in the moment.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh god..where to start.
When my wife and I started dating, numerous family members walked on on us ball deep more than once.
I (male) once had a incident with a lady freind where her ex walked in the house to pick up something for their kids. Thankfully I got my boxers on fast and she went mental on him for just walking in.
My wife got caught with her hands down another woman's pants by staff in a pub once.
The worst that "could" have happened though was when we went to see freinds and a 4 sum started. All getting down to it when the other couples eldest came home and tried to get through the front door (which lead directly in to the living room where we all where).
Thankfully their lock was on and the door wouldnt open and we all sat their in silence waiting for them to leave.
But yeah, that could have been awful for them and us. I dont wanna tell some young fella why I'm balls deep in his mum whist his dads getting a blowy from my missus.
Ahh who cares. Could be dead tomorrow so live in the moment.
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My step-daughter!
Mind you, she was topless so she couldn't moan lol
It was a late night bathroom/landing confrontation! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One of my mums friends. I was home alone and she has a front door key in case of emergencies, but she came to drop something off. So I had the bathroom door closed and never heard her come in, so as I was walking across the landing she was stood at the bottom of the stairs…..and had a direct view |
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"My step-daughter!
Mind you, she was topless so she couldn't moan lol
It was a late night bathroom/landing confrontation! "
No offence, but you do sound quite proud of this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dog |
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Sister in law. A number of times
Nothing dodgy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love been naked so I don’t mind who’s seen my flesh |
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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago
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Cant be certain but the niece (20 ish) of the B&B owner of where I was staying, I came back after a heavy night drinking and must have forgot to close door fully and when I woke up the door was half open with me stark naked on bed with no covers.
She would have to have walked past my room to leave and the poor girl must have been scarred for life
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant be certain but the niece (20 ish) of the B&B owner of where I was staying, I came back after a heavy night drinking and must have forgot to close door fully and when I woke up the door was half open with me stark naked on bed with no covers.
She would have to have walked past my room to leave and the poor girl must have been scarred for life
Mr"
Oh I’d of totally peaked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant be certain but the niece (20 ish) of the B&B owner of where I was staying, I came back after a heavy night drinking and must have forgot to close door fully and when I woke up the door was half open with me stark naked on bed with no covers.
She would have to have walked past my room to leave and the poor girl must have been scarred for life
Mr"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The cleaner of a hotel room on holiday. She always smiled at me around the complex after that."
Those poor cleaners, they must get a right eye full.. |
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"My step-daughter!
Mind you, she was topless so she couldn't moan lol
It was a late night bathroom/landing confrontation!
No offence, but you do sound quite proud of this "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More work colleagues than I can count |
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"More work colleagues than I can count "
Any vacancies going ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More work colleagues than I can count
Any vacancies going ? "
Haha hospital staff changing rooms are very small! |
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Hmm I was never destined for a career in medicine but big respect to all of you that do - these days especially |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
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Hotel reception and some guests many moons a go, came back to hotel after a good afternoon session(I was in the RN) fell a sleep, thought I herd a knock on the door, went out to see no-one, then bang door shut, I had to go down to reception and get there attention, was funny in the lift with this older woman(think I was early 20s) as if remember she was trying not to look but was, couldn't muster a hard on as to much to drink, but have to laugh thinking back,oh! When we were young and in a Blue suit |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
Hotel reception and some guests many moons a go, came back to hotel after a good afternoon session(I was in the RN) fell a sleep, thought I herd a knock on the door, went out to see no-one, then bang door shut, I had to go down to reception and get there attention, was funny in the lift with this older woman(think I was early 20s) as if remember she was trying not to look but was, couldn't muster a hard on as to much to drink, but have to laugh thinking back,oh! When we were young and in a Blue suit let alone a Birthday suit |
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over a year ago
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My sons friend. I came out of the bathroom naked and didn't know they were home. |
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I don't get the big deal about nudity.
Lots of people have probably seen me naked at various times.
If everyone was less uptight about it and nudity wasn't sexualised, it would be so much better. |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't get the big deal about nudity.
Lots of people have probably seen me naked at various times.
If everyone was less uptight about it and nudity wasn't sexualised, it would be so much better."
Agreed 100 percent |
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over a year ago
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Your mum |
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