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over a year ago
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carpenter here ?? |
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over a year ago
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Consultant Engineer |
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over a year ago
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I work in care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Metallurgist and Corrosion Engineer |
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over a year ago
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System Engineer |
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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago
Cambridgeshire |
Bicycle Mechanic and Specialist |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Mechanical Design Engineer - Automotive.
But currently a Lateral Flow Tester. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I told you, I'd have to kill you  |
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over a year ago
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Nurse and sparky |
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over a year ago
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Decorator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mechanical technician/Hairdresser |
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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
I work with vulnerable adults. |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
Retail worker, not exactly a profession as such but still here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Customer Service Assistant |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Dick workshop foreman
Me, cook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hubby is a Labourer and I left working in care homes for the elderly in 2018 to go back to college, I have just finished my 3rd year, and met my conditions to start another 3 years studying my Uni degree in September to gain my Ba Learning difficulties/disabilities x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hospital porter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work my ticket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Television and electronics engineer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work for Sydney University  "
So... you interested in peer reviewing my essays? |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Retired … ish
Was commercial manager in energy industry |
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Operations Manager Facilities Management |
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Him: company owner - app development
Her: advertising manager |
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By *ucelleCouple
over a year ago
Bishops Stortford |
I told my mother I play piano in a whore house, I couldn’t face telling her I’m an accountant |
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By *manaWoman
over a year ago
Basingstoke |
Hopefully a forensic psychologist soon enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farmer |
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Security engineer by day evil creator of kinky sex toys yes not fifty shades of shite more like Dulux I always say when I die I shall roll up at the gates of hell and kick him off my chair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plasterer specialising in cob and lime building's.. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
Discretionary obfuscator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Classified |
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Architectural repigmentation specialist!!!
Painter  |
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What you should have said was .... tell me your profession without telling me your profession ....
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Breast Care Support Worker & Family History Co-Ordinator |
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Before lockdown: professional football manager
After lockdown: border force agent |
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Reflexologist and Reikki Practitioner and studying to teach Meditation |
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By *olo_89Couple
over a year ago
Kettering |
Building surveyor/risk management surveyor and C works in health care |
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Ex soldier, now work in specialised recruitment |
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By *osineCouple
over a year ago
Weston-Super-Mare |
Bus driver and business owner/music manager |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gynaecologist. Before i was a Genealogist. Instead of looking up the family tree, i now look up the family bush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retired headteacher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chartered Accountant
Also cross-qualified as a solicitor ( but don't do this for work!) |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
Own business selling motorcycle parts. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
" carpenter here ??"
Why? |
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Female half pokes needles in people.
make half plays with a laptop and investigates stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bone doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" carpenter here ??"
A carpenter/ joiner is a trade not a profession. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chartered Accountant
Also cross-qualified as a solicitor ( but don't do this for work!)"
So you have two degrees and have undertaken both professional entry exams at 35?
Very impressive! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surgeon mostly dealing with apertations ( tree surgeon) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Electrical engineer
Photographer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NHS  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Systems Engineer, NHS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chartered Accountant
Also cross-qualified as a solicitor ( but don't do this for work!)
So you have two degrees and have undertaken both professional entry exams at 35?
Very impressive!"
I undertook an accounting and finance degree, got onto a grad scheme with one of the big 4 left 6 years in to work in industry and then self-funded my law conversion and lpc |
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By *halMan
over a year ago
North West |
“Company leader to identify Baker Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jorgensen, Danforth, Berry, Krakauer confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Talk to me, Johnny....” |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
My own boss Twirling spanner’s & more recently laptops on anything two wheeled. Last week something from 64 that needed Whitworth spanner’s this week something from 2019 that needed Windows 10. 
Keeps me out of mischief
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Chartered Accountant
Also cross-qualified as a solicitor ( but don't do this for work!)
So you have two degrees and have undertaken both professional entry exams at 35?
Very impressive!
I undertook an accounting and finance degree, got onto a grad scheme with one of the big 4 left 6 years in to work in industry and then self-funded my law conversion and lpc"
VERY impressive! |
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By *halMan
over a year ago
North West |
Dietitian/Nutritionist |
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" carpenter here ??
A carpenter/ joiner is a trade not a profession."
He's a professional worker in the medium of wood |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
" carpenter here ??
A carpenter/ joiner is a trade not a profession.
He's a professional worker in the medium of wood "
(Insert wood joke) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NHS "
As a surgeon, nurse, CEO, paramedic, or cleaner? |
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" Dietitian/Nutritionist "
Which one? You can only say you're a dietician if state registered, it's a protected professional name  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" carpenter here ??
A carpenter/ joiner is a trade not a profession.
He's a professional worker in the medium of wood "
Those in the trade always use timber. Wood is for DIYers ..........insert joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Airline Pilot.
Lots of time on my hands these days and no fun hotel meets anymore. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Airline Pilot.
Lots of time on my hands these days and no fun hotel meets anymore."
Feel for you bro........ |
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By *halMan
over a year ago
North West |
" Dietitian/Nutritionist
Which one? You can only say you're a dietician if state registered, it's a protected professional name "
I’m a registered Dietitian for my sins and a qualified nutritionist also...... |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
An actual genuine Photographer
Guess what?I also have a studio and camera and actually know how to use it.
Surpise!!! |
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" Dietitian/Nutritionist
Which one? You can only say you're a dietician if state registered, it's a protected professional name
I’m a registered Dietitian for my sins and a qualified nutritionist also......"
Excellent stuff, as I'm sure you are aware, a lot claim to be dieticians when they are not |
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I believe the question was “what is your profession “ Yes I know I am paraphrasing however my unabridged version had the same number of keystrokes - so much for shorthand.
A profession is different from an occupation or a job. It has a specific meaning. This is not elitism, just fact. Some of the most successful (richest) people on the planet are not ‘ a professional ‘
I am sure I will be corrected but are the following
Members of professional institutes
Musk, Gates, The Amazon chap, Branson
There is a huge difference between successful/ rich and a member of a profession - That is a professional
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By *halMan
over a year ago
North West |
" Dietitian/Nutritionist
Which one? You can only say you're a dietician if state registered, it's a protected professional name
I’m a registered Dietitian for my sins and a qualified nutritionist also......
Excellent stuff, as I'm sure you are aware, a lot claim to be dieticians when they are not "
Either you are a qualified Dietitian or you ain’t....( and I’m not talking about a day course you can buy on the internet!!!)
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Ex aircraft engineer, now try to make higher education professors look intelligent when they can't find the On button for their projectors... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe the question was “what is your profession “ Yes I know I am paraphrasing however my unabridged version had the same number of keystrokes - so much for shorthand.
A profession is different from an occupation or a job. It has a specific meaning. This is not elitism, just fact. Some of the most successful (richest) people on the planet are not ‘ a professional ‘
I am sure I will be corrected but are the following
Members of professional institutes
Musk, Gates, The Amazon chap, Branson
There is a huge difference between successful/ rich and a member of a profession - That is a professional
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Dont start that argument
It's only been a week since the last one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ex aircraft engineer, now try to make higher education professors look intelligent when they can't find the On button for their projectors... "
I’m an ex aircraft engineer too
Then I installed toilets for 17 years before retiring aged 49. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chartered surveyor "
RICS? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Weekdays I’m in Customer Service
Weekends I’m a Logistic Supply Specialist in the Army reserves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I test sex toys... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Process Development Engineer working in composites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I test sex toys..."
Sounds like a fun job. Assuming they are any good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Logistics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lorry driver. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sell hand sanitizer......been a tough year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Electronics. |
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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago
Blackburn |
Self employed Electrician.
I offer a naked service to fellow fabbers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Social Care Assistant |
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Hgv driver .wife I T coordinator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Digital marketer for a charity |
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Naughty boy locker upper. (Miss) |
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Therapist, recently retired Nurse Manager - her...factory engineer - Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doctor - and I thought there would be more on here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Palaeontologist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lorry Driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carpenter here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ex military now in health sector.
Leisure industry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Palaeontologist "
I wanted to be a Palaeontologist when I was younger. Before Jurassic park came out. Then Jurassic park made it seem even more exciting and then I realised I wasn’t clever enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 product owner (I think)
1 software engineer |
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Sex Inspector, North West division |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Few jobs
Death doula. Community carer. Cleaner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Transponster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massage therapist |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Transponster "
That's not even a word |
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Company owner and property developer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plasterer but I dont work as I retired at 41. Passive income has been my career the last few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Transporter, Delivery driver, amateur porn producer and personal assistant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porn Star |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Porn Star "
ops.....typo .....
Worn Tar layer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personal trainer and nurse |
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over a year ago
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Vagina designer |
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By *ob P44Man
over a year ago
Bridgewater |
Some fab answers on here! I work for a blue light Agency |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lawyer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pharmacy technician |
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"1 product owner (I think)
1 software engineer"
Ah the two banes of my life as a designer. I’m assuming I would class as one of the banes of yours too haha. |
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By *mc1122Man
over a year ago
fermoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mechanic mot tester tea boy dogs body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Assistant Management Accountant for a retail company. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iam not a gynaecologist
But I'll have a fucking good look x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chilled out entertainer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Machine operator |
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Well my title in my new role is, Technical Business Development Manager.
Feck knows what that means!
;-) |
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Self defence combat instructor & archaeologist - will let you decide which is which |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iam not a gynaecologist
But I'll have a fucking good look x"
Ahah not sure you know how traumatic it could be after a year of looking between women legs every day!! Remember they don’t all look pretty pink tight little things
Ps trigger warning it’s only a light joke between men… if you feel offended by my comment please see section 66 on my profile and leave me your phone number I will contact you as soon as possible. The line might be very busy soon |
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Slating contractor, specialising in natural slate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mad Scientist- no it’s true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Self defence combat instructor & archaeologist - will let you decide which is which "
Is that related? Did you ever found someone dead killed by self defence combatant? |
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I write the bollocks online that people don't fact check  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Research and development.... for the biscuit industry and a self employed entrepreneur/ web designer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Air con fixer. |
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Smother me and allow me to die with the world's biggest smile on my face! |
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By *orwidMan
over a year ago
heywood |
Retired bank manager…. Yuk !! |
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I get to shot stuff and blow thing's up is the best way to describe it lol. |
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