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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Hi guys. Umm...this is a little embarrassing. I was expecting things to open up next week and so I didn't top up my face mask stock. It's not worth buying a whole pack just for another month.
So now that I'm running out, I was wondering if someone could lend me their vagina to cover my face with for the next few weeks. I promise to return it by the 19th of July.
Ta muchly
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I cant lend you my vag as i need it for stuff and things, but youre welcome to borrow my pussy pump! It'll give you lovely plump lips just dont pump your tongue  "
I think you've mistaken me for someone who runs a budget cosmetic surgery. The pump will be quite handy when I kick off that business venture. I can give natural points on the cheap.
When I first read your message, I thought you said you wanted your vag to stuff things into it  |
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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I cant lend you my vag as i need it for stuff and things, but youre welcome to borrow my pussy pump! It'll give you lovely plump lips just dont pump your tongue
I think you've mistaken me for someone who runs a budget cosmetic surgery. The pump will be quite handy when I kick off that business venture. I can give natural points on the cheap.
When I first read your message, I thought you said you wanted your vag to stuff things into it "
Doh! I meant natural POUTS |
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