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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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the ego is in the room..aarrgghh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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That is def a lie lool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
the ego is in the room..aarrgghh "
Ego ??
Holy shit , that whoosh noise is obviously the joke going over your head , it's everything most the ladies dislike in reverse , hence the smiley halo 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn those naughty horny ladies..just block them if I was you!!! 
They just create new accounts
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nothing else for it..you're gonna have to delete ur account |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damn those naughty horny ladies..just block them if I was you!!!
They just create new accounts
nothing else for it..you're gonna have to delete ur account "
Problem is I gave out my number and address and they turn up all the time and phone me whist touching themselves and groaning down the phone  |
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Yeah, I see you've been deleting my messages... How very DARE you not want to shag me! I couldn't care less if I'm not your type or what you're looking for. I have God-given entitlement to get a shag from every single person I message! You're clearly a fake and a time-waster! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
the ego is in the room..aarrgghh
Ego ??
Holy shit , that whoosh noise is obviously the joke going over your head , it's everything most the ladies dislike in reverse , hence the smiley halo
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and the laughing face i put at the end obviously went over yours lmao
i have been joining in with you on this no hurtfulness meant. I could see where you were coming from when you started the thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sowwy. I'll stop sending the messages.
I thought I'd already block you after that last batch of pictures you sent me ?  "
Yes but I still have the 3 other stalking accounts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, I see you've been deleting my messages... How very DARE you not want to shag me! I couldn't care less if I'm not your type or what you're looking for. I have God-given entitlement to get a shag from every single person I message! You're clearly a fake and a time-waster!
- VincentandAmy. x"
And probably a woman pretending to be a single man just to get attention!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn those naughty horny ladies..just block them if I was you!!!
They just create new accounts
nothing else for it..you're gonna have to delete ur account
Problem is I gave out my number and address and they turn up all the time and phone me whist touching themselves and groaning down the phone "
perhaps hire all the other single guys on here and you could have a big ol gangbang! .. or make you phone line into a premium rate number? Good little side line |
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"Yeah, I see you've been deleting my messages... How very DARE you not want to shag me! I couldn't care less if I'm not your type or what you're looking for. I have God-given entitlement to get a shag from every single person I message! You're clearly a fake and a time-waster!
- VincentandAmy. x
And probably a woman pretending to be a single man just to get attention!!!!"
Yep, wanna bombard him with abusive messages in the bizarre hope that he'll change his mind and jump into our vaginas? XD x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Isn't it just terrible when you're on a swingers site and you get women sending you messages complimenting you on your male anatomy and asking you for sex? Honestly, what on earth is the world coming to?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah, I see you've been deleting my messages... How very DARE you not want to shag me! I couldn't care less if I'm not your type or what you're looking for. I have God-given entitlement to get a shag from every single person I message! You're clearly a fake and a time-waster!
- VincentandAmy. x"
It clearly states on my profile no face pic your message gets deleted , once I've seen one pair of tits I've seen them all .
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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OMG! I cant believe you have basically named and shamed me!
How rude are you???! Im never messaging single men cos they all reckon theyre gods gift and wouldnt be looked at twice walking down the street!
I mean come onnnnn who would want to lower their standars for a lovely toned torso like yours???!
Pffft sod ya! Im off to create a profile as a single man now and see if I get better responses
P.s. all of the above was tongue in cheek (aka a joke) |
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"Yeah, I see you've been deleting my messages... How very DARE you not want to shag me! I couldn't care less if I'm not your type or what you're looking for. I have God-given entitlement to get a shag from every single person I message! You're clearly a fake and a time-waster!
- VincentandAmy. x
It clearly states on my profile no face pic your message gets deleted , once I've seen one pair of tits I've seen them all .
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Pfft, as if I read profiles. I just look at the pics.
- VincentandAmy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want to meet or not ? I have winked at you four times ."
Wink at least 10 times then send a friend request.
No need to mail him, he's clearly gagging for it, just playing hard to get.
Try a tit pic next to a cream bun for size effect.
If that doesn't work, bombard him with one line/ whiny/ desperate messages asking why he won't drive 7 hours to shag you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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Can you just wait a while till I've downloaded your picture
**Nips to Staples for A2 printer and laminator** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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I am at work and bored, your post had me actually LOL my resident just asked me what I was laughing at. !! Ty for making me giggle
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By (user no longer on site)
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Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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Put a polo neck on then if it bothers you that much .You do all you can to attract the woman then they respond you moan like hell .
And in other topics woman say they don't send mails first hmmm
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"Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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Put a polo neck on then if it bothers you that much .You do all you can to attract the woman then they respond you moan like hell .
And in other topics woman say they don't send mails first hmmm
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Who got out of bed on the wrong side lol.
Some of us are quite enjoying the view are we not girls ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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Put a polo neck on then if it bothers you that much .You do all you can to attract the woman then they respond you moan like hell .
And in other topics woman say they don't send mails first hmmm
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I'm only on this site for the forums , I've no interest in any sexy ladies trying to meet me, I post public nude and suggestive photos for my own gratification and not for others to enjoy or look at .
And I'm certainly not impressed by Belgian buns next to breast or my pet hate .... Sky controls between your breasts ladies !!! tut tut
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like such a hard life all these ladies throwing themselves at you...there was me thinking this was a sex website...what do you want them to say to you???maybe your on the wrong site!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounds like such a hard life all these ladies throwing themselves at you...there was me thinking this was a sex website...what do you want them to say to you???maybe your on the wrong site!! "
Just want to be left alone, every time I post in the forum someone feels the need to reply ? !
Not easy being me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway "
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing |
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"Woke up this morning and checked some of my 875 messages , had one asking me to go to a house and have a gangbang with 10 ladies ! Seriously it clearly states on my profile I'm only after MFFFFFFFF situations .
I'm going to update my status to say I've had enough of this site and I'm leaving , I would be disgusted if any ladies messaged me saying "don't go, we aren't all the same" , "it's only a few bad single ladies"
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Put a polo neck on then if it bothers you that much .You do all you can to attract the woman then they respond you moan like hell .
And in other topics woman say they don't send mails first hmmm
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I'm only on this site for the forums , I've no interest in any sexy ladies trying to meet me, I post public nude and suggestive photos for my own gratification and not for others to enjoy or look at .
And I'm certainly not impressed by Belgian buns next to breast or my pet hate .... Sky controls between your breasts ladies !!! tut tut
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the sky remote one was rather tasteful i thought ! i thought my nipples being that hard they could channels on it was rather impressive myself ...pmsl ! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing "
The OP was so obviously a joke , i was basically turning things on there head , taking the mick out of us blokes for our efforts and what some perceive to be our god given right to any lady on this site cos its a sex site, also have a little laugh at the ladies who contradict what this site is about .
This guy has ,in my opinion just looked at the OP and not read the rest to find out its a joke , seems to be the way in the forums, your having a laugh and someone comes along and spoils the party , so I'll take my party hat off and stomp my feet for a wee bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing "
Thought it was quite funny |
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing
Thought it was quite funny "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Damn....Ive been rumbled
"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing
The OP was so obviously a joke , i was basically turning things on there head , taking the mick out of us blokes for our efforts and what some perceive to be our god given right to any lady on this site cos its a sex site, also have a little laugh at the ladies who contradict what this site is about .
This guy has ,in my opinion just looked at the OP and not read the rest to find out its a joke , seems to be the way in the forums, your having a laugh and someone comes along and spoils the party , so I'll take my party hat off and stomp my feet for a wee bit "
i've been here long enough to recognise an ironic thread from a serious one and as i said, i thought it was amusing
even the comment in question made me laugh but then i thought about the poor fella it was aimed at and the doubt it may cast in some peoples heads
that's why i thought it was a bit naughty
i am far from being bereft of humour, but i just thought that, in particular, was a bit below the belt as a stand alone comment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and livelysoul thanks for the private message but I don't believe you could give me a better blow job than any woman on the planet but cheers anyway
am not saying that the guy in question did or didn't send you a private message, but either way, this particular post is a bit naughty
shame, cos the rest of the thread was pretty amusing
The OP was so obviously a joke , i was basically turning things on there head , taking the mick out of us blokes for our efforts and what some perceive to be our god given right to any lady on this site cos its a sex site, also have a little laugh at the ladies who contradict what this site is about .
This guy has ,in my opinion just looked at the OP and not read the rest to find out its a joke , seems to be the way in the forums, your having a laugh and someone comes along and spoils the party , so I'll take my party hat off and stomp my feet for a wee bit
i've been here long enough to recognise an ironic thread from a serious one and as i said, i thought it was amusing
even the comment in question made me laugh but then i thought about the poor fella it was aimed at and the doubt it may cast in some peoples heads
that's why i thought it was a bit naughty
i am far from being bereft of humour, but i just thought that, in particular, was a bit below the belt as a stand alone comment "
I've seen a lot of your posts , you always make sense and I can fully take on board what your saying about the post , I just wish people would read the entire thread before they make comments , guess a lesson learned for me and him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
the ego is in the room..aarrgghh "
Well if it wasn't before, it certainly is now Just block women like I do and then just look for them when you want a fuck, or if you need any housework or owt doing. That's what I do anyway, sorry ladies but otherwise I wouldn't have time to spend half of my day looking in the mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so I don't usually moan but this situation is getting out of control .
I'm opening my messages and all I'm getting from the ladies is "you fancy a fuck ?" or "nice cock ?" and every message has a tits picture attached to it ?
Some ladies are even claiming to be part of a couple but its so plainly obvious from the profile they are just single ladies trying there luck .
It's becoming ridiculous
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this isn't even funny!!! Its bloody hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Haha! This thread is still making me laugh. Brilliant.
And to those of you who believe the OP woke up to 875 messages this morning and is moaning about it, really?!
*sends a few more winks and suggestive messages to up4fun* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha! This thread is still making me laugh. Brilliant.
And to those of you who believe the OP woke up to 875 messages this morning and is moaning about it, really?!
*sends a few more winks and suggestive messages to up4fun* "
I was only moaning about the 872 that you sent me , the other 3 where party invites in the North of Scotland which I will not be attending as I live in London.
and if you keep sending me tit pics,don't care what new angle it's taken from,I will be forced to threaten to block you but not actually block you .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha! This thread is still making me laugh. Brilliant.
And to those of you who believe the OP woke up to 875 messages this morning and is moaning about it, really?!
*sends a few more winks and suggestive messages to up4fun*
I was only moaning about the 872 that you sent me , the other 3 where party invites in the North of Scotland which I will not be attending as I live in London.
and if you keep sending me tit pics,don't care what new angle it's taken from,I will be forced to threaten to block you but not actually block you .
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It's a sex site ffs! You're obviously gagging for it so stop playing hard to get and get yer kit off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Haha! This thread is still making me laugh. Brilliant.
And to those of you who believe the OP woke up to 875 messages this morning and is moaning about it, really?!
*sends a few more winks and suggestive messages to up4fun*
I was only moaning about the 872 that you sent me , the other 3 where party invites in the North of Scotland which I will not be attending as I live in London.
and if you keep sending me tit pics,don't care what new angle it's taken from,I will be forced to threaten to block you but not actually block you .
It's a sex site ffs! You're obviously gagging for it so stop playing hard to get and get yer kit off! "
Being highly sexed ,always online,searching profiles for hours and hours , posting 5 meets one after the other ,does not mean i am gagging for it thank you
And if you cared to look at my profile you would see I'm very shy and like to get to know people 1st before i take any clothes off,even then it would be with the lights off
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"It's a sex site ffs! You're obviously gagging for it so stop playing hard to get and get yer kit off! "
"Being highly sexed ,always online,searching profiles for hours and hours , posting 5 meets one after the other ,does not mean i am gagging for it thank you
And if you cared to look at my profile you would see I'm very shy"
Yes I can see from your photos how shy and retiring you are, and how nervous you are about taking your clothes off. I even checked your photos several times, just to be sure.
"and like to get to know people 1st before i take any clothes off,even then it would be with the lights off
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Having the lights out would mean having to get to know you by touch. I could live with that. It'd be a hardship but I could manage.
Where's the smiley with the suggestive wiggly eyebrows?
So, turn the lights off and get yer kit off!! |
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