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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies .
1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning.
( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)"
im sure you need 3, one for the bedroom  |
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"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ... "
This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ...
This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol"
Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL.
IT SAYS IM JOKING .
Thing is, it just isn't funny.
Why not ?
We read the whole post, after all there isn't much.
It isn't funny."
Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ...
This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol
Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck "
I'll help you build your truck and we can ride it on the high way to hell .
And stop off at the odd truck stop on the way . |
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"Ooooo can I have 3 men please, one to do the welding, one to strip the engine and one to massage me whilst I oversee the whole operation? Applicants must look good wearing just a navy boiler suit tied at the waist and one must wear his _aseball cap on backwards ...
This would probably do, too, though I prefer my take lol
Lol ... I'll have the poor ones who can help build my truck "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. |
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"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum. "
Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum.
Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming. "
A girl winked me last week. After just X5 messages I “miraculously” managed to piss her off. I still don’t know I managed it. Just an expert wanker I guess!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum.
Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming. "
Your the 1 that's taken offence where none is intended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL.
IT SAYS IM JOKING .
Thing is, it just isn't funny.
Why not ?
We read the whole post, after all there isn't much.
It isn't funny.
Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ?"
Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL.
IT SAYS IM JOKING .
Thing is, it just isn't funny.
Why not ?
We read the whole post, after all there isn't much.
It isn't funny.
Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ?
Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. "
I take it your not a chubby brown fan as well |
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"....why is this poor man being lambasted? He was just trying to make people laugh on the off chance that he might get laid. Same as everyone else in this forum.
Because you just can't help some people, they have to feel offended just for the sake of being offended. I can see a huge snowflake storm coming.
Your the 1 that's taken offence where none is intended."
Where did I say I took offence, OP? All I did was turn the tables around. You need to be prepared for all sorts of replies when posting on a public forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm loving this thread being male who is
A.. A welder by trade
B.. Self employed as a handyman
Not sure about welding in just a boiler suit would need a welding mask and gloves as well lol |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies .
1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning.
( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)"
Can I have three , apparently I need one full time just to close the fridge door and put the toilet seat back down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL.
IT SAYS IM JOKING .
Thing is, it just isn't funny.
Why not ?
We read the whole post, after all there isn't much.
It isn't funny.
Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ?
Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism.
I take it your not a chubby brown fan as well "
Making a lot of assumptions here. I didn’t express any personal opinions. Just explained the obvious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies .
1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning.
( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)
Are uniforms provided or do you wish them to be naked?."
Totally optional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.  
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx
Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for "
Which position do you recommend? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am looking for 3 men: one to chauffer me around and wine and dine me, one to pay for expensive holidays, diamonds and pearls and 1 to be kept at home as my sex toy and a naked handyman in one.
How about that, OP?
Maybe you have just found what your looking for.
What, in just one? Nah, that's not possible, that person would not last more than a week
The Welsh man can do anything
Shame that Welshman is so far away!
This Welshman is closer xx
Still more than 1h drive though, unfortunately. But it all depends on which position you are applying for
Which position do you recommend? xxx
It's up to you . Though I do have high expectations for all applicants"
Oh so do I xxx |
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"Most people have not bothered to read the post in FULL.
IT SAYS IM JOKING .
Thing is, it just isn't funny.
Why not ?
We read the whole post, after all there isn't much.
It isn't funny.
Well people cant please everyone on fab can they ?
Sexism is a rather outdated form of humour in a similar way to racism. "
Very true.
Sad really. |
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"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021  "
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
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Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies .
1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning.
( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)"
You need another lady to take the children to school and pick them up. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi ladies, I'm looking for 2 ladies .
1 for cooking and 1 for cleaning.
( I'm only joking just want to make people smile)
You need another lady to take the children to school and pick them up. Lol. "
OP here , its seems I'm in enough trouble here with out asking for that as well lol. |
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"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees ."
Some people would get offended no matter what. Though the thread could have gone somewhat different if you asked for 2 ladies, one to suck your cock while the other sits on your face. Or some similar scenario- then you'd only be called "greedy" and "sexist" probably, lol. |
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"I'm loving this thread being male who is
A.. A welder by trade
B.. Self employed as a handyman
Not sure about welding in just a boiler suit would need a welding mask and gloves as well lol"
The bird in flash dance was welding in just a boiler suit with only a little leotard underneath...Just saying  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Still waiting for the punchline "
I'm sure that if you listened to Lou Reed, The Beatles and David Bowie you might come up with one!
Clue: think of the Rolling Stones and the line "you can't always get what you want..." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Misogyny, alive and kicking in 2021
Swingers, what a lovely bunch of the least judgmental people ever... OP meant it as a joke (granted, not in the best taste, but still a joke). Why is nobody attacking my replies on here? I very much stereotyped men in my posts.
Thanks for your support it's a shame even when its pointed out some people can't see the woods for the trees .
Some people would get offended no matter what. Though the thread could have gone somewhat different if you asked for 2 ladies, one to suck your cock while the other sits on your face. Or some similar scenario- then you'd only be called "greedy" and "sexist" probably, lol. "
Thanks I'll give that ago tomorrow ( watch this space lol ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is funnier than it should have been
R
Finally, somebody with a sense of humour! "
OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ? |
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"This thread is funnier than it should have been
R
Finally, somebody with a sense of humour!
OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ?"
Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers
R
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This thread is funnier than it should have been
R
Finally, somebody with a sense of humour!
OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ?
Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers
R
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is funnier than it should have been
R
Finally, somebody with a sense of humour!
OP here , maybe I should have posted it on Sunday funday ?
Post it any day you like. Fuck the party poopers
R
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Shame there are6 more people on fab like you and I love your profile, I've sent you a friend request I hope you dont mind ? X. |
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