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Odd insertions in tuppences!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On here so far I've seen cans in women's bufters and marrows in there too, nothing would surprise me anymore!
I'm just waiting to see an oil drum or something up there or Rod Hull and Emu's feet sticking out of one next (I wouldnt rule out Bernie Clifton protruding from the anus too in his instance!)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did see a woman sitting on the gear stick of her car once."
If its the one I'm thinking of, its a truck not a car and she's messaged me a few times (Seriously). My responses have always been rather 'neutral' though!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seen one (once or thrice) with an aerosol can up there....it SURE did look the part!! "
Haha, not SURE if brand placement is allowed on the forums to be honest  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was it the bottle or the French loaf that worried you?"
Neither its the look of her empty vag that is gross.
I could get me head up there.
And is that a water mellon or what  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Believe it or not (and im not lying honest a god hehhe) - but once i saw a picture of a women actually with a willy inside her - now as a virgin and innocent man i am , i was shocked  |
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"Believe it or not (and im not lying honest a god hehhe) - but once i saw a picture of a women actually with a willy inside her - now as a virgin and innocent man i am , i was shocked "
Stay well away from carrie canyon then, or at least use a safety rope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did laugh at the episode of Benidorm where the swinging couple were talking about using the wifes vagina for smuggling things into prison for hubby.
The line 'well, i was the only man in d wing with a george foreman grill' will stick with me for some time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I did laugh at the episode of Benidorm where the swinging couple were talking about using the wifes vagina for smuggling things into prison for hubby.
The line 'well, i was the only man in d wing with a george foreman grill' will stick with me for some time "
I thought they were supposed to be non-stick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know of a woman on the fetish scene who has a real thing for unusual insertions. One of her party tricks is having her husband fuck her with a baseball bat. I expect that's only at kink events though. It might not be well received at the family Crimble celebrations.
She's also done traffic cones and goodness knows what else.
I've done the aerosol can one myself (I actually think it was Sure too lol!). I was on holiday and hadn't taken any toys with me and I had the raging horn... |
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I've seen video's on another site of a woman using a baseball bat and another of a lady siting on a wooden bedknob on the end of her bed.
A lady I knew claimed the best thing apart from a cock she'd had in her was a corn on the cob, loved the ripples apparantly.
My own strangest experience was a lady who was giving me a BJ, and moving herself, I thought she was going to straddle me in the normal way, when next second she's put half my size 12 foot in her, much nicer than a pair of slippers...lol |
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Oh gawd.. The bed post and egg plant also..
I did once see a guy put a ten inch wire up his penis eye.. an a gourd up the botty. .. I did like to find interesting things on the internet people are very strange I have learnt alot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a guy in the US who can sit on a traffic cone"
Only in the US make ya laugh the yanks ha ha .......... Shuts up before he gets time out * zip *
* CReEpS rOunD cRyPt * -l- |
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