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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I like to think I'm very open mind, and will be willing to try must thing, which is way on a day in London.
I thought I'd pop into an adult cinema in soho. Well oh my god it was rank, there was a choice of gay or straight, not being into guys I went down stairs.
I thought that even if there was no females in there I could enjoy the porn and it might be horny to have a cheeky wank. But how wrong I was.
The first thing that hit me was the smell that will be with me till the day I die. Then porn was shockingly bad, and as I went to sit down I felt the seat. It was as this point I turned around and left for the nearest shower.
Are they all like this or did I just pick a bad one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asda are selling those 'decorators disposable paint suits' quite cheaply now - just a thought!
Although I'd wear something under it as its likely to stick to the seat when you try and get up! 
Sorry you had a bad time - id advise just getting some company and having a 'home cinema' experience!
Of hit a club with a cinema on site!!
Enjoy!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pmsl @jenni
Lmao and eweweweweweeee at the thread and poor op! Try bleach and if u go again take a face mask and towel! "
another reason why i advise carrying a flannel |
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No offence but I dont think anyone goes to an adult cinema to watch porn and have a wank. You can do that at home.
People go to this places for interaction and more usually it's filled with men who'll be gay, until a woman shows up.
And yes, they are always rank. It's part of the... "appeal" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No offence but I dont think anyone goes to an adult cinema to watch porn and have a wank. You can do that at home.
People go to this places for interaction and more usually it's filled with men who'll be gay, until a woman shows up.
And yes, they are always rank. It's part of the... "appeal""
It takes more then that to offend me .
I didn't go to wank, I went in the hope there would be woman there, wanking was my back up plan. I also just wanted to see what one was like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You'd think they would have wipe clean seats rather then material ones! 
Maybe they were wipe clean ones but no-one had ever wiped them. What you thought was fabric was just bum fluff stuck to the layers of goo....  "
Your text killed the boner your avatar gave me. It's a sad day. #halfmast |
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