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over a year ago
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Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks |
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"Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks"
 yeah yeah pull the other one lol you trying to tell us that at your age you only just found out about the biggest messenger service in world today - lol  |
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"Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks
yeah yeah pull the other one lol you trying to tell us that at your age you only just found out about the biggest messenger service in world today - lol "
Lol..
Actually I have just bought something called a web camera..Im not sure how it works though..do you need to have contacts on skype to make it work?...I would be grateful if there are any ladies between the ages of 40-50, medium build, dark hair, 38 c+ boobs, into dressing up and watersports who could help me get it working..
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"Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks
yeah yeah pull the other one lol you trying to tell us that at your age you only just found out about the biggest messenger service in world today - lol
Lol..
Actually I have just bought something called a web camera..Im not sure how it works though..do you need to have contacts on skype to make it work?...I would be grateful if there are any ladies between the ages of 40-50, medium build, dark hair, 38 c+ boobs, into dressing up and watersports who could help me get it working..
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I'm in Currys now, and they've got these things called computers, which the lad has turned on for me. If anyone can show me how to use it better, then you can fuck me as well. I'm in city centre now - has anyone else used one before? |
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"Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks"
N/A from us, as I am not droopy 
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"Hi a couple advised me to use this, i have downloaded it and i find it quite easy to use, shame i only have one contact lol, do any females or couples fancy drooping me the windows live addresses? x thanks"
A/S/L?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bugger the techy stuff. Can anyone show me how to get sticky doughnut residue off your cock
Come here ile help.... No wheres that Cilit Bang
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"Bang! And the dirt is gone!!"
(And a few layers of skin!!) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"bugger the techy stuff. Can anyone show me how to get sticky doughnut residue off your cock
Suck it off
That would be my suggestion too lol"
Next question - can someone show me how to suck my own cock? (I would also like to keep all my own ribs in place) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bugger the techy stuff. Can anyone show me how to get sticky doughnut residue off your cock
Suck it off
That would be my suggestion too lol
Next question - can someone show me how to suck my own cock? (I would also like to keep all my own ribs in place)"
1) aquire gardening shears
2) cut off cock
3) put cock in mouth.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"bugger the techy stuff. Can anyone show me how to get sticky doughnut residue off your cock
Suck it off
That would be my suggestion too lol
Next question - can someone show me how to suck my own cock? (I would also like to keep all my own ribs in place)
1) aquire gardening shears
2) cut off cock
3) put cock in mouth.
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think you may have stumbled into the wrong site Jenni. extremeperversions.com is next door. Take a doughnut with you, they may not let you out |
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Next question - can someone show me how to suck my own cock? (I would also like to keep all my own ribs in place)"
Depending on your body shape, cock size etc, it's something that's achievable by many.
Work up to it, and don't force yourself, as you may harm your back etc. There are a few positions to do it in -
sitting, with head going down
on your back, legs over your head etc.
As with something like yoga, your flexibility can be vastly increased with regular exercising. Don't expect to be deep throating yourself on day 1, unless you are incredibly lucky or already a contortionist.
Progressively you will be able to get more of your cock in your mouth. My gut feel is that a month would get you to cock sucking novice level. For anyone who is obese, I'd recommend losing a little weight first.
Always gentle warm ups, and cool downs too. Perhaps have a friend / partner with you, to give massage etc. |
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