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"Fucking a girl outside a work party at night over a picnic bench, and if anyone pulled the curtains back in the room with the floor length doors, everyone would of seen "
You know everyone was probably watching don’t you? |
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"Naughtiest thing one ex told me he did was snap the spaghetti so it fit in the pan.. who the fuck does that??
That's worrying..."
Was like..hello..just get a different pasta.. contributed to the ex part.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clearly grounds for divorce..
"Naughtiest thing one ex told me he did was snap the spaghetti so it fit in the pan.. who the fuck does that??
That's worrying...
Was like..hello..just get a different pasta.. contributed to the ex part.. "
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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
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"Naughtiest thing one ex told me he did was snap the spaghetti so it fit in the pan.. who the fuck does that??"
Spaghetti is only straight until it gets wet - bit like some straight women! |
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"Naughtiest thing one ex told me he did was snap the spaghetti so it fit in the pan.. who the fuck does that??
Spaghetti is only straight until it gets wet - bit like some straight women!"
OMG! Thats like Dec and Ant instead of the way we all know and luv   |
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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Fucking a girl outside a work party at night over a picnic bench, and if anyone pulled the curtains back in the room with the floor length doors, everyone would of seen "
We've seen the video on pornhub! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My feeling is all our past and current sexual experiences make us who we are today.
I am happy to hear what my partner did with others and tell him about my exploits too.
It helps us know each other better.
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"Naughtiest thing one ex told me he did was snap the spaghetti so it fit in the pan.. who the fuck does that??
That's disgusting!"
Why have I never thought of that?
Would make it much easier to eat! |
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"Fucking a girl outside a work party at night over a picnic bench, and if anyone pulled the curtains back in the room with the floor length doors, everyone would of seen "
Could you tell us me in stories please? |
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" Snapping the spag ...sounds like a kinky sex game.....oh how we snapped the spag last night there was sauce dripping everywhere ..can't wait to meet up again ..  "
So have to make one up now haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Disgusting it may be. But seeing as all I do is cut the living fuck out of it after it’s cooked anyway (to save time with needless chewing). It seems perfectly reasonable to me.
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"Disgusting it may be. But seeing as all I do is cut the living fuck out of it after it’s cooked anyway (to save time with needless chewing). It seems perfectly reasonable to me.
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But then you miss out on all the slurping it up and getting sauce all over your face |
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Imagine if the News of the World was still going:
"Swinger's most disgusting act. Breaking spaghetti before cooking it".
It could go down in British folklore along with the Sun's "Freddy Starr Ate my Hamster"! |
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