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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London

What is the strangest or most random thing you've used in sex?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love using Clingfilm in soft bondage - it’s great fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kit kat chunky...

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The ceramic handle of a real ale hand pull pump

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By *histlerMan  over a year ago

Guildford

A souvenir mini baseball bat

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

An extra strong mint, on my tongue while giving oral

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice cubes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carrot

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London

You guys are hilarious! Some great ones there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An extra strong mint, on my tongue while giving oral "

I've done that too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hot drink

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"An extra strong mint, on my tongue while giving oral

I've done that too "

Done it or had it done to you?

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A hot drink "

WHAT!??!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Kit kat chunky... "

Frozen i hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex once used a cucumber on me, we wanted to try DP, was so bloody funny lol

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kit kat chunky...

Frozen i hope"

Not always. Sometimes it's fun cleaning up the mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stuck a banana up a guys arse in a club. The girl who's buffet plate I borrowed it off didn't want it back for some reason. How we laughed, it was a comedic situation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An extra strong mint, on my tongue while giving oral

I've done that too

Done it or had it done to you?"

Done it, never had it done.

Oh and a walnut whip now that's interesting lolol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh oh and peach slices pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cider. Don’t ask!

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By *reenline49Man  over a year ago

Melbourn

A Mars Bar

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By *asterandGenieCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

Carrots, cucumber, ginger, toothpaste, plastic bottles of various sizes filled with water

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By *ikilovesCCouple  over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Lets just say, it was a bit a squash fitting it in ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've used a lot of objects, but the weirdest one was a spiderman collectible figure that belonged to my FB's brother.

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By *implynaughty1Couple  over a year ago

stockport

Nothing

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Carrots, cucumber, ginger, toothpaste, plastic bottles of various sizes filled with water"

Toothpaste?

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple  over a year ago

fife

Cream egg

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A policemans truncheon I was quite taken aback when it was produced but it was quite a nice sensation

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A policemans truncheon I was quite taken aback when it was produced but it was quite a nice sensation "

Wow. Not sure if you're being literal or euphemistic.

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By *uxuriantCouple  over a year ago

Cornwall

Courgette

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"A policemans truncheon I was quite taken aback when it was produced but it was quite a nice sensation

Wow. Not sure if you're being literal or euphemistic. "

I mean it literally.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the strangest or most random thing you've used in sex?"

A bus driver.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Ladies trousers hanger with sliding clips great nipple clamps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cider. Don’t ask!"
that new what's brand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cigarette lighter, I have absolutely no idea why

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By *ust_for_fun88Couple  over a year ago

somewhere

We tried Coca-Cola once I read if u hold it in your mouth while giving a blow job it’s supposed to feel amazing.

Well it didn’t it was insanely painful instead. My other half definitely does not recommend it

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Mars bar.

Earned it’s strap line.

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By *Ci LutherMan  over a year ago

Cumalot

Met a filthy pair while on holiday in Greece and when I arrived the room resembled a green grocery

Cucumber Carrots and all sorts going up the naughty girl

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"We tried Coca-Cola once I read if u hold it in your mouth while giving a blow job it’s supposed to feel amazing.

Well it didn’t it was insanely painful instead. My other half definitely does not recommend it "

Up your game and do it with champagne

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"We tried Coca-Cola once I read if u hold it in your mouth while giving a blow job it’s supposed to feel amazing.

Well it didn’t it was insanely painful instead. My other half definitely does not recommend it

Up your game and do it with champagne "

Have to agree, on a ladies clit, slurp in and make the bubbles effervescent.

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By *ovigalWoman  over a year ago

Dublin

Peeled ginger on my clit...love it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Popping Candy. I read somewhere that it’s supposed to feel great for the guy if you give them a blowjob whilst you’ve got a mouthful of the stuff.

Never again. Ended up in such a sticky mess for all the wrong reasons!

Apparently it felt fantastic tho

V

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By *arren the doggerMan  over a year ago

willenhall

Empty bottle of Newcastle brown ale !!she took it all!

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

A potato masher, the handle end of course. I was with my ex at the time and desperate for a good orgasm.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"A potato masher, the handle end of course. I was with my ex at the time and desperate for a good orgasm."

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottle opener. She decided I needed it

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Peeled ginger on my clit...love it!"

What is it with the ginger!

You're the second one to mention that.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A Ladies trousers hanger with sliding clips great nipple clamps"

Now that IS random.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Frozen banana

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By *nt1Man  over a year ago

Allington


"Peeled ginger on my clit...love it!

What is it with the ginger!

You're the second one to mention that. "

Its called figging. Look it up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crucifix

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not sure what its proper name is but a towing pin??? As in when you tow a trailer you pin it together somehow (really not sure) but it was cold and felt so good.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Popping Candy. I read somewhere that it’s supposed to feel great for the guy if you give them a blowjob whilst you’ve got a mouthful of the stuff.

Never again. Ended up in such a sticky mess for all the wrong reasons!

Apparently it felt fantastic tho

V"

I keep meaning to try it but get too carried away to remember to get the packet out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All types of Vegetables but my favourite are Very Large Aubergine

Mandy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pineapple....in a can!!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman  over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Take your pick! This is my absolute favourite fetish!

A piston from some large industrial machinery

A hockey stick

A balloon whisk

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By *andy 1Couple  over a year ago

northeast

she used to sit there with it wide open I used to through malteses in it if I missed she eat them if I got them in I aet them

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By *iliciousCouple  over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Mr has fucked a melon once or twice

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By *aughtyloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull

Gear shift lol

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By *asterandGenieCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"A Ladies trousers hanger with sliding clips great nipple clamps"

Yes those are good

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By *aughty sex50Couple  over a year ago

Berks

Cream egg

Pic on profile

Various choc bars

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By *urygent1Man  over a year ago

North West


"The ceramic handle of a real ale hand pull pump"

Have you ever fallen off the bar ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I keep meaning to try it but get too carried away to remember to get the packet out"

Let me know if you do try it.

Remember I warned you tho!

V

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple  over a year ago

fife


"Cream egg

Pic on profile

Various choc bars "

How do you eat yours ?

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"A Ladies trousers hanger with sliding clips great nipple clamps"

Best if you use it with the hook hanging down, you can then hang a bucket on the hook and slowly add water or dry goods such as bags of rice or sugar.

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By *hunkyKitKatSalesmanMan  over a year ago

Melksham

About 3ft of stainless steel chain inserted into my ex’s pussy, great sensations of the cold and when pulling it out apparently

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By *aughty sex50Couple  over a year ago

Berks

Like starting a mower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mouthful of JD whilst sucking his cock

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By *enuineCoupleCheshireBBWCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire


"My ex once used a cucumber on me, we wanted to try DP, was so bloody funny lol "

Used cucumbers on both of us at same time too

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By *enuineCoupleCheshireBBWCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

Cornetto screw driver handle

Gear stick knob

To name a few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forgot one.

A Cadbury creme egg pushed up a sexy ladies bum - the heat melted it into a sticky brown delight that was very sexy to eat out - got the last bits out on my cock which she then enjoyed

Have the wipes ready die the clean up!!

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By *imale38Man  over a year ago

Barnsley


"The ceramic handle of a real ale hand pull pump"

They are good arent they.

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By *ev257Man  over a year ago

cardiff

in the past I have inserted in to the wife,

TV Remote,

large screwdriver handle(handle end),

A peach,

cucumber,

Ice cubes, (to make it feel like i was fucking a dead person),

Lots of different types of bars of chocolate, Let them melt & them lick all the chocolate back out.

Squirty cream.

No doubt there is a lot more, but that is what comes to mind at the moment & that is not including sex toys.

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By *ucyLasticsWoman  over a year ago

North West

A warm, peeled and very ripe pear

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"she used to sit there with it wide open I used to through malteses in it if I missed she eat them if I got them in I aet them "

That is a bloody good game!

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A warm, peeled and very ripe pear"

Really? Very specific. What inspired you to do that?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

Morrisons Wonky Carrots.

Straight out of the shopping bag and straight into Mrs Raccoons pussy.

One our favourite sexual moments we've had.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morrisons Wonky Carrots.

Straight out of the shopping bag and straight into Mrs Raccoons pussy.

One our favourite sexual moments we've had."

Lol. Fan fucking tastic

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By *20cplMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Cider. Don’t ask!"

It wasn't Dickins Cider was it?

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By *20cplMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Birds Angel Delight.

Mars bar which ended up looking like we'd had some kind of IRA dirty protest.

Electric toothbrush which upon reflection, may have been more erotic taken out of the box.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Birds Angel Delight.

Mars bar which ended up looking like we'd had some kind of IRA dirty protest.

Electric toothbrush which upon reflection, may have been more erotic taken out of the box.

"

Never mind the Mars bar, how the fuck did the angel delight turn out.

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

Four candles or was it fork handles?

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By *awksordMan  over a year ago

Wirral.

A chainsaw.

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By *aldyreynoldsMan  over a year ago

Oldbury

Mutual spanking with a cricket bat signed by David Gower lol.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Mutual spanking with a cricket bat signed by David Gower lol."

Should have tested it against one signed by Ian Botham and see if it feels different

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Birds Angel Delight.

Mars bar which ended up looking like we'd had some kind of IRA dirty protest.

Electric toothbrush which upon reflection, may have been more erotic taken out of the box.

Never mind the Mars bar, how the fuck did the angel delight turn out."

Plus what flavour angel delight lol

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By *odkaboy2Man  over a year ago

bristol

Champagne - take a mouthful and hold it when you go down on a woman - interesting effect

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By *oohottohandle321Couple  over a year ago

sheffield

Twirl

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By *ltra72Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Gearstick (ex girlfriend)

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By *omvampmMan  over a year ago

gillingham

Mints first then cococola

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ice cubes

Ice poles

Cucumber

Champagne

Home made ice dildo

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By *acky RacersCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Going back a few years now....a Nokia 3310. On vibration ring mode and then constantly phoning her. Those bloody things were immortal. It still worked afterwards!

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By *asygoingguy82Man  over a year ago

bognor

A metal cigar case filled with water then frozen.worked a treat

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By *asygoingguy82Man  over a year ago

bognor


"Going back a few years now....a Nokia 3310. On vibration ring mode and then constantly phoning her. Those bloody things were immortal. It still worked afterwards! "

Those phones were indestructible

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By *ambertMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Slushie machine

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Slushie machine "

The actual machine??!!

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By *inkycreamCouple  over a year ago

manchester

Mintos and cola very explosive

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By *ikilovesCCouple  over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Mintos and cola very explosive "

.

Now that!!! Would be some party trick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Champagne / Prosecco

Sexy mother plucker by soap and glory

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twix lol

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By *ornygezzaMan  over a year ago

west mids


"Twix lol"

Brilliant taste so much better after

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By *izzy69 OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Twix lol"

The left or the right one? Lol

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By *inkylipsWoman  over a year ago

Debauchery

Creme eggs, stinging nettles, chillis....... probably more there somewhere

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham

Used one of those jumbo multi colour pens on a gf once. Panicked when I saw what I thought was blood in/around her pussy lips only to find it was ink!

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By *mateur100Man  over a year ago

nr faversham


"Creme eggs, stinging nettles, chillis....... probably more there somewhere "

Stinging nettles????

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By *inkylipsWoman  over a year ago

Debauchery


"Creme eggs, stinging nettles, chillis....... probably more there somewhere

Stinging nettles????"

Yes, not internally obviously or the chilli’s. Was fun

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