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Funniest reason for being blocked
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have 2
1, looking like the females cousin
2, not wanting a finger up my arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply  
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I’m fuck ugly.
Not really a funny reason more observational. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I looked "too nice " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
That’s just pathetic.
Her x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I looked "too nice " "
I’ve had that one before |
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Our status was too contrived...sent a snotty message and then blocked us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Our status was too contrived...sent a snotty message and then blocked us "
Ah more keyboards warriors. I can but only laugh at those type of people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
That’s just pathetic.
Her x"
I know right! 
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I said no to ringing a bloke |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Because they sent me a friend request and I didn't accept but this person hadn't even chatted with me but blocked me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wanting a massage.
Not wanting to meet after a 5 messages exchange whilst restrictions were still in place
Not wanting to give out my phone number.
Hardly funny reasons but strange all the same |
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Not replying within 5 minutes of reading their message.
Clearly we weren’t interested apparently! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
What a looser he was in my opinion. Those eyes of yours!!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I said no to ringing a bloke"
Oooooh how very dare you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not wanting a massage.
Not wanting to meet after a 5 messages exchange whilst restrictions were still in place
Not wanting to give out my phone number.
Hardly funny reasons but strange all the same "
Plenty of those wallies on here |
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
Well that’s unfortunate, poor lad could potentially be going blind or have some hidden issues which are yet to be diagnosed. As all I see is dips and curves.
Someone should reach out and urged him to seek treatment
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not replying within 5 minutes of reading their message.
Clearly we weren’t interested apparently!"
5 minutes!!!!! How rude of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is entertaining |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
Because I literally lived round the corner, too close , blocked, it was probably someone I know |
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It's great for us that the undesirables are those who self-select out of any possible enjoyment, by blocking us. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some funny reasons so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I said hello and introduced myself , complete sentences, no text talk, rather polite. They didn't even read the message just out right blocked me hahaha |
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Apart from following a no thank you on my part I've never been informed as to why I've been blocked .
If you have blocked me , feel free to confess now  |
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"I said hello and introduced myself , complete sentences, no text talk, rather polite. They didn't even read the message just out right blocked me hahaha"
I feel your pain bro... probably a man posing as a couple- |
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Not funny but baffling....
Sent a well thought out message which took into account her wants and desires. We were rather compatible so hopes were high.
Got told I was pathetic and copy pasted messages get blocked |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
If they block me, they are not worthy of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I'm not currently looking for anything, got told it was a waste of time me being on the site and blocked |
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
Crazy. You’re the hottest woman on Fab! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol
Crazy. You’re the hottest woman on Fab! Xx"
Aww that's so sweet  .... Not at all true lol but I appreciate the sentiment  |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
Edmonton |
I received a message from a lady who was interested in hairy men and asking to see more pictures to see how hairy I was. I told her all the pictures I have are on my profile which she had already fabbed but attached then again any way.She then said I was too hairy and blocked me. I thought it funny as why would you fab the pictures then say I am too hairy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Despite our profile being really clear as to what we want and don't want, this "couple" kept asking us what we were into.
It was about their 4th message to us, asking about our fantasies when we said:
"My biggest one is i'd like 7 midgets to tie me up and tickle my feet. But I want to be dressed like a slutty astronaut and the little mermaid soundtrack needs to be playing. But only the first four bars of track three. Over and over again. For some reason I always imagine Courtney Love there, but she's in a wheelchair. Not sure why."
Can't believe they blocked us for that. Some people are so kink-shamey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm not currently looking for anything, got told it was a waste of time me being on the site and blocked "
Because they can't have you they abuse you...Love your pics...great figure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was blocked because I had received the covid vaccine !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a couple message me and after a while i got a message from the F saying she wanted me to meet her in the woods to suck my cock on her lunch break. Silly me actually went to the meet place but she never showed. When I messaged to say i was here...blocked fml |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm not currently looking for anything, got told it was a waste of time me being on the site and blocked
Because they can't have you they abuse you...Love your pics...great figure."
Apparently so
Aww thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm not currently looking for anything, got told it was a waste of time me being on the site and blocked
Because they can't have you they abuse you...Love your pics...great figure.
Apparently so
Aww thank you "
Agreed!!! Hot pics and amazing body  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
Whatttt! You look phenomenal |
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"I have 2
1, looking like the females cousin
2, not wanting a finger up my arse "
Ooo number 2 made me laugh!!
After a polite reply on my part, to decline a request to do various things to various parts of my body I received an abusive reply... You're a granny, fatty, old hag.. Before I could respond to the charming fella I was blocked... Bullet dodged I feel... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I literally lived round the corner, too close , blocked, it was probably someone I know"
I think this is actually a very valid reason to block someone. Jess recognised her friend's son after he sent a face pic, immediate block is the best way to deal with this situation. |
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"Fabbing a picture."
We've been blocked for fabbing a pic.We really aren't worthy!  |
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol
Crazy. You’re the hottest woman on Fab! Xx
Aww that's so sweet .... Not at all true lol but I appreciate the sentiment "
You clearly don't believe how stunning some men find you  |
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
Wow. We think you are gorgeous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I posted a thread...
Your Porn Star Name is made up of 3 parts
1. Your Favourite Candy
2. Your Eircode/Postcode
3. What time your partner leaves for work
Block block block...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Because I turned down their offer of payment to go back and play for a second time. |
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I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me "
WTF!!!!!!
I never realised that. Lol
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"I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me
WTF!!!!!!
I never realised that. Lol
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Blocked because I said I found some TVs incredibly attractive, well let's face it some are lol.
Lassie is bi too... don't quite get it but each as always to their own.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me
WTF!!!!!!
I never realised that. Lol
No you know "
That's obviously where I have been going wrong. Thank you.
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One couple wouldn’t meet us because we had visited a club they didn’t like and because they messaged us twice we got blocked |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
I fabbed a couple of their photos to which they messaged me and thanked me for the fabs.. I fabbed a new one they just uploaded and I received a follow up message saying ‘blown your chance now’ and blocked
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being pleasant |
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I was a time waster, by replying to their message by saying ‘No’ |
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A couple of weeks ago I updated my profile and put new pictures on
A guy I'd been talking to for nearly a year with a view to meet once all this is over messaged me saying "you're too fat now!" then blocked me before I got chance to reply.
The thing is we'd both been complaining to each other that lockdown was making us put weight on |
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Most recently because I'm a fantasist for having had the covid jab and still having to test twice a week for work |
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In the past a guy messaged me to say thanks for the message but he’s not interested, then blocked me. I have no idea who he was, I’ve never messaged him.
And today a wankpuffin sent me a copy paste paragraph of garbage about what he would do to me. Then blocked me
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By *renzMan
over a year ago
Between Chichester and Havant |
Because she knew me.
Because they were regular drinkers and I'm only a social drinker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Must of cracked her screen haha. I never got a reason sent 2 polite messages with a face pic and then boom I’m blocked. Never mind we keep it moving and remember don’t take it personally |
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Another time I was blocked
I'd been chatting to a guy who was on here using a "single" profile but was part of a couple but they both played separate (they had a couple profile together and she had a single profile too)
After talking to him for a while I told him his wife was very pretty. An hour later I got a message from her profile saying "yeah b1tch I'm prettier than you!" and was blocked by all 3 profiles |
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We have been blocked for not agreeing to meet during Covid...... |
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Because I replied no, rather sweetly to the crass invite he sent me. Said "Your lose BIG time" then block.
Obviously, I will forever think of him wistfully as the "one that got away...." |
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"If they block me, they are not worthy of me."
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Have been blocked for not wanting to meet at the drop of a hat after 1 message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have been blocked for not agreeing to meet during Covid......"
Snap. Also for asking if his wife knew about his request. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got blocked for not meeting a local guy for a social, then he unblocked me, started messaging again..... em nope I never answered x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have been blocked for not answering a message quick enough |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
I’ve no idea. I don’t think anyone has ever told me why they have blocked me.
I don’t lose sleep thinking about it.
V x |
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I got blocked for not wanting to go bareback with a married man. He offered to fuck me bare then go home and fuck his unknowing wife straight after. He blocked when I pointed out how disgusting and disrespectful that is to her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got blocked for sending a wink"
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Got blocked for hiding my profile for a couple of days.
Belatedly discovering that I sometimes Have TV/CD on my friends list.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't be arsed to message so I have never been blocked as far as I know! |
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I got blocked by a female for using lol in a message  |
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I looked like her brother in law |
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"I got blocked by a female for using lol in a message "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For looking like a transvestite when clearly I'm 100% woman |
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I could get blocked all the time but i don't notice. If i have said no thanks to someone i just delete. As far as i know you can only tell you have been blocked if you have further communication with them and i don't. |
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I got a first contact message from a well verified couple I'd never seen or heard of before.
I was told being straight really reduced my chances of ever meeting them but if I was able to find a sexy lady to bring along the following evening they would consider moving me up the list.
They didn't like my response. |
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Just saying “hi” to quite a few |
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I was blocked for being one of those awful females who attends swingers clubs. |
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"Just saying “hi” to quite a few "
That's a pretty good reason in our book. Try hard or don't try at all. |
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"I was blocked for being one of those awful females who attends swingers clubs."
Oh those are THE WORST! |
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"I got blocked by a female for using lol in a message "
Should've been blocked for using "female" in my book! |
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Being married
Fabbing a picture |
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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago
Manchester/Cheshire |
"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
I mean, what's the best possible outcome for someone saying that? What a cock! |
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"Being married
Fabbing a picture "
But this is just "fabmin", just them being efficient. If you didn't message them, they'll presume they just disappear to you, silently dropping out of searches, without causing any offence. |
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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago
Manchester/Cheshire |
A friend and I were attending a club. A couple messaged us to chat and potentially meet. It didn't happen but in the morning, they messaged and said they loved playing with us the previous night, although wasn't impressed with my cock. They basically got the wrong couple as we'd played in a different area. They blocked us straight away. Rude on two counts (I love my little soldier)! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
Her x"
where’s the video evidence of this flood you caused not sure your telling the truth haha |
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By *-man24Man
over a year ago
northwest |
"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
Her x"
Dam fools in voice of Mr T |
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"In the past a guy messaged me to say thanks for the message but he’s not interested, then blocked me. I have no idea who he was, I’ve never messaged him.
And today a wankpuffin sent me a copy paste paragraph of garbage about what he would do to me. Then blocked me
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I think I’ve had a message from the first guy as well. |
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Not exactly funny, but one of the stranger reasons - I got blocked for doing a home STI test during lockdown, because apparently if you’re doing a test it means you’re meeting during lockdown as well. Erm, no, it just means I hadn’t done a test for a while and some things only show up after a couple of months. I thought testing when I definitely hadn’t met anyone for a while was actually a good way to make sure the results were accurate. |
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We've been blocked for being an obviously sad, lonely single man in the past. And it was the wife doing almost all of the talking too! :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been blocked a few times for being married and in an open relationship after they contacted me 1st!
The profile text was quite clear at the time.
Apparently its not just single guys and couples who don't bother to read |
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One girl blocked me cause I made a self deprecating joke about my stomach after uploading a topless pic of myself
She knew what I looked like cause we’d actually met about 2 weeks before!!!
Another blocked me cause she found out I have a history with someone on here that she didn’t get on with.
As for blocking others, there is only 4 people on my blocklist so takes a lot to be blocked by me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
Her x where’s the video evidence of this flood you caused not sure your telling the truth haha "
Nice try
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a status on saying something along the lines of how good the night before was and I'd never squirted that much in my life...
So this couple took time out to message us to say yuck that is clearly the male that has wrote that status then blocked us so we couldn't reply
Her x
Dam fools in voice of Mr T "
Yup...
Her x |
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There was a guy who had messaged me a couple of times, we both listed anal in our interests and he liked that one of my veris said I was open-minded.
He asked me if I was in to dirty anal and when I politely replied that pooing on his dick was not my thing he sent a nasty reply accusing me of lying about being open-minded. When I tried to respond he had blocked me |
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Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly... |
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We got in touch with a couple years back, they suggested a social meet in a pub and stated it would only be a social as they never swung on the first meet, besides they were tired preparing to move house.
No problem, it's nice to chat about swinging with fellow swingers.
Cue phone calls between the ladies arranging the social and the reiteration of no play more than once.
We met in a pub and we clicked straight away but the pub was very noisy and we gave up shouting at each other and it was decided we would go to their place, but no play.
Later we were sat on their sofa drinking coffee and chatting away, at one point he put his hand down her blouse but other than that it was very vanilla.
The next day we texted thanks for last night and if agreeable we would be happy to meet again.
Their reply....
Sorry, we don't think you are for us as you didn't want to play last night |
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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago
Manchester/Cheshire |
"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly..."
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly...
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well. "
Mmmm rhubarb cheesecake... Can't say I've had that before but it sounds delish!
I love rhubarb crumble 
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"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly...
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well.
Mmmm rhubarb cheesecake... Can't say I've had that before but it sounds delish!
I love rhubarb crumble
Her x"
We make our own Rhubarb and Ginger gin. Well... we put home grown rhubarb and shop bought ginger into Gordons... deeply sexy! |
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By *678Man
over a year ago
Surrey |
Saying hello, and enquiring how someone is..
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"We got in touch with a couple years back, they suggested a social meet in a pub and stated it would only be a social as they never swung on the first meet, besides they were tired preparing to move house.
No problem, it's nice to chat about swinging with fellow swingers.
Cue phone calls between the ladies arranging the social and the reiteration of no play more than once.
We met in a pub and we clicked straight away but the pub was very noisy and we gave up shouting at each other and it was decided we would go to their place, but no play.
Later we were sat on their sofa drinking coffee and chatting away, at one point he put his hand down her blouse but other than that it was very vanilla.
The next day we texted thanks for last night and if agreeable we would be happy to meet again.
Their reply....
Sorry, we don't think you are for us as you didn't want to play last night "
Oh, and they blocked us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly...
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well.
Mmmm rhubarb cheesecake... Can't say I've had that before but it sounds delish!
I love rhubarb crumble
Her x
We make our own Rhubarb and Ginger gin. Well... we put home grown rhubarb and shop bought ginger into Gordons... deeply sexy!"
Oh my, this sounds frikin amazing!!
"*mouth watering emoji*"
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"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly...
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well.
Mmmm rhubarb cheesecake... Can't say I've had that before but it sounds delish!
I love rhubarb crumble
Her x
We make our own Rhubarb and Ginger gin. Well... we put home grown rhubarb and shop bought ginger into Gordons... deeply sexy!
Oh my, this sounds frikin amazing!! *mouth watering emoji*
Her x"
Welcome to come try it |
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You had no reason to apologise, he has the issue and not you're fault at all. 14 is curvy, definitely, love to know what his idea of curvy is then. It's definitely not fat....some people ???? |
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Got blocked for saying hello and and saying she had a gorgeous body!! Compliments don’t mean much to some people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn’t reply within 24hrs and “this is something I cannot tolerate” and apparently I am one of those people who don’t read messages and is a time waster. They had seen me online and their message hadn’t been read and they took it the wrong way.
Shame really as I honestly like to reply when I have time to dedicate and respond thoroughly to someone. Especially when it’s someone I’m really interested in.
I put it on my profile now so people who need immediate responses can move on. |
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"I didn’t reply within 24hrs and “this is something I cannot tolerate” and apparently I am one of those people who don’t read messages and is a time waster. They had seen me online and their message hadn’t been read and they took it the wrong way.
Shame really as I honestly like to reply when I have time to dedicate and respond thoroughly to someone. Especially when it’s someone I’m really interested in.
I put it on my profile now so people who need immediate responses can move on. "
Yes we've also been "timewasters" for having lives and tastes of our own. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
When I mentioned that my tits came with a receipt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got blocked for saying hello and and saying she had a gorgeous body!! Compliments don’t mean much to some people "
I used to send compliments to women if I thought their photos were just stunning or really good photos. Often got the same type of response.
So I started a thread on the topic to get an idea and tbh most women said they don’t really care for compliments from people they don’t know as they can’t tell it the guys are being honest or just trying to find a way to start chatting.
Since I got that feedback, I now find it best to just leave compliments unless I know the fabbers well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I didn’t reply within 24hrs and “this is something I cannot tolerate” and apparently I am one of those people who don’t read messages and is a time waster. They had seen me online and their message hadn’t been read and they took it the wrong way.
Shame really as I honestly like to reply when I have time to dedicate and respond thoroughly to someone. Especially when it’s someone I’m really interested in.
I put it on my profile now so people who need immediate responses can move on.
Yes we've also been "timewasters" for having lives and tastes of our own."
Honestly my work is so hectic. If I have a break or an hour spare I may be on fab using the hot photos to bring some peace to my day. I’m at Uni and work through the week. I don’t get how people expect you to be responding hour to hour. |
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"Got blocked for saying hello and and saying she had a gorgeous body!! Compliments don’t mean much to some people
I used to send compliments to women if I thought their photos were just stunning or really good photos. Often got the same type of response.
So I started a thread on the topic to get an idea and tbh most women said they don’t really care for compliments from people they don’t know as they can’t tell it the guys are being honest or just trying to find a way to start chatting.
Since I got that feedback, I now find it best to just leave compliments unless I know the fabbers well "
It's not about the compliments, it's about you existing, when you didn't before, and them assessing you and not being what they want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not about the compliments, it's about you existing, when you didn't before, and them assessing you and not being what they want."
I’m not sure to be fair. I’ll have to find the thread but I’m sure most, not all, replies were that the women couldn’t take the compliments as genuine as they didn’t know a stranger. |
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It's not about the compliments, it's about you existing, when you didn't before, and them assessing you and not being what they want.
I’m not sure to be fair. I’ll have to find the thread but I’m sure most, not all, replies were that the women couldn’t take the compliments as genuine as they didn’t know a stranger."
Well always possible for edge cases, no doubt about that. |
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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago
Manchester/Cheshire |
"Someone just got blocked for saying Rhubarb isn't sexy... maybe they will pop up here shortly...
Slightly off topic, but I had a lovely slice of rhubarb cheesecake yesterday. Stem ginger base as well.
Mmmm rhubarb cheesecake... Can't say I've had that before but it sounds delish!
I love rhubarb crumble
Her x
We make our own Rhubarb and Ginger gin. Well... we put home grown rhubarb and shop bought ginger into Gordons... deeply sexy!
Oh my, this sounds frikin amazing!! *mouth watering emoji*
Her x
Welcome to come try it"
Didn't realise there was a market for rhubarb and ginger-loving swingers! |
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"Didn't realise there was a market for rhubarb and ginger-loving swingers! "
At Chams you take your own drinks, so lots of people bringing in all sorts of interesting looking bottles of Spirits. Great conversation starter we find! |
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By *tjamespkMan
over a year ago
Manchester/Cheshire |
"Didn't realise there was a market for rhubarb and ginger-loving swingers!
At Chams you take your own drinks, so lots of people bringing in all sorts of interesting looking bottles of Spirits. Great conversation starter we find!"
Whenever I've been to Chams, I've driven so may have to up my soft drink game next time! I'll be the guy drinking Schloer at the bar!! |
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I got blocked from a chit chat.
Basically, making a little small talk I asked a hotwife if she had a busy morning?
She replied with some reference to family stuff - kids taxi duties etc.
I responded and implied that kids require lots of your time (from experience).
The reply was cutting - re: I was asking too much personal information, and an instant block then ensued from her side. Clearly someone was having a very difficult day.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I had a single female profile I was sent two messages in seconds of each other when I was offline the first saying hello the second telling me I was a whore and a time waster as I wouldnt meet and didnt immediately reply. Went to respond and I'd been blocked..though they'd done me a favour as I wouldn't meet someone with that attitude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was blocked recently by someone I’d been chatting to. We had been getting on but hadn’t arranged a meet or anything like that. Anyway I didn’t log into fab for a few days, because you know life!
When I did log back in she had messaged to say I was a time waster and blocked me! |
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"I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me "
Hope you told him to pee off |
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I looked at a Ladies profile, didn't meet her requirements so moved on.
Subsequently she messaged me regarding the locations of some of my pics and we messaged forward and back over a few days ... quite pleasant exchanges.
One day I didn't respond within an hour of her messaging me, I was on a conf call, and she messaged saying I've wasted her time if I wasn't interested and then she blocked me.
Oh well ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a couple male wanted to watch me with his wife. We had great fun she squirted a lot and I covered her
I went to write a message saying thanks and blocked. Still don’t know why |
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
Well his lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have been blocked after sending a face pic before, so not sure if we were just hideous to them or they knew us!
I have blocked a couple who are near enough to be neighbours just to save any awkwardness (they didn't fit with what we are looking for anyway).
I would like to know we have been blocked though...not out of anything other than curiousity. If anyone has and wants to say why then please put me out of my nosey misery, lol
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I’ve been blocked by someone without any pics who asked for more pics of me. I replied saying yes if I get some of him. He then replied calling me a fake and time waster and blocked me before I could even respond! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked "too nice "
I’ve had that one before "
I've never had that one |
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"We have been blocked after sending a face pic before, so not sure if we were just hideous to them or they knew us!
I have blocked a couple who are near enough to be neighbours just to save any awkwardness (they didn't fit with what we are looking for anyway).
I would like to know we have been blocked though...not out of anything other than curiousity. If anyone has and wants to say why then please put me out of my nosey misery, lol
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I've had at least half a dozen winks from people I've never chatted to and when I've gone to wink back or respond I've been blocked so I assume the wink was their way of saying we've just blocked you. |
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"Too posh"
and
"Sounded too intelligent on the phone"
Not quite sure how to take those! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For writing the wrong way, Fab grammar police were working undercover that day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Accused of being Racist
My Wife only plays with Caucasian men, it is a personal preference.
We have had more than one person say that we are Racist Far from it, it is her body and a personal preference, NOT Racism! |
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I have long suspected that for some, blocking others is a bit of an ego trip for them. They seem to get a kick from it.
Also usually have no meet verifications. |
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I've been blocked because someone once didn't like a explanation I was giving about some personal circumstances - they'd got it into their head that I was lying and wouldn't change their mind - but it wasn't anyone I'd ever have met anyway and so it's moot.
Also for sending what was intended as a compliment to someone, for not agreeing to meet up again with someone I had met previously, and also for having had the bare faced cheek to comment on a bareback forum thread.
For the record, I never said it was what I was particularly in to, it was just the fact that I'd commented on the thread in the first place |
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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago
Sussex/Surrey |
[Removed by poster at 27/04/21 09:23:19] |
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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago
Sussex/Surrey |
Questioning a forum moderator on an action they had taken |
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By *emmahWoman
over a year ago
birmingham |
Refusing to post a pic of me when I was at school |
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I’ve just been blocked cause I told a “woman” I was reporting her for promoting another site
The cheek of it!!! |
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Got told this was a sex site not a f'ing job interview because we had the audacity to ask some questions.
Also from a profile we had only received a "Hi" from that we are time wasters, fake and unreliable. It was from a 3 week old profile and he blocked before we could reply
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Apparently "I wasn't their type."
(To Helvetica with them.)
Though, to be honest, everyone else I never get a reply back from. It's almost as if I'm sending them my CV as no-one replies to them either. |
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"Not exactly funny, but one of the stranger reasons - I got blocked for doing a home STI test during lockdown, because apparently if you’re doing a test it means you’re meeting during lockdown as well. Erm, no, it just means I hadn’t done a test for a while and some things only show up after a couple of months. I thought testing when I definitely hadn’t met anyone for a while was actually a good way to make sure the results were accurate."
You are of course totally correct. |
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Got a message
Saying what you in to
I said only woman love going down
Never done anal but I wouldn’t mind giving it a go
Lol and she blocked me |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Just quick query, how do you actually know if someone has blocked you?
I don't think I'd be that bothered about being blocked, but I would be curious as to why. |
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They just vanish
The messages they send and you send back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol"
I had something similar I’d put fabulous as mine - he asked me my dress size (20/22) and he said I needed to make that clear on my profile (my photos don’t lie) he would never go near anyone over a size 12 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The weirdest one I had.
Chatted for months.
He went on holiday. Messaging me from his holiday which I was getting a bit tired of tbh.bJust get on with your holiday! I thought.(His distance showed he was thousand of miles away)
Then announced his big return.
Lots of messages.
Finally arranged time.
Day & time arrived, said he was close.
Said he was here, outside.
All ready, poised..... nothing....no knock. Waited.
Went to check my Fab messages.
He'd just blocked me!
Was flabbergasted. What EXACTLY is the point??
Do people get off on it?
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol
His loss all women body’s are beautiful no matter the size
I had something similar I’d put fabulous as mine - he asked me my dress size (20/22) and he said I needed to make that clear on my profile (my photos don’t lie) he would never go near anyone over a size 12 "
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"Refusing to post a pic of me when I was at school "
That’s just weird |
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"Had a couple message me and after a while i got a message from the F saying she wanted me to meet her in the woods to suck my cock on her lunch break. Silly me actually went to the meet place but she never showed. When I messaged to say i was here...blocked fml"
The guy pretending to be a couple obviously got scared ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i got blocked for admiring a man's shirt. And recently for saying 'hello' |
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"Refusing to post a pic of me when I was at school "
Are you a teacher then ? lol |
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"Not replying within 5 minutes of reading their message.
Clearly we weren’t interested apparently!"
Same here. I was making a coffee and was clearly to slow in their opinion replying? We'd been chatting for a while too? Some people? |
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My grammar was too 'perfect' for her.
My grammar was in fact just 'normal' and I simply didn't want to converse using words such as "LOL" or "Soz" or "banta" (sic).
So she blocked me. After which I made a gin and tonic... #NotFussed |
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I was blocked for being a man.
His reasoning? I wouldn't agree to meet after 5 minutes of messaging, and he "could just tell" that I'm not a woman.
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"Because I selected curvy as my body type but in my profile it says I'm a size 14 and size 14s can't be curvy it's just fat so I need to stop lieing.... I was so dissapointed to find he'd blocked me after sending that message because he seemed like such a lovely person and I really wanted to apologise for upsetting him so much with my obviously very wrong perception of my body lol
Whatttt! You look phenomenal "
She certainly does. That man must be insane. |
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Because we said "no thank you" to a couple with the angriest profile we've seen, who didn't bother to read ours and almost demanded only one of us meet them immediately
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"I was blocked for being a man.
His reasoning? I wouldn't agree to meet after 5 minutes of messaging, and he "could just tell" that I'm not a woman.
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Well you look like a woman to me don’t know what he was looking at lol |
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"Because we said "no thank you" to a couple with the angriest profile we've seen, who didn't bother to read ours and almost demanded only one of us meet them immediately
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Lmao he must get so many meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got blocked because I don't log out but it doesn't mean I'm always on here.
I was talking to a couple for a while, thought things were going well, we agreed to wait until restrictions were lifted before meeting, great I thought, after a couple of weeks I got a message asking if I fancied an outdoor group meet with another guy they had already arranged to meet that day but because I didn't see the message I got told to forget it, I asked what the problem was as I thought we were waiting then they called me a time waster and the another reason why this site has gone to shit then I got blocked Oh well never mind |
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By *r_LickCouple
over a year ago
aberdeen |
Guy fab'd wife's pictures then sent a message saying "can I fuck your wife"
Less than a minute later I was writing him a reply next I gets message number 2 saying "fuckn wankers" lol |
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Just about being blocked so very much on it now...Jim surly seen it all...lol..how about sense of hu more... any thoughts lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh too many but faves are...
Couples have angrily blocked me for being straight. Even though it says I am on my profile. And I'm not seeking to meet couples anyway LOL
Guys have blocked me for being 'too slutty' for enjoying being with several men. I should be faithful just to one. Apparently. LOL
One guy blocked me as, after initially offering me money in his opening reply, soon realised I earned more money than him. LOL
Funniest one though is a guy blocked me as I wouldn't post him my used tampons for him to make tea with. He was especially annoyed as he was adamant 'mine would be extra tasty' and also that he'd offered to send me an SAE to cover postage. Ewwwww!
Oh the joys of Fab. Haha! |
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When you rumble a single guys account posing as a couple. Always satisfying! |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
A couple of months ago I got blocked for not being prepared to drive 20 miles, at 3am, to meet him & his mate for a threesome. They couldn't drive as they'd both been drinking. Apparently my refusal to do this means I'm a fake and a time waster and shouldn't be on Fab |
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I got blocked by a couple for not having a squirting video. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got blocked for refusing to meet...fair enough...but always remember to counter block...it takes their privilege away of unblocking when they wish to. I rarely ever block tbh...I've 3 on my block list in total. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I met a guy socially and didn't like him, but was still polite. When he messaged me again and said that we have to meet,I said that I don't have to meet anybody if I don't want to. Then he said that when you are on fab, you have to meet and have sex and that he's going to report me to the admin and blocked me "
Lol lol ..funny but scary at the same time... |
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By *ormladMan
over a year ago
Kilmarnock |
Got blocked for not replying within 24hrs |
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