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So - what has been your most “embarrassing” swinging moment
Well - let me kick off. Was playing with lovely couple -whom have played with many times in their London hotel... we decided to have a break from the fun. And the lady wanted some ice for water. There was an ice machine outside their rioom. Lady just nipped out to get the ice but couldnt work it. Hubby went out and dont tell me how this happned but I went out and the hotel door closed behind us...we didnt ahve the key! She is in stocking /suspenders- hubby is in boxers as am I - the look on the maids face when she let us in!! Didnt stop us from laughing about it and carrying on the fun! |
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Thinking a man was trying to finger me in the jacuzzi at Chams, turned to my side and couldn’t see anyone next to me. It turns out it was the man opposite using his toes....I then had to mutter a phase I didn’t think I would need to ‘can you please remove your toes from my vagina’ it was over heard by others and made for a few interesting conversations  |
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over a year ago
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"Thinking a man was trying to finger me in the jacuzzi at Chams, turned to my side and couldn’t see anyone next to me. It turns out it was the man opposite using his toes....I then had to mutter a phase I didn’t think I would need to ‘can you please remove your toes from my vagina’ it was over heard by others and made for a few interesting conversations "
Just no 
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over a year ago
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the worst time was in a club playing with my then husband putting on a bit of a show when one of the guys decides to jerk off and came all over hubbys ass. he didnt appreciate this |
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"Thinking a man was trying to finger me in the jacuzzi at Chams, turned to my side and couldn’t see anyone next to me. It turns out it was the man opposite using his toes....I then had to mutter a phase I didn’t think I would need to ‘can you please remove your toes from my vagina’ it was over heard by others and made for a few interesting conversations "
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"Thinking a man was trying to finger me in the jacuzzi at Chams, turned to my side and couldn’t see anyone next to me. It turns out it was the man opposite using his toes....I then had to mutter a phase I didn’t think I would need to ‘can you please remove your toes from my vagina’ it was over heard by others and made for a few interesting conversations "
Ewww..again! |
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Giving a guy a bj, as he came he farted (noisy) Bad enough, but meet him again, unknown to me, as I was blindfolded. As he came, he farted. I whipped my blind off and realised who it was. Needless to say he was blocked.  |
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By *dsmithMan
over a year ago
Loudwater |
"Giving a guy a bj, as he came he farted (noisy) Bad enough, but meet him again, unknown to me, as I was blindfolded. As he came, he farted. I whipped my blind off and realised who it was. Needless to say he was blocked. "
I just Googled ‘farting when ejaculating’ in case it was a medical condition. It isn’t.  |
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"Giving a guy a bj, as he came he farted (noisy) Bad enough, but meet him again, unknown to me, as I was blindfolded. As he came, he farted. I whipped my blind off and realised who it was. Needless to say he was blocked. "
Eww!! |
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"Pretty sure this is a fun post, so won't tarnish it
G'wan tarnish it"
I can see it now...
What meeting during lockdown,,,
Why judge
Ask if these meets was before any lockdowns
Really boils my piss. When I see these comments .. |
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"the worst time was in a club playing with my then husband putting on a bit of a show when one of the guys decides to jerk off and came all over hubbys ass. he didnt appreciate this
Eww...."
Good god,, he could of asked first |
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"the worst time was in a club playing with my then husband putting on a bit of a show when one of the guys decides to jerk off and came all over hubbys ass. he didnt appreciate this
Eww....
Good god,, he could of asked first"
Similar thing happened here. We were enjoying a 3some in a club with another straight guy whilst a few strangers watched from the sidelines.
All of a sudden this straight guy leaned over and wrapped his lips around my cock! When my wife noticed the look of utter horror and shock on my face she burst out in uncontrollable giggles. My erection instantly vanished and our supposedly straight playmate flounced out the door in a sulk.
Not only was it the end of thee 3some it was pretty much game over for the rest of the club night. |
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"the worst time was in a club playing with my then husband putting on a bit of a show when one of the guys decides to jerk off and came all over hubbys ass. he didnt appreciate this
Eww....
Good god,, he could of asked first
Similar thing happened here. We were enjoying a 3some in a club with another straight guy whilst a few strangers watched from the sidelines.
All of a sudden this straight guy leaned over and wrapped his lips around my cock! When my wife noticed the look of utter horror and shock on my face she burst out in uncontrollable giggles. My erection instantly vanished and our supposedly straight playmate flounced out the door in a sulk.
Not only was it the end of thee 3some it was pretty much game over for the rest of the club night. "
Wow! Not polite... |
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I was having a little fun with a regular playmate while hubby was at work and the bed broke, I do have hubby's blessing to play with others without him but was still embarrassing to wait for him to come home and find the bed broken  |
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By *omnvixCouple
over a year ago
Gtr Manchester |
We met this guy I fancied like mad and ended up in his hotel room. I was pleasuring him but he suddenly got over excited and came in my mouth. But he shot it so hard and fast his jizz came down my nose like snot! I was coughing and choking trying to catch my breath with tears streaming down my face! Sooooo embarrassing! LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had Italian food for dinner before meeting this couple for the first time.... I was afraid my breath smelled like garlic, so I chewed on 4 pieces of gum....
During our play time the wife is riding me and suddenly stopped and burst out laughing.... The husband and I looked at each other ... like wtf is going on....
The wife composed herself and said “ I can’t look at you while you’re chewing gum like a horse “
We all started laughing...... and ended up having a great night...
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"We met this guy I fancied like mad and ended up in his hotel room. I was pleasuring him but he suddenly got over excited and came in my mouth. But he shot it so hard and fast his jizz came down my nose like snot! I was coughing and choking trying to catch my breath with tears streaming down my face! Sooooo embarrassing! LOL "
Sounds like a power hose...lucky didnt catch you in the eye.. |
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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago
Skegness |
We been swopping with a couple a few times one evening his wife was busy so he came on his own wife new him from her school day as the fun started and he got on top of wife as he was fucking her he's seid all ways wanted to do this to you at school we cud not stop laughing |
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Pre-Covid (old account)
I met a lovely lady from here, been talking a while. The time had come to meet! But the issue was - I had just finished training (MMA) so my body was physically exhausted.
Anyway, jumped at the chance. Showered & made my way down - met her, got down to business then she finished up. Now my turn.
Off she bends over the sofa, I come behind doggy. My legs just start shaking, my body is just physically exhausted... so at this point I have to stop & just call it quits as my legs literally struggling to hold me up!
But she wanted to see me again - so it mustn’t of been too bad |
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"Pre-Covid (old account)
I met a lovely lady from here, been talking a while. The time had come to meet! But the issue was - I had just finished training (MMA) so my body was physically exhausted.
Anyway, jumped at the chance. Showered & made my way down - met her, got down to business then she finished up. Now my turn.
Off she bends over the sofa, I come behind doggy. My legs just start shaking, my body is just physically exhausted... so at this point I have to stop & just call it quits as my legs literally struggling to hold me up!
But she wanted to see me again - so it mustn’t of been too bad "
I'd of just hopped on top! 
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"Pre-Covid (old account)
I met a lovely lady from here, been talking a while. The time had come to meet! But the issue was - I had just finished training (MMA) so my body was physically exhausted.
Anyway, jumped at the chance. Showered & made my way down - met her, got down to business then she finished up. Now my turn.
Off she bends over the sofa, I come behind doggy. My legs just start shaking, my body is just physically exhausted... so at this point I have to stop & just call it quits as my legs literally struggling to hold me up!
But she wanted to see me again - so it mustn’t of been too bad
I'd of just hopped on top!
Her x"
She did, how do you think she finished  .
Lesson learned - now I’m always well rested for meets. Even the drive home my legs were shaking changing gears! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pre-Covid (old account)
I met a lovely lady from here, been talking a while. The time had come to meet! But the issue was - I had just finished training (MMA) so my body was physically exhausted.
Anyway, jumped at the chance. Showered & made my way down - met her, got down to business then she finished up. Now my turn.
Off she bends over the sofa, I come behind doggy. My legs just start shaking, my body is just physically exhausted... so at this point I have to stop & just call it quits as my legs literally struggling to hold me up!
But she wanted to see me again - so it mustn’t of been too bad
I'd of just hopped on top!
Her x
She did, how do you think she finished .
Lesson learned - now I’m always well rested for meets. Even the drive home my legs were shaking changing gears! Hahaha "
Ah good!
Least you've learnt your lesson, couldn't imagine getting on top after doing quads and glutes workout
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One of the funniest was having a 3sum at a premier inn. We pushed the single beds together,really fit young guy was fucking julie, she was shaking and about to orgasm when she disappeared between the beds which had slid apart |
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"One of the funniest was having a 3sum at a premier inn. We pushed the single beds together,really fit young guy was fucking julie, she was shaking and about to orgasm when she disappeared between the beds which had slid apart"
Mate that’s funny |
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A few years ago I was in Eurika on a swinging night, I was in a 3sum and was licking out a woman who was in a sling, when she squirted, she wanted me inside her but NOT to cum inside her so thats what I did. Her husband was behind her wanking off at the end of the room standing against the wall. Whilst in the swing of things with her, as I was about to cum, I cum so hard but even by pinching my helmet, it still shot across the room and splattered on to her husband's chest, face and arm! I was so shocked and embarrassed coz she burst out laughing and the look on her husband's face looked like he will kill me any second. I was scared shitless coz he was about 7ft tall and very well built. I apologised so much and what didnt help was his Mrs laughing so much so loud. I didn't know what to do! Should I cry? Laugh? Help clean him up? So, I helped with the cleaning my jizz by hurling a towel at him and offering money, I didn't know what to do but quickly got dressed not even bothered to shower and leaving the premises like a bullet. That was my most embarrassing moment for me.  |
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I was invited to a popular swing club "out of hours" by the owner and his partner for some fun play.
The club owner was busy sorting out the pool water chemistry, so the wife and I engaged in a little pre play preparation and foreplay.
Still no sign of hubby, I was ready and the wife then told me all the condoms were in the kitchen. No problem, so I went naked and errect to the kitchen on the hunt for the condoms.
Well, as I discover the stash of condoms, in walks the club's co-owner and wife, complete with suitcases because they've just returned from a cruise.
And there's me naked in the club kitchen.
Gave me the shock of my life and as I dashed to the play room, I felt a bit like the naked runner from Porkies! |
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By *winger74Man
over a year ago
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"I gushed so hard I popped myself"
This lol has happened to me 3 times making women squirt and they had a little accident, never bothered me and just cleaned up and carried on, as they say "shit happens" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I arranged to meet a guy who wanted to watch me fuck his new hot girl friend. It was a blind meet 15 miles from my house. I arrived he seemed a nice guy he said she’s waiting for you upstairs. I go into the bedroom and the woman tied up and gagged was only a woman who lived opposite to me on the same street who I had known for 20 years. After the initial shock it went fantastically |
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over a year ago
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I once bumped into someone on here I worked with. I’d always fancied him but he was married so never thought it would happen. Seeing he was on here changed all that and I announced my discovery to him and we ended up in a hotel “working over”. I always imagined him to be straight laced but he was a demon between the sheets. I’d never squirted before and whilst we were having sex I felt this unusual feeling like I was going to pee myself but in a pleasurable way. As I cum I felt this uncontrollable urge like I was going to pee myself so I quickly climbed off his cock and as his cock slid out I felt a wave of pleasure pass throughmy pussy and all of a sudden I was stood there squirting down my legs and onto the carpet. I was sooooo embarrassed as nothing like that had ever happened before |
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My first ever meet. I had been attracted to this woman for a long time. She worked with my sister in a well known holiday camp but was a swinger. Finally built up the courage to start talking to her.
After a few weeks of talking we finally met. I had arranged to see my sister for the weekend and arranged to meet this girl after she finished work that night. In the bedroom she stripped off, her body was perfect.
I bent her over, and fucking her doggy, she kept doing this little hip movement that made it feel even tighter and within 2 mins a came inside her I didn’t want her to know so I carried on!!! |
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By *piderxMan
over a year ago
west lothian |
Walking through a hotel after an afternoon off fun with a couple i was spotted by my mum and dad who were having dinner in the restaurant
I had to make up an excuse that i had been out drinking all day and only nipped in to use the loo |
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By *exymum07Woman
over a year ago
west lothian |
Ive mentioned this on here before we had got on great he was a single dad
we had a couple of hotel meets and felt safe enough to go to his house
so am on all fours nothing on but stockings and heels he banging away from behind and the door opens and his 4 yr old daughter is standing there saying she cant get to sleep for the noise
Turns out his mum had let him down to babysit and he didnt want to cancel
by the time he settled her i was dressed and out the door
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We was at our local club enjoying a jacuzzi when a young lady decided to get out. She slipped and fell onto the tiled area surrounding the jacuzzi and split her head open, rendering her unconscious. Both my partner and I rendered first aid whilst waiting for the ambulance. The look on the ambulance crew faces was a picture. The lady was fine after a trip to hospital |
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Few years ago met a couple - after a fun meet in their lounge they said that I was welcome to freshen up in their shower upstairs.
Mid shower the door opens and a small boy aged about 3 runs in wearing PJs and grabs a little toilet step before having a wee in the loo. He then trots back out again. The little guy was half asleep the whole time and never even once glanced in my direction as I cowered in the corner of the shower clutching my modesty.
Another story was a quite brilliant mmmf meet in a travelodge in mid summer. It was absolutely roasting and a long session. Found myself suddenly screaming with cramp just as the girl had managed to accommodate 2 of us in a DP. Picture the scene of a naked guy with a hard-on lying on his back as another guy in a similar state is stood there pushing his foot back to stretch his calf back.
Thankfully we were able to pick up where we left off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With a previous partner at Chameleons on the top floor viewing area. Various other couples with us and all watching a very good looking young couple fucking. All went well till the woman of the couple wrapped her legs around her partner revealing the price tag still on the sole of her high heels!
My partner got in quick with 'isn't that £9.99 from shoezone?'
The exhibitionists were interrupted mid-shag by us all laughing and thought we were laughing directly at them, her partner went limp and they rushed off frowning at us and wondering what they had done wrong!  |
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In the middle of a very nice TV/F/F experience, dressed in my lingerie with my "chicken fillets" in place. Got a bit carried away in a spot of doggy and one of my tits fell out the bra onto her back - she thought I had cum all over her! Cracked up as soon as she realised what had happened! |
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"One of the funniest was having a 3sum at a premier inn. We pushed the single beds together,really fit young guy was fucking julie, she was shaking and about to orgasm when she disappeared between the beds which had slid apart"
That is funny! |
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"In the middle of a very nice TV/F/F experience, dressed in my lingerie with my "chicken fillets" in place. Got a bit carried away in a spot of doggy and one of my tits fell out the bra onto her back - she thought I had cum all over her! Cracked up as soon as she realised what had happened!"
Now- that would be a lot of cum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club "
I actually watched that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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myself and friend enjoying some F/F play in a red room at a club, where things got extremely hot and very loud.
when we came out, people were staring at us and we were like 'oh aye they must have just heard us, lol'
but no.
we had forgotten we were both wearing red lipstick.
so we came out of that room both covered in eachothers lippy, literally looking like clowns (i have photographic evidence  ) honestly it was EVERYWHERE .
pure hysterical Px |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
First night in a club, had my balls emptied upstairs over a nice set of boobs, strolled downstairs to get into the hot tub and despite walking carefully, I slipped and splashed, right in front of two young naked women in the pool. Luckily,I landed on my arse and saved my self.
No damage done; as I'm a professional stuntman (He tells himself) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
Omg!! Did you?? "
Charlie? |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
Omg!! Did you??
Charlie? "
Was impressive though yeah??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
Omg!! Did you??
Charlie?
Was impressive though yeah?? "
It was |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
I watched that too!!! "
You was one of the guys holding me down! |
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
I watched that too!!!
You was one of the guys holding me down! "
I forgot about that haha |
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"Nearly shitting myself whilst being double fisted by a tgirl whilst being watched by quite a large audience on stage in a club
I actually watched that lol
I watched that too!!!
You was one of the guys holding me down!
I forgot about that haha"
You’re welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fingering a woman so hard she squirted but a golden nugget dropped out "
We had a party at ours once where one lady was receiving loads of attention on the lounge floor and produced a small, firm brown orb.
Someone said ‘what’s that?’ When they noticed it as her hubby scooped it up and took it to the bathroom.
I replied “I think it’s just a malteaser”
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Had a morning meet at a hotel - a MMMF. Lady made a huge amount of noise. Trouble is hotels are rather quiet that time of day except for the cleaners. About 15 mins in heard some laughing outside - in a break in the action looked through the peephole and found 2 cleaners and the manager listening at the door and in hysterics.. |
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Was at a packed club and sinner was on all fours enjoying a hung black guy (with an audience) when all of a sudden he said shite the condom come of inside. I had the embarrassment of having to find the condom with everyone giggling at me. |
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We were having a hot 4 some in a hotel, I was doing the other woman from behind and she pulled the headboard off the wall, another time after another 4some we all had breakfast next morning and whilst stood at reception waiting to check out a family were in front complaining about the disgusting sex noises going on till four in the morning |
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A couple came over to my house. He set up lights and camera on tripods etc.
Then he put a tarpaulin on the floor... the explanation was that "she is a massive squirter, we don't want to ruin your carpets"
She was making a LOT of noise while I was fucking her.
There is a gate between my back garden and the neighbour. The neighbours are VERY straight. they heard all the noise and thought someone had been injured.
So two of us spitroasting this lovely woman, camera, lights... to see my neighbours horrified face at the patio doors.
She couldn't look me in the face for weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last couple we met , before lockdown started. The male half started using toys on Mrs and eventually got on to using a glass ball. It got stuck inside her........ 20 minutes later it came out |
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