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over a year ago
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The pineapple thing is an urban myth.
Supposedly swingers in florida would have pineapples in their gardens or on their porches to let others know they were available.
A similar story was lady swingers would all wear anklets and that is how you would know them.
No basis for reality for either however |
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"Pineapples have been associated with swingers for years
Apparently people used to leave them upside down in their porches "
We’ve heard about upside down pineapples in general (windowsill, for passers-by or on table for guests)
Also flamingos, pampas and ring on thumb but tbh not sure if any are so reliable as to “out” yourself to those “showing”  |
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"The pineapple thing is an urban myth.
Supposedly swingers in florida would have pineapples in their gardens or on their porches to let others know they were available.
A similar story was lady swingers would all wear anklets and that is how you would know them.
No basis for reality for either however "
The anklet thing caught a friend of mine out once. She approached a girl in the bar wearing one and asked if she was a swinger she was mortified. |
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"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x
I’ve got a pineapple for you  "
Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x |
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"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x
I’ve got a pineapple for you
Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x"
I’ve now got you a pineapple home delivery subscription. See you next weekend.  |
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"I'll never look at pineapple in the same way ever again lol. Although I do love it x
I’ve got a pineapple for you
Lol I bet you do! I was told some years ago in here that it's supposed to make us ladies taste sweeter down below x
I’ve now got you a pineapple home delivery subscription. See you next weekend. "
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"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"
Not in your basket but having pineapples in your window is generally considered to be a secret handshake for swingers. |
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"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?
There were no baskets left
And if I have a basket and no pineapple
There were no pineapples left "
Totally proud. I was expecting that one |
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"What if I carry a pineapple under my arm without a basket. What’s that mean?
There were no baskets left
And if I have a basket and no pineapple
There were no pineapples left
Totally proud. I was expecting that one"
Creative wasn’t it  |
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I put up a pic of my fingers through a pineapple ring, being saucy but not knowing the swing association.
I was quickly enlightened, and delighted with the unexpected coincidence!!  |
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The amount of pineapple and pineapple juice that I eat and drink every day I should be "Swinging", I should have turned into a chimpanzee by now!!!
I shall have to think twice now when I am buying them, they will be on top of my basket or trolley in full view. |
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"Pineapple belongs on pizza, copious amounts of it too. End of.  
It had no place on pizza
But it really does!  "
I agree on this, pineapple does belong on pizza |
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"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"
Bought some, it does not seem to work,let's do some flirtini with it (vodka, orange liquor, pineapple juice and champagne). |
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"Anyone heard the thing about having a pineapple in your basket at a supermarket it means you’re a swinger. Is this a thing?"
Garbage
how the fuck does anyone buy a pineapple without ot going in their basket...
However, if you beleive this try it out stand by the pineapples in the store and every time someone buys one ask them |
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, but it sounds strange. 
