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I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper."
"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."
That spider never knew what fucking hit it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After shagging Cheryl Cole the other day, I'd like to say two things:
1. Her tits aren't that great, They're probably implants.
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2. The staff at Madame Tussard's are right miserable bastards! |
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