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I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that 
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
What a weird thing to do
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
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How did you choose the tightest? Pre ‘ramming’ finger test? |
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
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Sounds safe  |
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"Yes, with Mrs KC in the back of a Corsa.
Wasn't pleasant and would not like a repeat. Also killed off car sex for me ever again! 
Mr KC"
Did mine in a mini metro lol. Tal about car trouble hey  |
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
Sounds safe "
In those days safe sex was giving someone else's name. |
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
How did you choose the tightest? Pre ‘ramming’ finger test? "
No we just went by the people we k.new |
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By *pandjMan
over a year ago
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Did mine with my ex a couple of times and was keen for it to stop so decided to have a frenuplasty.
Wish I hadn't as its less sensitive now and in she went off sex soon afterwards anyway 
Should've just let it heal. |
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
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She won't have thought that.
She will have known whether she was menstruating or not. Apparently females a quite astute when it comes to their own bodies! |
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"Did mine with my ex a couple of times and was keen for it to stop so decided to have a frenuplasty.
Wish I hadn't as its less sensitive now and in she went off sex soon afterwards anyway
Should've just let it heal. "
That's what Mr KC had to do with his. LOTS of being careful for quite a long time after the Corsa incident  |
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By *pandjMan
over a year ago
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"Did mine with my ex a couple of times and was keen for it to stop so decided to have a frenuplasty.
Wish I hadn't as its less sensitive now and in she went off sex soon afterwards anyway
Should've just let it heal.
That's what Mr KC had to do with his. LOTS of being careful for quite a long time after the Corsa incident "
Was too impatient and thought having it removed would lead to a faster return shagging with no chance of it happening.
I did have a comicly enormous bandage on there that the Philipino nurse demanded I cut the end off. She wanted to know that I could wee but I was just coming round and having to put hospital scissors near what was left of my old boy
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"Did mine with my ex a couple of times and was keen for it to stop so decided to have a frenuplasty.
Wish I hadn't as its less sensitive now and in she went off sex soon afterwards anyway
Should've just let it heal.
That's what Mr KC had to do with his. LOTS of being careful for quite a long time after the Corsa incident
Was too impatient and thought having it removed would lead to a faster return shagging with no chance of it happening.
I did have a comicly enormous bandage on there that the Philipino nurse demanded I cut the end off. She wanted to know that I could wee but I was just coming round and having to put hospital scissors near what was left of my old boy
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We had to go to my Dad's house with Mr KC's penis bleeding like fuck and with bits of cum mixed in there, all the while trying not to panic or let on what had happened! Then I dropped him at A&E but couldn't stay because I had to get home for my son. I believe the doctors dealt with him with only minor sniggering and then he had to catch the train back to uni, still with blood/cum streaked undies on 
As he gingerly walked to his residence, he happened upon my younger brother who had been to a gig and had to have a polite chat 
That frenulum thing plagued him for a good 3 or 4 years after, possibly longer. This happened back in 2004 or 2005 by the way, it's fine now (15/16 yrs later!) |
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No but did have an ex take a razorblade to mine. Sliced through Japs eye, down urethra and scrotum. Stopped 5 mm above my sphincter. Had to jam a t-shirt in my ball sack to stem bleeding. Luckily lived very close to local hospital but psed out in a&e and split my head open on the floor. Was a memorable night. Took a few years to be able to use it again. Learned to please without using it so I'm almost greatful it happened. Lol |
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"No but did have an ex take a razorblade to mine. Sliced through Japs eye, down urethra and scrotum. Stopped 5 mm above my sphincter. Had to jam a t-shirt in my ball sack to stem bleeding. Luckily lived very close to local hospital but psed out in a&e and split my head open on the floor. Was a memorable night. Took a few years to be able to use it again. Learned to please without using it so I'm almost greatful it happened. Lol"
Hell hath no fury |
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
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Years ago an ex of mine did this. The first time it happened I was literally inconsolable, first thinking I had started my period, then finding out he was hurt. (I was quite young and nieve) i thought I did something wrong and felt terrible for it.
Thankfully he explained to me and he was amazing considering the pain he was in. I couldn't imagine going away and not understanding properly what happened.
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"I split my reed halfway quite early on. Afterwards sex was literally a pain.
With a mate I came up with a plan.
1 Find the girl with the tightest pussy I could
2 Get d*unk
3 Ram it in and split the rest.
It worked but was very messy. She probably still thinks she came on and I feel guilty for letting her think that
Years ago an ex of mine did this. The first time it happened I was literally inconsolable, first thinking I had started my period, then finding out he was hurt. (I was quite young and nieve) i thought I did something wrong and felt terrible for it.
Thankfully he explained to me and he was amazing considering the pain he was in. I couldn't imagine going away and not understanding properly what happened.
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I feel even more guilty now  |
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"No but did have an ex take a razorblade to mine. Sliced through Japs eye, down urethra and scrotum. Stopped 5 mm above my sphincter. Had to jam a t-shirt in my ball sack to stem bleeding. Luckily lived very close to local hospital but psed out in a&e and split my head open on the floor. Was a memorable night. Took a few years to be able to use it again. Learned to please without using it so I'm almost greatful it happened. Lol"
Holy shit!
Wow, what was her reason for doing that? Sounds like she should have been sectioned!
How are things for you now with your old fella? Is it fully functional?
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"No but did have an ex take a razorblade to mine. Sliced through Japs eye, down urethra and scrotum. Stopped 5 mm above my sphincter. Had to jam a t-shirt in my ball sack to stem bleeding. Luckily lived very close to local hospital but psed out in a&e and split my head open on the floor. Was a memorable night. Took a few years to be able to use it again. Learned to please without using it so I'm almost greatful it happened. Lol
Holy shit!
Wow, what was her reason for doing that? Sounds like she should have been sectioned!
How are things for you now with your old fella? Is it fully functional?
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I caught her cheating with 3 of my friends and told her I was leaving. Didn't want her to be homeless so stayed in spare room while looking for a new place for myself. She came into the room while I was asleep and I thought she was trying to get frisky. Then she said " if your not gonna sleep with me then your not fucking anyone else" and slice...ouchie
It works most of the time now thankfully. Even when it doesn't I have other ways to enjoy the evening and make sure Rhiannon has her fun first anyway.  |
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"No but did have an ex take a razorblade to mine. Sliced through Japs eye, down urethra and scrotum. Stopped 5 mm above my sphincter. Had to jam a t-shirt in my ball sack to stem bleeding. Luckily lived very close to local hospital but psed out in a&e and split my head open on the floor. Was a memorable night. Took a few years to be able to use it again. Learned to please without using it so I'm almost greatful it happened. Lol
Holy shit!
Wow, what was her reason for doing that? Sounds like she should have been sectioned!
How are things for you now with your old fella? Is it fully functional?
I caught her cheating with 3 of my friends and told her I was leaving. Didn't want her to be homeless so stayed in spare room while looking for a new place for myself. She came into the room while I was asleep and I thought she was trying to get frisky. Then she said " if your not gonna sleep with me then your not fucking anyone else" and slice...ouchie
It works most of the time now thankfully. Even when it doesn't I have other ways to enjoy the evening and make sure Rhiannon has her fun first anyway. "
 OMG! I don't know why I thought your original comment was a kink related thing.
But that's utterly terrifying |
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being active with a high sex drive didnt help when this happened to me,the pain was imense and kills the moment pretty instant,,on inspection its clear what happens as u know when its tight but its a nice feeling guys so we carry on giving it what far,i googled as i was scared to go hospital and its a part of ur body that heals itself so i think it says 6 to 8 weeks with out action but i could see it healing after 3 weeks and yes i worked and tore it again and again after that till i had to starve myself of sex,i am thick girthed and a decent length so it was very tight when fully hard anyway but the 3rd time i tore it within the few weeks it tore to the point it wasnt holding the head back no more and re heald further down itself so has made it lots better and my cock a little longer when hard,im left with a little blob of skin where it was origionally joined which doesnt bother me but things are great now. |
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Ooouuuuuuuccchy... Does it heal itself???
That's the bit that keeps the foreskin attached to the top of penis yea... Another advantage of circumcision...no torn `banjo strings`... |
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My pal done it when we were just in our teens lol. I think that it was his 1st time to be honest and he put it up the wrong hole .he came running into the living room with the blood hitting the ceiling lol. I went to get him towels and by the time I got back he had 2 slices of bread round it . Bad thing to happen but we couldn't stop laughing at the time x  |
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"Ooouuuuuuuccchy... Does it heal itself???
That's the bit that keeps the foreskin attached to the top of penis yea... Another advantage of circumcision...no torn `banjo strings`..."
Yes it does but takes a while, I blame Mrs C for getting carried away when we were still in our early 20s |
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"Ooouuuuuuuccchy... Does it heal itself???
That's the bit that keeps the foreskin attached to the top of penis yea... Another advantage of circumcision...no torn `banjo strings`..."
Excactly lol it heals itself x  |
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"My pal done it when we were just in our teens lol. I think that it was his 1st time to be honest and he put it up the wrong hole .he came running into the living room with the blood hitting the ceiling lol. I went to get him towels and by the time I got back he had 2 slices of bread round it . Bad thing to happen but we couldn't stop laughing at the time x "
Ssssssssssstooopppppp with the 2 slices of bread around his cock... too funny... poor fella... a cock sambo with lottsa ketchup |
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Flash backs to when me and Miss B were dating, we ended up pulling over and having spontaneous sex in an MOT car park on the main road...knickers pulled to the side and cock straight in, or so I thought. Banjo went and blood on the car and everywhere - didn’t realise it was me at first and thought she came on! She loves to take the piss ever since haha but it wasn’t pleasant! |
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Oh my God, worst pain ever. Clutching your cock, with blood seeping out between my fingers! Not a good day! Doctor said it was a DIY circumcision (almost ) |
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"Oh my God, worst pain ever. Clutching your cock, with blood seeping out between my fingers! Not a good day! Doctor said it was a DIY circumcision (almost )"
OMG ... I'd say it's an horrific stinging pain is it? Must have been a really bad tear for Dr to say that ... self circumcision
Oooooooohhh aren't I glad I don't have a `banjo string`... If I had I'd be circumcised no doubt |
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Like someone had jammed a needle in the end of my cock...as per the previous posts, my mates were less than supportive!! They brought me an actual banjo string from a flipping music shop as a consolation...twats!!! |
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"Imagine having your finger nail pulled off, but that finger nail was attach in your special area!!"
That explains it...so it is an excruciating stinging pain... How long did it take it to heal...were you bandaged? I think if the doc told me I almost s
circumcised myself I'd actually say go for it...remove the foreskin |
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"Imagine having your finger nail pulled off, but that finger nail was attach in your special area!!
That explains it...so it is an excruciating stinging pain... How long did it take it to heal...were you bandaged? I think if the doc told me I almost s
circumcised myself I'd actually say go for it...remove the foreskin"
Basically ripped it completely, took about 4 weeks to heal. I was doing a long distance relationship at the time, hence the event taking place. She'd just had a coil fitted, which she thought had sliced me up |
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The coil wouldn't do that...the coil is tiny and isn't sharp...
Some women are just too rough also and they think they're dealing with steel. Guys have told me they've been hurt in many ways by women sexually...rough BJs also... |
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"The coil wouldn't do that...the coil is tiny and isn't sharp...
Some women are just too rough also and they think they're dealing with steel. Guys have told me they've been hurt in many ways by women sexually...rough BJs also... "
Yeeah she was sucking with such a tight grip I could feel the friction. Felt like carpet burn. Very bad experience |
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"The coil wouldn't do that...the coil is tiny and isn't sharp...
Some women are just too rough also and they think they're dealing with steel. Guys have told me they've been hurt in many ways by women sexually...rough BJs also...
Yeeah she was sucking with such a tight grip I could feel the friction. Felt like carpet burn. Very bad experience "
This Exactly ^^^^^^
I was chatting to a guy recently and he said most of his BJs were very rough... Teeth used etc... Like wtf...not intentionally but their teeth kept hitting off his cock like OMFG |
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"The coil wouldn't do that...the coil is tiny and isn't sharp...
Some women are just too rough also and they think they're dealing with steel. Guys have told me they've been hurt in many ways by women sexually...rough BJs also...
Yeeah she was sucking with such a tight grip I could feel the friction. Felt like carpet burn. Very bad experience
This Exactly ^^^^^^
I was chatting to a guy recently and he said most of his BJs were very rough... Teeth used etc... Like wtf...not intentionally but their teeth kept hitting off his cock like OMFG "
Yeah teeth is a big big dislike for me. Some men like it however but not me. Like I know 'I'm a snack' but you can't literally bite into me lol |
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"The coil wouldn't do that...the coil is tiny and isn't sharp...
Some women are just too rough also and they think they're dealing with steel. Guys have told me they've been hurt in many ways by women sexually...rough BJs also...
Yeeah she was sucking with such a tight grip I could feel the friction. Felt like carpet burn. Very bad experience
This Exactly ^^^^^^
I was chatting to a guy recently and he said most of his BJs were very rough... Teeth used etc... Like wtf...not intentionally but their teeth kept hitting off his cock like OMFG
Yeah teeth is a big big dislike for me. Some men like it however but not me. Like I know 'I'm a snack' but you can't literally bite into me lol "
Pepperami...it's a bit of an animal GRRRRRRRRRRR |
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3 times.
1st, Hurt but carried on as No idea what happened. Pulled out and so much blood.
2nd, hurt less but had to stop and carry on alternative fun.
3rd, I noticed it, thought ffs and carried on! Not happened since. |
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