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"Actual step one: Stop making it all about squirting FFS! It puts too much pressure on the woman and more or less guarantees she won’t. I can only squirt on my own (sometimes) or with one specific partner who I’m 100% comfortable and relaxed with. Other people have tried and it’s been all about them wanting the badge of honour of making me squirt, and nothing to do with me." I wrote this in response to being asked BY WOMEN, which has happened several times. I do wonder if they put pressure on themselves sometimes and agree 100% with your comment. | |||
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"Step 1. Find out what the woman enjoys Step 2. Do it and then do it again. From A woman" And if she says I don't/don't want to squirt then don't batter her bladder/g-spot with anything. | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one "Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you."Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card? | |||
"Step 1. Find out what the woman enjoys Step 2. Do it and then do it again. From A woman" Agreed. And if she says 'I'd love to experience a liquid orgasm', then read my post. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card?"Really? That's your take? How sad. And there was me thinking Fab was so inclusive. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card?
Really? That's your take? How sad. And there was me thinking Fab was so inclusive."I'm not sure you know what inclusive means | |||
"Actual step one: Stop making it all about squirting FFS! It puts too much pressure on the woman and more or less guarantees she won’t. I can only squirt on my own (sometimes) or with one specific partner who I’m 100% comfortable and relaxed with. Other people have tried and it’s been all about them wanting the badge of honour of making me squirt, and nothing to do with me. I wrote this in response to being asked BY WOMEN, which has happened several times. I do wonder if they put pressure on themselves sometimes and agree 100% with your comment." I have never put pressure on myself, but men have put pressure on me. So I don’t think you understood me at all. | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you." | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card?"It was bound to happen! | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card?
Really? That's your take? How sad. And there was me thinking Fab was so inclusive.
I'm not sure you know what inclusive means"It means sharing knowledge and experience in a positive caring way, not trashing someone's work with biologically inaccurate statements, then trashing someone's response because they're the 'wrong' gender. | |||
"To cover a few comments: "No good for me, I have no idea what to do at step 4!" - you're a human being, right? Maybe a bot. "I grew up in bishops stortford." - come home, we miss you. "And even after all that...it might not happen!!" - you're not wrong. "Get her to drink a couple of litres of water, wait two hours, start tickling." - cruel, but I like the idea. "Can you send the cut down version?" - nope. "I must admit to not reading the op, as it doesn't really interest me for the above points." - it makes me feel so valued so thanks for your comment. "Just hit my g spot works just fine for me!! And if your not doing all the above anyway what is the point!!" - I guess this is the cut down version." I'm sorry I didn't make you feel valued. I may have taken more interest if it came from a woman, someone who actually knows what it takes, bearing in mind what works for one doesn't always work for another. I still haven't read it, again for the above reasons. | |||
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"Step 1. Find out what the woman enjoys Step 2. Do it and then do it again. From A woman Agreed. And if she says 'I'd love to experience a liquid orgasm', then read my post." We are all different, personally I love a good pounding   | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you."Lol do you know where the G-spot is, and what is very near it? Believe me, I've had many experts who know everything about making a woman squirt. It all started with an educational video on a porn site, on how to make a woman squirt, that did the rounds many years ago. And then squirting videos became popular on porn sites too, with actresses squirting gallons of "ejaculate" all over the floor. If you did try to make me squirt you could do it in a matter of minutes as I now have a weak bladder and urethra, partly due to being forced to piss myself 12 years back. If women enjoy it, fine. But there's no magic thing and expert has to do to make it happen. | |||
"I really really need to know what happened in step 4. This may be the step I need "It's drink 2 jugs of water so you can piss on them later and hope they'll stop trying to jackhammer you through the floor trying to make you squirt | |||
" I'm sorry I didn't make you feel valued. I may have taken more interest if it came from a woman, someone who actually knows what it takes, bearing in mind what works for one doesn't always work for another. I still haven't read it, again for the above reasons. " I'm sorry that you feel that only a woman would 'actually know what it takes.' | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Who had mansplaining a woman's anatomy to a women on their bingo call card?
Really? That's your take? How sad. And there was me thinking Fab was so inclusive.
I'm not sure you know what inclusive means
It means sharing knowledge and experience in a positive caring way, not trashing someone's work with biologically inaccurate statements, then trashing someone's response because they're the 'wrong' gender. "You don't have a vagina. You have no idea what it feels like. Tell me, where does all the liquid come from? | |||
" I'm sorry I didn't make you feel valued. I may have taken more interest if it came from a woman, someone who actually knows what it takes, bearing in mind what works for one doesn't always work for another. I still haven't read it, again for the above reasons. I'm sorry that you feel that only a woman would 'actually know what it takes.'" Any man can make a woman squirt if he can curl up his fingers, or if she's overweight with a weak bladder like me. If I could go back 12 years I would tell a certain man to fuck right off with his "new thing" that gave me a kidney infection. | |||
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" I'm sorry I didn't make you feel valued. I may have taken more interest if it came from a woman, someone who actually knows what it takes, bearing in mind what works for one doesn't always work for another. I still haven't read it, again for the above reasons. I'm sorry that you feel that only a woman would 'actually know what it takes.'" No need to be sorry. I'm quite happy to be oblivious. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Lol do you know where the G-spot is, and what is very near it?
Believe me, I've had many experts who know everything about making a woman squirt.
It all started with an educational video on a porn site, on how to make a woman squirt, that did the rounds many years ago.
And then squirting videos became popular on porn sites too, with actresses squirting gallons of "ejaculate" all over the floor.
If you did try to make me squirt you could do it in a matter of minutes as I now have a weak bladder and urethra, partly due to being forced to piss myself 12 years back.
If women enjoy it, fine. But there's no magic thing and expert has to do to make it happen.
"I understand your comments but I've had different experiences. Not from watching porn, but from working with women who ask, exploring their ideas and fantasies and doing my own research - including practical research. And my experience has been that many women not only want to know more, but also want their partners to learn. I thought sharing might help but it is clearly misplaced, based on these reactions. I won't make that mistake again. | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Are you definitely a woman? You might need to read up on your anatomy 101. Or PM me and we'll get together so I can show you.
Lol do you know where the G-spot is, and what is very near it?
Believe me, I've had many experts who know everything about making a woman squirt.
It all started with an educational video on a porn site, on how to make a woman squirt, that did the rounds many years ago.
And then squirting videos became popular on porn sites too, with actresses squirting gallons of "ejaculate" all over the floor.
If you did try to make me squirt you could do it in a matter of minutes as I now have a weak bladder and urethra, partly due to being forced to piss myself 12 years back.
If women enjoy it, fine. But there's no magic thing and expert has to do to make it happen.
I understand your comments but I've had different experiences. Not from watching porn, but from working with women who ask, exploring their ideas and fantasies and doing my own research - including practical research. And my experience has been that many women not only want to know more, but also want their partners to learn. I thought sharing might help but it is clearly misplaced, based on these reactions. I won't make that mistake again."You're wasting your time anyway. Most men who have messaged me on here are after a quick fuck. They don't want to waste time making a woman comfortable or relaxing her. They want to lay back, get their cock sucked, then jump on and finish inside me. Was a nice thought though. Have you any advice about neck massage for osteoarthritis? | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! " Please write an instructional. There's always room for more knowledge. | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! " If men stopped focusing on the end product (orgasm or squirting) I'd enjoy sex so much more. Not in the right place for sensual sex I suppose. | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! Please write an instructional. There's always room for more knowledge." If a man needs a manual he's not the man for me. What's wrong with finding out for yourself what we like? I do it for men. I don't go in with a manual. I learn about how they like their g-spot treated by them, not by another man. | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! " Yep, same here, squirting & orgasm two separate things which occasionally coincide but often don't. | |||
" You're wasting your time anyway. Most men who have messaged me on here are after a quick fuck. They don't want to waste time making a woman comfortable or relaxing her. They want to lay back, get their cock sucked, then jump on and finish inside me. Was a nice thought though. Have you any advice about neck massage for osteoarthritis? " Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. The problem with arthritic conditions is that it's really about joints and cartilage, where as massage is about muscles and the lymph system. You really need a physio rather than a massage therapist. Having said that, any safe treatment that relaxes and stretches the muscles will ease the pressure on your joints - even though it may only be temporary. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one "Yes there’s a big difference in a true female ejaculation from her glands and her losing bladder control and pissing for England. The lack of control due to pelvic floor and other issues is often not a lot to show off about, but it’s become a bit of a badge (or even vage) of honour for some it seems. | |||
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"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Yes there’s a big difference in a true female ejaculation from her glands and her losing bladder control and pissing for England. The lack of control due to pelvic floor and other issues is often not a lot to show off about, but it’s become a bit of a badge (or even vage) of honour for some it seems. "Men love fucking me. I leave a wet patch with minimal effort on their part. If anyone does the finger blast or forceful anything they need lots of towels. And I don't sleep in it. | |||
" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. " How rude | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Yes there’s a big difference in a true female ejaculation from her glands and her losing bladder control and pissing for England. The lack of control due to pelvic floor and other issues is often not a lot to show off about, but it’s become a bit of a badge (or even vage) of honour for some it seems. "I met a beautiful woman once who peed during sex and apologised profusely. I said it doesn't matter to me, but did you enjoy it? She said it was the best shag she'd had for ages. It's all about the pleasure. No badge required. | |||
" You're wasting your time anyway. Most men who have messaged me on here are after a quick fuck. They don't want to waste time making a woman comfortable or relaxing her. They want to lay back, get their cock sucked, then jump on and finish inside me. Was a nice thought though. Have you any advice about neck massage for osteoarthritis? Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. The problem with arthritic conditions is that it's really about joints and cartilage, where as massage is about muscles and the lymph system. You really need a physio rather than a massage therapist. Having said that, any safe treatment that relaxes and stretches the muscles will ease the pressure on your joints - even though it may only be temporary. " Thank you. I keep getting offers of massage on my neck, which I was sure would make it worse. I've had a deep tissue massage on my lower back by a qualified sports therapist thingy, which cured the pain. Bloody hurt though. | |||
"So, you're battering the bladder to force her to piss. Nice one
Yes there’s a big difference in a true female ejaculation from her glands and her losing bladder control and pissing for England. The lack of control due to pelvic floor and other issues is often not a lot to show off about, but it’s become a bit of a badge (or even vage) of honour for some it seems.
I met a beautiful woman once who peed during sex and apologised profusely. I said it doesn't matter to me, but did you enjoy it? She said it was the best shag she'd had for ages. It's all about the pleasure. No badge required."See, I would rather stand over a man and pee on him, than on the bed. | |||
" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. How rude" In what way is that rude? I've been variously criticised for: 1. Talking about female orgasm which is apparently wrong because I'm a man. 2. Describing my personal experiences because they are a lots of other opinions, despite saying, at least THREE times, that every women is different. 3. Accused of not knowing about the female anatomy, despite formal training as a massage therapist and then being asked BY THE SAME POSTER, for advice on a medical condition! 4. Waisting my time because most men just want to get their end away. The last thing I would ever want to be is rude.  | |||
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"1) I only cum with very specific stimulation. 2) It takes ages. Literally ages. Anyone with a short attention span need not apply. 3) I have never squirted/gushed. 4) I have excellent bladder control. 5) I have no wish to emenate significant amounts of fluid from my nether regions during sex. 6) Anyone wanting/expecting the emenation of significant amounts of fluids during sex need not apply. Yours, Mrs KC." Love this | |||
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" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. How rude In what way is that rude? I've been variously criticised for: 1. Talking about female orgasm which is apparently wrong because I'm a man. 2. Describing my personal experiences because they are a lots of other opinions, despite saying, at least THREE times, that every women is different. 3. Accused of not knowing about the female anatomy, despite formal training as a massage therapist and then being asked BY THE SAME POSTER, for advice on a medical condition! 4. Waisting my time because most men just want to get their end away. The last thing I would ever want to be is rude. "Re read your post and you will see it!! And for the record I have a shower in the morning and a bath at night.. so yeah rude | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! " This! OMG, THIS!!!! | |||
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"1) I only cum with very specific stimulation. 2) It takes ages. Literally ages. Anyone with a short attention span need not apply. 3) I have never squirted/gushed. 4) I have excellent bladder control. 5) I have no wish to emenate significant amounts of fluid from my nether regions during sex. 6) Anyone wanting/expecting the emenation of significant amounts of fluids during sex need not apply. Yours, Mrs KC." Wonderful! Adore you already. "Anyone with a short attention span need not apply." That rules out most of the male population then!  | |||
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"i get what you are trying to do here , but you missed the real first step - ask her doesn’t she even want to squirt - my answer would be no and it would save you alot of time and steps " Quite possibly, although the premise of the post is that the couple's aim is to do that in the first place. No need to worry about my time. I'm having a ball here. Most enjoyable afternoon I've had since Lockdown started. OK... maybe second best, but still magical. | |||
"1) I only cum with very specific stimulation. 2) It takes ages. Literally ages. Anyone with a short attention span need not apply. 3) I have never squirted/gushed. 4) I have excellent bladder control. 5) I have no wish to emenate significant amounts of fluid from my nether regions during sex. 6) Anyone wanting/expecting the emenation of significant amounts of fluids during sex need not apply. Yours, Mrs KC. Wonderful! Adore you already. "Anyone with a short attention span need not apply." That rules out most of the male population then! "Good. If someone doesn't wish to find out about why it takes so long for me to achieve orgasm, then they're not coming anywhere near me or my vulva. Fortunately, Mr KC is a very generous, understanding and emotionally mature man and he knows exactly what's what. | |||
"What a load of shit "Sounds like maybe you haven't had the same experiences I've had. But your helpful comment is noted. | |||
"1) I only cum with very specific stimulation. 2) It takes ages. Literally ages. Anyone with a short attention span need not apply. 3) I have never squirted/gushed. 4) I have excellent bladder control. 5) I have no wish to emenate significant amounts of fluid from my nether regions during sex. 6) Anyone wanting/expecting the emenation of significant amounts of fluids during sex need not apply. Yours, Mrs KC. Wonderful! Adore you already. "Anyone with a short attention span need not apply." That rules out most of the male population then!
Good. If someone doesn't wish to find out about why it takes so long for me to achieve orgasm, then they're not coming anywhere near me or my vulva. Fortunately, Mr KC is a very generous, understanding and emotionally mature man and he knows exactly what's what. "Hang on to him. He's a keeper for sure. | |||
" I'm not a doctor, sex counsellor or some kind of guru, but as a semi-professional massage therapist" I think you will find no professional body allows fingering clients, please update to amateur wannabe squirt guru or list your professional body | |||
" I'm not a doctor, sex counsellor or some kind of guru, but as a semi-professional massage therapist I think you will find no professional body allows fingering clients, please update to amateur wannabe squirt guru or list your professional body " I was just thinking how to articulate that in a polite way. But yours hits the spot. (Unlike ANY professional masseur I have ever had. Thankfully) | |||
" I'm not a doctor, sex counsellor or some kind of guru, but as a semi-professional massage therapist I think you will find no professional body allows fingering clients, please update to amateur wannabe squirt guru or list your professional body I was just thinking how to articulate that in a polite way. But yours hits the spot. (Unlike ANY professional masseur I have ever had. Thankfully)" I was just about to write something similar | |||
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" I'm not a doctor, sex counsellor or some kind of guru, but as a semi-professional massage therapist I think you will find no professional body allows fingering clients, please update to amateur wannabe squirt guru or list your professional body I was just thinking how to articulate that in a polite way. But yours hits the spot. (Unlike ANY professional masseur I have ever had. Thankfully)" its for exactly this reason i wouldn’t book any of those massage at home companies - would only ever get a massage in a reputable salon or spa (or a naughty one from a lover but that goes without saying is a different scenario) | |||
" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. How rude In what way is that rude? I've been variously criticised for: 1. Talking about female orgasm which is apparently wrong because I'm a man. 2. Describing my personal experiences because they are a lots of other opinions, despite saying, at least THREE times, that every women is different. 3. Accused of not knowing about the female anatomy, despite formal training as a massage therapist and then being asked BY THE SAME POSTER, for advice on a medical condition! 4. Waisting my time because most men just want to get their end away. The last thing I would ever want to be is rude.
Re read your post and you will see it!! And for the record I have a shower in the morning and a bath at night.. so yeah rude"So let me get this straight. I've been accused of 'mansplaining' and obviously not everyone agrees with my views. Fair enough. But your reaction is simply two words 'How rude' and when I then ask for an explanation of what you mean your response is 'reread your post and you'll see it'. So you presumably think I'm dumb enough not to be able to understand you, or stupid enough to ask when it's clearly obvious. Would that be a fair assessment of your response? You've completely lost me on the shower thing. I'm delighted to hear about your regular ablutions - very commendable. But I can't see it's relevance. My use of the phrase 'unwashed masses' was entirely metaphorical. | |||
"Can OP confirm what STEP FOUR is please? " Or anyone else | |||
"What a load of shit
Sounds like maybe you haven't had the same experiences I've had. But your helpful comment is noted."You nake so many generalisations about women all liking this, that of the other, hence my comment. A few examples below:- There are variations, but the basics are pretty similar for every woman If you've fully connected with your woman and she's aroused, she will want something inside her vagina there is ABSOLUTLEY NO VALUE is going anywhere near her G-spot until she is fully aroused And don't forget, although you're focussed on her pussy, she'll still enjoy you touching her breasts or gently pinching her nipples if she's not screaming for you to stop then KEEP GOING! If you keep going, her orgasm will continue | |||
" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. How rude In what way is that rude? I've been variously criticised for: 1. Talking about female orgasm which is apparently wrong because I'm a man. 2. Describing my personal experiences because they are a lots of other opinions, despite saying, at least THREE times, that every women is different. 3. Accused of not knowing about the female anatomy, despite formal training as a massage therapist and then being asked BY THE SAME POSTER, for advice on a medical condition! 4. Waisting my time because most men just want to get their end away. The last thing I would ever want to be is rude.
Re read your post and you will see it!! And for the record I have a shower in the morning and a bath at night.. so yeah rude
So let me get this straight. I've been accused of 'mansplaining' and obviously not everyone agrees with my views. Fair enough. But your reaction is simply two words 'How rude' and when I then ask for an explanation of what you mean your response is 'reread your post and you'll see it'. So you presumably think I'm dumb enough not to be able to understand you, or stupid enough to ask when it's clearly obvious. Would that be a fair assessment of your response?
You've completely lost me on the shower thing. I'm delighted to hear about your regular ablutions - very commendable. But I can't see it's relevance. My use of the phrase 'unwashed masses' was entirely metaphorical. "So you saying trying to educate the unwashed wasn’t rude! This is a forum with multiple people responding so am guess you’re talking about us all. | |||
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" Valid point. Trying to educate the unwashed my be futile. Especially it seems because I'm a man. Haha. How rude In what way is that rude? I've been variously criticised for: 1. Talking about female orgasm which is apparently wrong because I'm a man. 2. Describing my personal experiences because they are a lots of other opinions, despite saying, at least THREE times, that every women is different. 3. Accused of not knowing about the female anatomy, despite formal training as a massage therapist and then being asked BY THE SAME POSTER, for advice on a medical condition! 4. Waisting my time because most men just want to get their end away. The last thing I would ever want to be is rude.
Re read your post and you will see it!! And for the record I have a shower in the morning and a bath at night.. so yeah rude
So let me get this straight. I've been accused of 'mansplaining' and obviously not everyone agrees with my views. Fair enough. But your reaction is simply two words 'How rude' and when I then ask for an explanation of what you mean your response is 'reread your post and you'll see it'. So you presumably think I'm dumb enough not to be able to understand you, or stupid enough to ask when it's clearly obvious. Would that be a fair assessment of your response?
You've completely lost me on the shower thing. I'm delighted to hear about your regular ablutions - very commendable. But I can't see it's relevance. My use of the phrase 'unwashed masses' was entirely metaphorical.
So you saying trying to educate the unwashed wasn’t rude! This is a forum with multiple people responding so am guess you’re talking about us all."Nope. I was responding to a post which suggested that 'Most men who have messaged me on here are after a quick fuck.'. You aren't a man, so my comment didn't apply. | |||
"Has anyone sent for Princess Peach?" I'm only responding as politely as possible. But I do love a mushroom, it's true. | |||
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"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen "No, not at all!!! You do whatever makes you feel good. Respondents on here aren't objecting to the squirting, they're objecting to the "mansplaining" on how to make a woman "gush" xx | |||
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"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen "Thank you. Some constructive honesty. It sad that people have said that to you because what you experience is bother perfectly natural and something you should embrace and enjoy. My article hasn't been received well, but I would still like to say this: rejoice in who you are, however your body works. Explore it with an open mind and anyone who tells you it's wrong is a twat. | |||
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"Im looking for STEP FOUR " And you win the award for being the first person to properly read it! Congrats. Like I said in post number #2, I didn't proof read very well. My bad. | |||
"I really should proof read my posts properly. A few typos in the above but I'm sure you get the picture. " What picture? | |||
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"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen "the way i see it is if you think its different and you enjoyed the experience , carry on , no issues the problem for me is, what is happening for most women doesn’t feel like a different experience, what is happening for most of us is the beginnings of a uti from getting bashed about down there til we do pee ourselves because guys have been told by porn that its hot to make a woman squirt and jabbing about near your bladder will make it happen , so now it stings when i pee for a week and i have to wash my mattress  and then i tell a guy i dont want him to do it because i dont enjoy it and i get told ive just not experienced it done right | |||
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"Cant handle instructions... "In my experience most men don't read instructions anyway, they usually throw them away & do their own thing K | |||
"What a load of shit "Pretty much. | |||
"I’m really trying hard to stop myself saying what I really think. I’d be on the time out step forever. OP, I don’t know how long it took you to write your instruction manual but two points..... Not every woman is able to squirt and..... Not every woman bloody well wants to! Stop making it sound like our bodies are a radio that needs to be tuned in to work properly because whether you meant to or not, that’s exactly how it’s come across!
V"You are so right V. But respectfully, did you miss the part where I mention that every woman is different, or that this is my personal experience, or that you need to discuss and communicate with your partner? I tried quite hard to make it inclusive and supportive. I'm getting the impression that people see it as some kind of misogynistic lecture, which is a bit sad really. | |||
"Talented fingers and an open mind work for me "Me too! I need to be able to relax and trust the other person(s) knowing I won't be judged | |||
"What a load of shit
Pretty much."But Swing, you're just not doing it right | |||
"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen
Thank you. Some constructive honesty. It sad that people have said that to you because what you experience is bother perfectly natural and something you should embrace and enjoy. My article hasn't been received well, but I would still like to say this: rejoice in who you are, however your body works. Explore it with an open mind and anyone who tells you it's wrong is a twat."Twat, is that a semiprofessional term or a non therapeutic projection? Coming from not being educated in the “squirt” (why the hell can I not get the streak out of my head)? What number does consent come under? Also, granny egg sucking. However, you have thought about it, which I suspect isn’t a process much practiced on here. Hey, have fun! | |||
"I’m really trying hard to stop myself saying what I really think. I’d be on the time out step forever. OP, I don’t know how long it took you to write your instruction manual but two points..... Not every woman is able to squirt and..... Not every woman bloody well wants to! Stop making it sound like our bodies are a radio that needs to be tuned in to work properly because whether you meant to or not, that’s exactly how it’s come across!
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You are so right V. But respectfully, did you miss the part where I mention that every woman is different, or that this is my personal experience, or that you need to discuss and communicate with your partner? I tried quite hard to make it inclusive and supportive. I'm getting the impression that people see it as some kind of misogynistic lecture, which is a bit sad really. "I think the reason you're getting that impression is that this really isn't your target audience. You've acceded that "all women are different", but then go on to give a set of instructions and you've become defensive - and a little rude - when challenged. I get that you posted with good intentions, but it clearly hasn't gone the way you thought. Maybe time to leave it be? | |||
"What a load of shit
Pretty much.
But Swing, you're just not doing it right "I'll happily not do it right, it works for me just fine. | |||
"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen
Thank you. Some constructive honesty. It sad that people have said that to you because what you experience is bother perfectly natural and something you should embrace and enjoy. My article hasn't been received well, but I would still like to say this: rejoice in who you are, however your body works. Explore it with an open mind and anyone who tells you it's wrong is a twat.
Twat, is that a semiprofessional term or a non therapeutic projection?
Coming from not being educated in the “squirt” (why the hell can I not get the streak out of my head)?
What number does consent come under?
Also, granny egg sucking.
However, you have thought about it, which I suspect isn’t a process much practiced on here.
Hey, have fun!
"Twat is, like my article, just a personal opinion!
Consent is in the first para where it says "When you're both working together towards the same goal." Seems pretty clear to me, although I did also mention discussion and checkins throughout the entire fucking article! Maybe you missed that. | |||
"What a load of shit
Pretty much.
But Swing, you're just not doing it right
I'll happily not do it right, it works for me just fine."You and me both. Instructions are for baking a cake | |||
"I’m really trying hard to stop myself saying what I really think. I’d be on the time out step forever. OP, I don’t know how long it took you to write your instruction manual but two points..... Not every woman is able to squirt and..... Not every woman bloody well wants to! Stop making it sound like our bodies are a radio that needs to be tuned in to work properly because whether you meant to or not, that’s exactly how it’s come across!
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You are so right V. But respectfully, did you miss the part where I mention that every woman is different, or that this is my personal experience, or that you need to discuss and communicate with your partner? I tried quite hard to make it inclusive and supportive. I'm getting the impression that people see it as some kind of misogynistic lecture, which is a bit sad really.
I think the reason you're getting that impression is that this really isn't your target audience.
You've acceded that "all women are different", but then go on to give a set of instructions and you've become defensive - and a little rude - when challenged.
I get that you posted with good intentions, but it clearly hasn't gone the way you thought. Maybe time to leave it be? "No! I'm having so much fun! But yea, you're probably right. Thanks for all the fish. xxx Luv-massage out. | |||
"I am a squirter/gusher whatever you want to call it and posts like this always make me feel ashamed and in all honesty a bit dirty (not in a good way)! It happened to me for the first time in 2019 when I was fully relaxed and lost my mental block I had no idea what it was at first. It is completely different to peeing, the sensation is different and the fluid feels and smells different but whenever the subject comes up I'm told its just p*ss and its disgusting etc. I can't help it so should I concentrate on not feeling pleasure to make sure it doesn't happen
Thank you. Some constructive honesty. It sad that people have said that to you because what you experience is bother perfectly natural and something you should embrace and enjoy. My article hasn't been received well, but I would still like to say this: rejoice in who you are, however your body works. Explore it with an open mind and anyone who tells you it's wrong is a twat.
Twat, is that a semiprofessional term or a non therapeutic projection?
Coming from not being educated in the “squirt” (why the hell can I not get the streak out of my head)?
What number does consent come under?
Also, granny egg sucking.
However, you have thought about it, which I suspect isn’t a process much practiced on here.
Hey, have fun!
Twat is, like my article, just a personal opinion!
Consent is in the first para where it says "When you're both working together towards the same goal." Seems pretty clear to me, although I did also mention discussion and checkins throughout the entire fucking article! Maybe you missed that."Soo sorry, got lost in the mirror marketing | |||
"Im looking for STEP FOUR And you win the award for being the first person to properly read it! Congrats. Like I said in post number #2, I didn't proof read very well. My bad." and you win the award for being least observant.... someone mentioned step four in the first comment after your OP | |||
"What a load of shit
Pretty much.
But Swing, you're just not doing it right
I'll happily not do it right, it works for me just fine.
You and me both.
Instructions are for baking a cake "Red, I had exactly the same thoughts re: being like a recipe. | |||
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"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol" Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious | |||
"What a load of shit
Pretty much.
But Swing, you're just not doing it right
I'll happily not do it right, it works for me just fine.
You and me both.
Instructions are for baking a cake
Red, I had exactly the same thoughts re: being like a recipe."I'm picturing the women of fab lying prone on the bed bored, whilst the men of fab clutch their phone in their hands attempting to follow the OP's very detailed instructions & getting confused because step 4 is missing. K | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious "in fairness to them if someone wets themselves from laughing there must have been something pretty hilarious already going on | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
in fairness to them if someone wets themselves from laughing there must have been something pretty hilarious already going on "Some women do wet themselves inadvertently when they laugh, due to pelvic floor damage, pelvic organ prolapse etc. I'm a member of a support group for such women and its a very distressing thing. It's not in the least bit amusing for those who suffer. My prolapses don't affect my bladder, but I've had surgery to correct one prolapse (partly successful) but my uterine prolapse cannot be repaired and I rely on a medical device to hold it up, off my bladder. The prolapse squashing my bladder resulted in obstructed urination, frequent UTIs and my bladder became over stretched due to the obstruction. I can hold over a litre in my bladder, which is about double the average. I don't find anything around pelvic organ dysfunction, incontinence etc amusing. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
in fairness to them if someone wets themselves from laughing there must have been something pretty hilarious already going on
Some women do wet themselves inadvertently when they laugh, due to pelvic floor damage, pelvic organ prolapse etc. I'm a member of a support group for such women and its a very distressing thing. It's not in the least bit amusing for those who suffer. My prolapses don't affect my bladder, but I've had surgery to correct one prolapse (partly successful) but my uterine prolapse cannot be repaired and I rely on a medical device to hold it up, off my bladder. The prolapse squashing my bladder resulted in obstructed urination, frequent UTIs and my bladder became over stretched due to the obstruction. I can hold over a litre in my bladder, which is about double the average.
I don't find anything around pelvic organ dysfunction, incontinence etc amusing." | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious "Depends how you frame it. This world is becoming far too serious for me. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me."Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny? | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious "It can be sometimes tbh. Two friends made me laugh so much one NYE (over a pork pie of all things) I wee-d my pants and had to take them off. We still laugh about it now | |||
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"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me.
Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny?"Odd, the wife and I often joked about until she got the stitch. Is it just Tesco’s? Joke. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
It can be sometimes tbh. Two friends made me laugh so much one NYE (over a pork pie of all things) I wee-d my pants and had to take them off.
We still laugh about it now "If you could not control urine flowing from your bladder at all, I'm confident you wouldn't find it funny. There are thousands, nay millions of women who have to wear incontinence pants all the time because even tiny pressure on their pelvic floor means they wet themselves and it happens all the time. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
in fairness to them if someone wets themselves from laughing there must have been something pretty hilarious already going on
Some women do wet themselves inadvertently when they laugh, due to pelvic floor damage, pelvic organ prolapse etc. I'm a member of a support group for such women and its a very distressing thing. It's not in the least bit amusing for those who suffer. My prolapses don't affect my bladder, but I've had surgery to correct one prolapse (partly successful) but my uterine prolapse cannot be repaired and I rely on a medical device to hold it up, off my bladder. The prolapse squashing my bladder resulted in obstructed urination, frequent UTIs and my bladder became over stretched due to the obstruction. I can hold over a litre in my bladder, which is about double the average.
I don't find anything around pelvic organ dysfunction, incontinence etc amusing."but there are also people who don’t have incontinence issues who have pee’d themselves purely from laughing so much they engaged their bladder or whatever the terminology may be - i think it was pretty clear what the poster meant in the context of the thread - laugh a girl into bed and all that and i say that as someone who absolutely would cross their legs if i sneezed in tesco and wouldn't be going near a trampoline | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
It can be sometimes tbh. Two friends made me laugh so much one NYE (over a pork pie of all things) I wee-d my pants and had to take them off.
We still laugh about it now "Definitely this has happened to me a few times! I don’t think there was any malice in it to be fair x | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me.
Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny?
Odd, the wife and I often joked about until she got the stitch.
Is it just Tesco’s?
Joke."Colposusupension is what it is called me thinks. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me.
Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny?
Odd, the wife and I often joked about until she got the stitch.
Is it just Tesco’s?
Joke.
Colposusupension is what it is called me thinks."Sacrohysteropexy is the preferred method for rectifying uterine prolapse but I am not eligible due to my pelvic nerve injury. Colposuspension is the re-suspension of a prolapsed bladder. Both are quite major surgeries. | |||
"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me.
Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny?
Odd, the wife and I often joked about until she got the stitch.
Is it just Tesco’s?
Joke.
Colposusupension is what it is called me thinks."Oh, and you’re right about the intelligence, not sure I spelt properly. | |||
" No! I'm having so much fun! But yea, you're probably right. Thanks for all the fish. xxx Luv-massage out." You’re having so much fun?? And that OP is where you just lost any credibility. Glad you find the thread so amusing. | |||
a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame. | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! Please write an instructional. There's always room for more knowledge. If a man needs a manual he's not the man for me. What's wrong with finding out for yourself what we like? I do it for men. I don't go in with a manual. I learn about how they like their g-spot treated by them, not by another man. " Why not find a partner to write your manuals together? | |||
"I can't believe how many people are bashing this guy???? I for one enioyed reading his post and wish more guys would take the time to do so a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame. "Old American people’s saying. “You can talk about buffalo hunting, you can dream about buffalo hunting, you can talk about buffalo hunting”. “If you have never been buffalo hunting (read a book, I digress) you know nothing”. | |||
"I can't believe how many people are bashing this guy???? I for one enioyed reading his post and wish more guys would take the time to do so a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame. "Yeah the "I've no interest in your post" brigade but I'll comment anyway haha R | |||
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"Make her laugh, then they often wet themselves lol Yes, because urinary incontinence is hilarious
Depends how you frame it.
This world is becoming far too serious for me.
Wetting yourself in public because you sneezed, laughed etc is not funny at all, no matter how you frame it. Anyone who finds it funny are clearly has some sort of insufficient intelligence level. You try pissing yourself in Tesco and tell me you'd find it funny?"Certainly not funny when you have to plan in toilet breaks to any trip you do. #menopause | |||
"I can't believe how many people are bashing this guy???? I for one enioyed reading his post and wish more guys would take the time to do so a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame. "I thought it was a good post. I've chatted to him before and he has always been very polite, friendly, respectful and a true gentleman | |||
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"I can't believe how many people are bashing this guy???? I for one enioyed reading his post and wish more guys would take the time to do so a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame.
Yeah the "I've no interest in your post" brigade but I'll comment anyway haha
R"I was interested. I wanted to air my views. The thread title said it all for me. | |||
"I can honestly say I have never orgasm when I’ve squirted . It’s two separate things completely for me .. and I’d think many ladies are the same ?? It annoys me sometimes when guys try to make me squirt. Then if they succeed they think that’s the job done .. hell no .. you’ve only just started ! Please write an instructional. There's always room for more knowledge. If a man needs a manual he's not the man for me. What's wrong with finding out for yourself what we like? I do it for men. I don't go in with a manual. I learn about how they like their g-spot treated by them, not by another man. Why not find a partner to write your manuals together?" Because my knowledge is learned as I go along with each partner. You can't write an instruction manual for that. | |||
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"Well i quite often squirt, but not when I orgasm. Must be wired wrong lol" Now that’s a sight I’d love to see | |||
"Well i quite often squirt, but not when I orgasm. Must be wired wrong lol" I know what you mean by that x | |||
" I'm not a doctor, sex counsellor or some kind of guru, but as a semi-professional massage therapist I think you will find no professional body allows fingering clients, please update to amateur wannabe squirt guru or list your professional body " Look up a guy called Colin Richards at intimacy matters...you'll be surprised how common it is | |||
"I grew up in bishops stortford. " That is actually the most interesting thing I have read on this thread! | |||
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"Well i quite often squirt, but not when I orgasm. Must be wired wrong lol" Nope! I've seen Mrs gush during a meet, vigorously being fucked at the time, she wasn't aware it'd happened until watching it back, she said she wasn't orgasming at that point either. | |||
"I can't believe how many people are bashing this guy???? I for one enioyed reading his post and wish more guys would take the time to do so a lot of people here slating him yet openly admit to not having read his post???
I'm just baffled. Yes he's a guy, yes he has an opinion and has shared his learnings and experiences in a bid to help others, I don't see why everyone is so quick to demean his efforts. I'd love a guy to do this with me.
So many kore things I could say but I feel I would be wasting my time. What a shame.
Yeah the "I've no interest in your post" brigade but I'll comment anyway haha
R"Exactly, I read it completely differently to some people on here x at no point did I get any bad vibes or think that he assumes all women are the same, I can't squirt but I'll happily keep trying in case i/we are missing something x I'm a bugger for not relaxing I just get too eager to fk but yeah this posts comments made me sad really. So much venom from people x | |||
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"I don’t get why everyone is having a go, personally. Some of the reactions have seemed really strange to me. If you already squirt or regularly use a technique that makes women squirt when with you, then this isn’t for you. If not, then it could be quite useful. Isn’t it as simple as that? I’ve never squirted, but I’d love to because I find it really sexy. If my partner tried to follow these instructions it’d be great. " honestly i think the problem is its just yet another man telling more men that if they just keep going long enough then they should be able to get a woman to squirt like you said if you already do its not needed , but if you don’t want to , its actually really not wanted, porn is already misled encouragement enough for those of us and it’s frustrating to continually see it hyped up as something every woman should be able to or want to do - like some medal that tells a guy he is a sex god if he can do it thats why i said to the OP i get what he was trying to do but he missed step 1 ask her does she even want to squirt | |||
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