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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it
wow"
I politely declined, due to the silliness of the situation haha |
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over a year ago
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"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!
I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer "
CNC just sounds like a minefield and the level of trust that is needed to know everyone is genuine is hard to find. |
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over a year ago
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"I’ve had loads.
Do share please?
Can I be used as a toilet
Can he fuck me when I’m on my period
Can I humiliate him in public
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I was in Amsterdam RLD when this couple walked past and the woman was screaming at the guy for looking in the windows. Seemed a bit over the top I’m sure it was some kind of public humiliation ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One odd request I was given was to narrate the going ons, while playing.
This was asked of me mid way through playing. From that point on it was no long sexual enjoyment for me but it was innocently funny so I went along with it until the person had finished
This gentleman even gave me examples of how he wanted me to narrate the events. “Xxx is moving his hands over xxx’s back while using his tongue to pleasure xxx’s cock”.
It was like live audio description of an amateur porno.
Felt like it was a waste of a meet but it is a funny memory so can’t complain haha. The guy was really nice he wasn’t dodgy just a peculiar request. |
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"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!
I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer "
The police are actually aware of this type of scene. The advice from the "boys in blue" is for everyone to have on their person a pre-made and signed card explaining what's going on and that they consent. That said, CNC is really only advisable between people who know each other very well, and have built up a strong trust.
Strangest request I ever had was from a woman who wanted to post me a 500ml bottle of her fresh piss and drink it on video for her. I agreed, it arrived in my work mail the following day and I did indeed record the video in a quiet spot at a train station. Downed it in one. |
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over a year ago
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The police are actually aware of this type of scene. The advice from the "boys in blue" is for everyone to have on their person a pre-made and signed card explaining what's going on and that they consent. That said, CNC is really only advisable between people who know each other very well, and have built up a strong trust. "
Didn’t know this. Useful tip I guess.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast! "
I have been there and understand how fast, turbo charged things moving very fast, is! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
I've had the same bloke ask me several times whether I like to smoke to which I've replied no as the smell makes me vomit. A few days later same question and same response. A few days later.......
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!
I have been there and understand how fast, turbo charged things moving very fast, is! "
It's fast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many to mention but...
To let her shit on my chest! Ummm nope!! The only hard No I have had to give.
Cum in work shoes before they put them on for the day.
Wear a plug on the bike. Not as fun as you may think.
Things get darker after that! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Too many to mention but...
To let her shit on my chest! Ummm nope!! The only hard No I have had to give.
Cum in work shoes before they put them on for the day.
Wear a plug on the bike. Not as fun as you may think.
Things get darker after that! "
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast! "
This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ... ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!
This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ... "
Really!! That is unbelievable. |
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!
This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ... "
As a dog lover myself (not in the carnal sense) I really can't understand why anyone would.
PS - cracking thighs BTW ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"A couple I met on another website asked if their four-legged friend could join in. Needless to say I left faster than a turbo-charged thing moving very fast!
This happen to me last night on here , money was offered ...
As a dog lover myself (not in the carnal sense) I really can't understand why anyone would.
PS - cracking thighs BTW "
I truly think it's just for the "shock value" , getting off on people's reaction ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it. "
On another episode of this never happened ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked by a couple to bring my fuckbuddy round to fuck her in their daughters bedroom. It turns out the daughter had gone to uni and they miss hearing her and her boyfriend at it.
On another episode of this never happened ..."
Your right it didn't happen we left asap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once messaged by a guy in Cornwall to stop by his stall (where he sold carved animals by the side of the road). He told me if I stop by and flash him my boobs, he would give me a carved duck!!! Ha ha. I told him he would need to upgrade it to a full size unicorn and then I’d think about it. .
I think he’s still working on it. The messages back and forward were entertaining, to say the least.
Also, we were offered a free taxi ride anywhere, if the guy could just watch us having sex in the back of his cab.
We have had some funny messages for sure.
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Hm, I can't say that I have received requests that I would call strange or bizzare as such. I don't judge people for their interests and kinks as a rule however every single time that it came across badly was how it was asked or offered.
So things like people sending first messages apropos of nothing detailing whatever scenarios or fantasies they are interested in, especially when they involve something that I've listed on my profile as a hard limit.
The number of so called submissives looking for a dial-a-domme or so called dominants looking for a sub-in-a-box are too numerous to name.
One of my favourite jokes with people who announce that they have "no limits" is to mention that I would like to shave one of their eyebrows (just the one) - it's amazing how quickly it turns out that they do have limits after all!
I have never received any requests involving those that cannot consent (animals, minors etc) - I would definitely report anything like. |
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"Hm, I can't say that I have received requests that I would call strange or bizzare as such. I don't judge people for their interests and kinks as a rule however every single time that it came across badly was how it was asked or offered.
So things like people sending first messages apropos of nothing detailing whatever scenarios or fantasies they are interested in, especially when they involve something that I've listed on my profile as a hard limit.
The number of so called submissives looking for a dial-a-domme or so called dominants looking for a sub-in-a-box are too numerous to name.
One of my favourite jokes with people who announce that they have "no limits" is to mention that I would like to shave one of their eyebrows (just the one) - it's amazing how quickly it turns out that they do have limits after all!
I have never received any requests involving those that cannot consent (animals, minors etc) - I would definitely report anything like. "
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By *ands09Couple
over a year ago
West London |
I was once asked by a guy to meet him, not for sex, just to do pee in his mouth ..when I said I am not interested, he requested me to courier a bottle filled with my pee for him to drink..... I know that some are into water sports - but drinking is taking it to another level |
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By *obajxMan
over a year ago
Cheshire |
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Strangest request I ever had was from a woman who wanted to post me a 500ml bottle of her fresh piss and drink it on video for her. I agreed, it arrived in my work mail the following day and I did indeed record the video in a quiet spot at a train station. Downed it in one. "
I reckon you swapped it for Tango apple ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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Told this story before but a 23yr old messaged me a few years ago asking me if I’d be interested in fucking a girl he’d met on tinder. That was his first ever message to me, never spoke to him before so thought I’d play along.
Sent me photos and screenshots of conversations with her. She then said she wanted to speak to me to see if I’m real. So I gave her my number, she called and was telling me what she’d like to do to us. Still didn’t believe it lol
So after a few calls he calls, we arranged a meet at his and time. On the day, he calls me and asks me if I’m ok with vodka and lemo. I said “whatever you get up to is up to you but I won’t be doing it. Which they said was fine.
So then he calls back and asks me if it’s ok if she comes in her uniform cause she’ll be coming straight to his. Mmmm maybe she’s a nurse? Or a police officer. “Ok no problem”
I’m just leaving and she calls me and asks if I knew she was coming in her uniform. I said I did, and then she said “cause I’ll be coming straight from school”...... “erm what?” “I’m coming straight from school to Toms” (name changed cause I can’t remember it haha). “How old are you?” “15”
I’ve never ended a call and blocked someone so fast!!! |
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"Told this story before but a 23yr old messaged me a few years ago asking me if I’d be interested in fucking a girl he’d met on tinder. That was his first ever message to me, never spoke to him before so thought I’d play along.
Sent me photos and screenshots of conversations with her. She then said she wanted to speak to me to see if I’m real. So I gave her my number, she called and was telling me what she’d like to do to us. Still didn’t believe it lol
So after a few calls he calls, we arranged a meet at his and time. On the day, he calls me and asks me if I’m ok with vodka and lemo. I said “whatever you get up to is up to you but I won’t be doing it. Which they said was fine.
So then he calls back and asks me if it’s ok if she comes in her uniform cause she’ll be coming straight to his. Mmmm maybe she’s a nurse? Or a police officer. “Ok no problem”
I’m just leaving and she calls me and asks if I knew she was coming in her uniform. I said I did, and then she said “cause I’ll be coming straight from school”...... “erm what?” “I’m coming straight from school to Toms” (name changed cause I can’t remember it haha). “How old are you?” “15”
I’ve never ended a call and blocked someone so fast!!!" wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread never ceases to shock me I have not had it as bad as some but my rugby ball got awful time of it. I think i said before I got a message asking would I ejaculate on my rugby ball and post it to UK..She said she was then going shove the ball where the sun doesn't shine!! Lovely ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"This thread never ceases to shock me I have not had it as bad as some but my rugby ball got awful time of it. I think i said before I got a message asking would I ejaculate on my rugby ball and post it to UK..She said she was then going shove the ball where the sun doesn't shine!! Lovely "
Sounds painful |
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By *w214Couple
over a year ago
Wirral |
"One guy wanted me to chew up bread and then spit it into an envelope & post it to him "
Probably had a bearing to pop out and no pullers available (and the prize for the most tenuous explanation goes too....) ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got asked to arrange a CNC for a couple where I would enter the house by an unlocked back door at night, tie them up and have sex with them - both!
I really didn’t want to try and explain that to a police officer " m
That was probably someone trying to get their own back on a neighbour. They would have sent you to someone else's house |
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"This thread never ceases to shock me I have not had it as bad as some but my rugby ball got awful time of it. I think i said before I got a message asking would I ejaculate on my rugby ball and post it to UK..She said she was then going shove the ball where the sun doesn't shine!! Lovely "
Can't blame her for 'try'ing ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit
My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested
Probably because she never got said pic "
I sent it!!! I promise haha |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
somewhere |
Last week I was asked to sit into a sling and be connected to an actual milking machine....photos of machine and sling attached to the message
I've also been asked to bend over and let him rim me but actually stick his tongue right in as he likes the taste of crap |
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"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit
My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested
Probably because she never got said pic
I sent it!!! I promise haha"
Finally....you know its rude to keep a lady waiting ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit
My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested
Probably because she never got said pic
I sent it!!! I promise haha
Finally....you know its rude to keep a lady waiting "
Have to make you work for it!!! I’m not easy you know missy? |
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"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels "
Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..
I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before. |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I was once messaged by a guy in Cornwall to stop by his stall (where he sold carved animals by the side of the road). He told me if I stop by and flash him my boobs, he would give me a carved duck!!! Ha ha. I told him he would need to upgrade it to a full size unicorn and then I’d think about it. .
I think he’s still working on it. The messages back and forward were entertaining, to say the least.
Also, we were offered a free taxi ride anywhere, if the guy could just watch us having sex in the back of his cab.
We have had some funny messages for sure.
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I know where that stall is ... |
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By *innocentMan
over a year ago
Littlehampton |
"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels
Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..
I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before. "
I watched a documentary on balloon fetishes. The people who enjoy balloons, are known as 'looners' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently a guy had a diamond made from his dead friends ashes. He wanted to have sex with me while i wore kickers with said diamond fixed to them.
I’m still trying to work out if that would count as a threesome or not! |
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I've had few messages from submissive men requesting varying sorts of humiliation.
Nothing illegal or that I considered particularly unusual.
Think my photos might give the wrong impression though ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels
Had one of these years ago, he wanted me to blow balloons up til they burst as it gave him a thrill..
I'm not kink shaming. Was just something that had never crossed my mind before. "
I would actually consider the original proposal. I quite like bursting balloons ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *odgerMan
over a year ago
Coventry(ish)London |
"Watch someone drown in a slurry pit
My bizarre request was from a lovely lady on here who then ghosted me after she got the photo she requested "
The lovely lady was probably a lovely guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a 20yr old guy could he watch his Dad pound me
That may not seem strange to some...but it defo was my strangest...
I've also had very scary msgs but that's for another thread |
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"I've had few messages from submissive men requesting varying sorts of humiliation.
Nothing illegal or that I considered particularly unusual.
Think my photos might give the wrong impression though " ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Was asked to sit on a man's face in my knickers and poop myself so he could feel it on his face.....
Didn't really have space in my diary for that one unfortunately.... "
Aaaaaahhhhh he just wanted to get shit faced |
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We were asked once if scarlet would walk on a gentleman, after looking at his profile he must have been all of 6 stone wet through and she would have crushed him. Needless to say it was a no from her didn't want blood on her feet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve been asked if his dog can join
Wear his wife’s wedding dress and meet at her gravestone.
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What a really unusual request x some really weirdos and freaks on here x that's the worst one I've ever heard xx ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I went to an S&M club in London with a friend, and some fella wanted me to spit on him.. I didnt"
That's not particularly odd for an S+M club, pretty tame tbh. I like dominant women spitting on me |
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I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.
I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.
Block and move on lol ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.
I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.
Block and move on lol "
Quite right too xx most guys on here have no respect or manners x ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.
I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.
Block and move on lol
Quite right too xx most guys on here have no respect or manners x "
Nasty man |
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Not really a request, but I was asked once, what would I do if I was given a drink in a pub with a tiny man floating in it.
I said I'd send it back and order another drink.
Apparently this was not a good answer and caused a bit of offence. |
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"Not really a request, but I was asked once, what would I do if I was given a drink in a pub with a tiny man floating in it.
I said I'd send it back and order another drink.
Apparently this was not a good answer and caused a bit of offence."
I’ve had that one too. ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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So many!
Lots of toilet requests, and pets joining.
Also had the ”watch me drowning in a bog while you masturbate and steal my money.” Request.
Pregnancy and marriage. Moving in to be a guys milk maid, providing him fresh milk each morning for his cornflakes.
I was also once asked to meet a chap so that I could trample fish and crabs in stiletto heels, while he watched. |
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"So many!
Lots of toilet requests, and pets joining.
Also had the ”watch me drowning in a bog while you masturbate and steal my money.” Request.
Pregnancy and marriage. Moving in to be a guys milk maid, providing him fresh milk each morning for his cornflakes.
I was also once asked to meet a chap so that I could trample fish and crabs in stiletto heels, while he watched."
Thanks for sharing |
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over a year ago
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A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move "
Love it. Bloody good idea. You could mail him over after so he could do under mine and my cooker ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move
Love it. Bloody good idea. You could mail him over after so he could do under mine and my cooker "
Fantastic answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.
When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off. |
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"I had someone request I verbally abuse him and nothing else. Literally just insult him. Not even whilst wearing anything kinky. Found that weird "
I would have just sent:
Dickhead
And then block him. He’d get his wish lol |
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"The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.
When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off."
Strange indeed |
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over a year ago
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"A guy messaged me and asked what would I get him to do if he was only three inches high. I said he could clean behind the fridge as it’s really heavy to move " .. Hilarious!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"The first day I joined. A single woman asked me if I would go to hers for unprotected sex and cum inside her husbands pillow case.
When I read ~cum inside her~ I thought OK but then followed by ~husbands pillow case~ kind of put me off.
Strange indeed "
Very strange. I don't know if she hates him as he doesn't know she's on here or it's just one if her things? |
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over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to bring balloons so that I’d stamp on them and burst them wearing heels "
That seems to be a bit of a thing, once had a gay work colleague who used to take a pack of balloons to one of his Grindr meets as there was a balloon fetish going on.
There again he might have been just winding me up and it could have been just do much hot air! |
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over a year ago
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"Once had a message from a lady, asking me to stick my cock into a used toilet roll and fuck it, then send her a video of it "
Was that at the beginning of lockdown? Quite understandable with all those shortages! |
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over a year ago
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"I was asked to go to a lady's house, spunk her knickers before she goes to work so she can wear my spunk all day."
Had a few strange ones, some of which not fit to mention on a public forum.
One woman once asked if so thought it was possible to penetrate her cervix, I would have thought it was a wind up had I not met her several times before.
It’s amazing what stuff the human mind will come up with in those moments of erotic fantasy.
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I (Mr) worked in a house of I'll repute a few years ago as their had been problems with aggressive punters, one of the girls was telling me about a regular guy that would be stripped naked have a sack over his head with a belt round his neck, he would then be hogtied and the girl would beat the crap out of him. Being young and naive I thought yea whatever, anyway the girl called me and a colleague into the room and there was this guy trussed up like a chicken with a sack over his head. The guy I worked with gave him a few slaps which seemed to really go down well, so a couple of punches and kicks were given, now he was moaning like he was really enjoying it. We then went back downstairs and about 10 minutes later the guy comes down and you could see the bruising on his face , my colleague said is everything ok to which he replied "that was fucking amazing, the best ever" it turns out he had given the girl an extra £50.00 as he had enjoyed it so much. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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over a year ago
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It all starts off with a few harmless balloons... and then before you know it the dog is joining in, your pleasuring yourself in an used toilet roll and have a bag over your head while getting beaten up and abused for 50 quid... Its a slippy slope ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Been asked to walk in the house and wake up the wife of a couple without her knowing beforehand. It’s not the strangest of requests but I could see things going wrong almost immediately! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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over a year ago
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We had a guy ask loads of times if the wife would pee in his mouth
We had another who wanted us to use him like a foot stool and coffee table
Had someone wanting to clean the house (should of took that offer up lol)
We’ve also had a guy ask if his dog could join us |
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"We had a guy ask loads of times if the wife would pee in his mouth
We had another who wanted us to use him like a foot stool and coffee table
Had someone wanting to clean the house (should of took that offer up lol)
We’ve also had a guy ask if his dog could join us "
Thanks for sharing |
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"We were asked once if scarlet would walk on a gentleman, after looking at his profile he must have been all of 6 stone wet through and she would have crushed him. Needless to say it was a no from her didn't want blood on her feet.
This is funny Trampling is not done without support (such as a cage or holding onto sturdy structure) unless in Belle de Jour which is a fantasy "
Not being something we have seen done or are into how would we know that? All he asked was would she walk up and down his naked body with her in hold ups |
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"We were asked once if scarlet would walk on a gentleman, after looking at his profile he must have been all of 6 stone wet through and she would have crushed him. Needless to say it was a no from her didn't want blood on her feet.
This is funny Trampling is not done without support (such as a cage or holding onto sturdy structure) unless in Belle de Jour which is a fantasy
Not being something we have seen done or are into how would we know that? All he asked was would she walk up and down his naked body with her in hold ups"
Indeed! That was my point exactly in an earlier comment - by all means, your-kink-is-not-my-kink-but-it's-ok however absolutely ludicrous to spring fetishes on people apropos of nothing. I feel the same about "usual" requests, it's the same idiotic idea of barging in penis first (or fetish first, same difference) ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.
I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.
Block and move on lol "
It's an easy mistake to make and I think there are some guys who ask us this, just to shock us after we answer. Probably no intention of meeting or interest in the activity either. |
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"I thought I was open minded and was asked by a guy on here just how open minded I was.
I soon found out I wasn't when he mistakenly took my answer as that I had no hard limits and would be up for poop and dirty anal. When I politely told him it wouldn't be my thing his reply was very abusive.
Block and move on lol
It's an easy mistake to make and I think there are some guys who ask us this, just to shock us after we answer. Probably no intention of meeting or interest in the activity either. " ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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over a year ago
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Got a request from a couple to meet them at a hotel, she would give me a pair of her panties and I was to go to the toilet and leave a load in the gusset. Bring them back and she would then go to the toilet and put them on.
Thought it was a very strange request.
But hey it was a quiet day and why not.
Got a message from them about a week later saying how she had enjoyed it and could they post a pair of panties to me to repeat the act.
They were very complimentary on how much they had enjoyed it.
Nothing is strange anymore. |
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over a year ago
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"Got asked by a bi guy would i meet wearing a nappy. He wanted to piss in it abd then me fuck him wearing it
That is incredible! "
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