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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let’s hear your worst meet experience
I met a woman went to her house she was smoking a spliff and started to put a roll on her armpits I noticed she had not showered and tried to cover that up so I made an excuse to go to the car and left |
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over a year ago
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She had a lot of cats, and was unable to kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. She didn't seem like she wanted to be doing the meet. Absolute boner destroyer. I made my excuses and left. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"She had a lot of cats, and was unable to kiss without smashing her teeth against mine. She didn't seem like she wanted to be doing the meet. Absolute boner destroyer. I made my excuses and left."
Always best to get outta there if you not happy |
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I had a social before and afterwards she messaged me saying that she was expecting me to take it further. I guess that was a bad meet because I missed out on some fun  |
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"I had a social before and afterwards she messaged me saying that she was expecting me to take it further. I guess that was a bad meet because I missed out on some fun "
Could of been worse, I once had a social she didn’t give any signs she wanted to take it further so I didn’t then afterwards she messaged n goes I should of put my cock in her mouth to shut her up  |
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Meet a cpl, to start someone hit my car in the carpark whilst i was picking up some wine for the night a head. Then once i got there they were a lot older then there profile said or there picture looked like. It was all wrong so beat a hasty retreat. |
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"Meet a cpl, to start someone hit my car in the carpark whilst i was picking up some wine for the night a head. Then once i got there they were a lot older then there profile said or there picture looked like. It was all wrong so beat a hasty retreat. "
Lol unlucky
Once I was going to a meet and there had just been a car crash on the motorway police was there I just drove through the rubble to get to the meet and it was amazing |
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Spur of the moment. Took a risk at accepting a request from a woman asking to come round. Didn't know if she was real. Could have been a gang or a prostitute with a pimp. I had no idea. No real conversation beforehand.
Anyway. She turned up alone thank god. And she was absolutely stunning. She wanted to fuck straight away. (Even started unwrapping a condom aa we chatted) I told her we weren't fucking until I'd gone down on her.
She was clean and we both enjoyed it. When I came to me receiving or fucking. I was as limp as a limp limpit. I simply wasn't turned on at all. Combination of nerves and lack of chat beforehand to stimulate my imagination. Usually just the thought of cunnilingus makes me wildly horny.
I told her I didn't want sex or a bj in return. Awkward moment and she left.
Very polite to the end. Just really awkward.
There's a lot to be said for chatting before meeting.
It's not always men trying to get off on dirty talk. Certainly not for me as the above story will attest  |
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"Spur of the moment. Took a risk at accepting a request from a woman asking to come round. Didn't know if she was real. Could have been a gang or a prostitute with a pimp. I had no idea. No real conversation beforehand.
Anyway. She turned up alone thank god. And she was absolutely stunning. She wanted to fuck straight away. (Even started unwrapping a condom aa we chatted) I told her we weren't fucking until I'd gone down on her.
She was clean and we both enjoyed it. When I came to me receiving or fucking. I was as limp as a limp limpit. I simply wasn't turned on at all. Combination of nerves and lack of chat beforehand to stimulate my imagination. Usually just the thought of cunnilingus makes me wildly horny.
I told her I didn't want sex or a bj in return. Awkward moment and she left.
Very polite to the end. Just really awkward.
There's a lot to be said for chatting before meeting.
It's not always men trying to get off on dirty talk. Certainly not for me as the above story will attest "
No way!! should always try get hard before a meet watch porn in the car next time |
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"Meet a cpl, to start someone hit my car in the carpark whilst i was picking up some wine for the night a head. Then once i got there they were a lot older then there profile said or there picture looked like. It was all wrong so beat a hasty retreat.
Lol unlucky
Once I was going to a meet and there had just been a car crash on the motorway police was there I just drove through the rubble to get to the meet and it was amazing "
The rubble, speeding off from the police, or did they join in? |
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I invited a couple to my place after weeks of chatting. When they arrived they were a lot slimmer and older looking than their profile pic. One was sweating a lot. They both had a bad attitude and were shivering even though it was warm. They behaved nothing like how they’d been in prior conversations and I already knew instantly I wasn’t going to have any “fun” with them.
I asked if they wanted a drink. In response they asked if it was ok if they could use my kettle to inject some illegal substances.
Shocked wasn’t the word. I shit my pants immediately (not literally).
I’ve never been so scared in my life - obviously I said no, and then I had to figure out how to kick them out without them getting aggressive.
That really changed my perspective on meets. They gave no indication that they were unsavoury characters, and their profile was full of glowing reviews. I don’t think I’d ever meet someone in my home ever again after that. |
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"I invited a couple to my place after weeks of chatting. When they arrived they were a lot slimmer and older looking than their profile pic. One was sweating a lot. They both had a bad attitude and were shivering even though it was warm. They behaved nothing like how they’d been in prior conversations and I already knew instantly I wasn’t going to have any “fun” with them.
I asked if they wanted a drink. In response they asked if it was ok if they could use my kettle to inject some illegal substances.
Shocked wasn’t the word. I shit my pants immediately (not literally).
I’ve never been so scared in my life - obviously I said no, and then I had to figure out how to kick them out without them getting aggressive.
That really changed my perspective on meets. They gave no indication that they were unsavoury characters, and their profile was full of glowing reviews. I don’t think I’d ever meet someone in my home ever again after that."
Can’t imagine how you felt at the time must of been terrified |
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A meet that didn't happen, drove to Wakefield from York. Found the prearranged pub. I was early... waited a long time, they didn't show!!! Subsequently blocked me on Fab but I reported them!
Another was to meet a couple in Bradford for a social, fun to follow if all happy. Waiting in the pub took a phone call from the fella who said they were just back from casualty as he had fallen and broken his collar bone but I could go to their house and entertain the Mrs whilst he watched. When I arrived he was clearly d*unk (probably why he fell) and it became clear to me that she was being coerced into 'performing' with me. I couldn't decide whether walking away or playing as gently and sensitively as I could would be best for her... I did stay and she warmed to careful foreplay but my anxiety for her killed it for me and I couldn't get it up. She saw me out and said she was grateful for not being pushed and taken advantage of and gave me her mobile number. We met socially a few times after that and eventually had good sex. Soon after she messaged me to say we must stop but after a lapse of several months messaged to say that she had braved herself to leave the marriage but we didn't pick up from where we left off!
Still am troubled as to whether I did the right thing at that first encounter with hubby presiding?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spur of the moment. Took a risk at accepting a request from a woman asking to come round. Didn't know if she was real. Could have been a gang or a prostitute with a pimp. I had no idea. No real conversation beforehand.
Anyway. She turned up alone thank god. And she was absolutely stunning. She wanted to fuck straight away. (Even started unwrapping a condom aa we chatted) I told her we weren't fucking until I'd gone down on her.
She was clean and we both enjoyed it. When I came to me receiving or fucking. I was as limp as a limp limpit. I simply wasn't turned on at all. Combination of nerves and lack of chat beforehand to stimulate my imagination. Usually just the thought of cunnilingus makes me wildly horny.
I told her I didn't want sex or a bj in return. Awkward moment and she left.
Very polite to the end. Just really awkward.
There's a lot to be said for chatting before meeting.
It's not always men trying to get off on dirty talk. Certainly not for me as the above story will attest
No way!! should always try get hard before a meet watch porn in the car next time"
Oh I was hard but the lack of connection beforehand, combined with the uncertainty of who would knock on my door, killed by horn. Even going down on her. My favourite thing, guaranteed to turn me on didn't work. You live and learn lol |
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"Spur of the moment. Took a risk at accepting a request from a woman asking to come round. Didn't know if she was real. Could have been a gang or a prostitute with a pimp. I had no idea. No real conversation beforehand.
Anyway. She turned up alone thank god. And she was absolutely stunning. She wanted to fuck straight away. (Even started unwrapping a condom aa we chatted) I told her we weren't fucking until I'd gone down on her.
She was clean and we both enjoyed it. When I came to me receiving or fucking. I was as limp as a limp limpit. I simply wasn't turned on at all. Combination of nerves and lack of chat beforehand to stimulate my imagination. Usually just the thought of cunnilingus makes me wildly horny.
I told her I didn't want sex or a bj in return. Awkward moment and she left.
Very polite to the end. Just really awkward.
There's a lot to be said for chatting before meeting.
It's not always men trying to get off on dirty talk. Certainly not for me as the above story will attest
No way!! should always try get hard before a meet watch porn in the car next time
Oh I was hard but the lack of connection beforehand, combined with the uncertainty of who would knock on my door, killed by horn. Even going down on her. My favourite thing, guaranteed to turn me on didn't work. You live and learn lol"
Lol |
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