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Dirtyest thing you have done
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over a year ago
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I went out into the garden yesterday, I slowly levered open the tight shed door. It was so hard to get it to move but finally with a final push of exertion and a gutteral grunt it gave way. From there I grabbed the smooth hard shaft of my fork. Now I was ready to tackle that soft moist virgin soil. I plunged my fork in, gripping the shaft firmly. The soil becomes loser as my fork drives deeper and deeper in. The juices start to run and cover me.
hows that for dirty and descriptive?
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over a year ago
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"What's the dirtiest thing you have ever done x"
Used a banana out of a fruitbowl and then it was put back after. 
To which i had no knowledge of...........honest  |
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The other day I found it very hard, so I rubbered up and found myself oozing in no time, I got into a rhythm and taking deeper breaths really began to give it some. My arms began to tire and my hands were gripping on as I squirted more and more.. But still the grease wouldn't come off the barbecue, dammit! |
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"i was sucked off in the cinema once
That is normal  "
wasn't for me at the time, and not when there were plent of people in their either lol. she seemed to like me returning the favour with my fingers too lol |
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"i was sucked off in the cinema once
That is normal
wasn't for me at the time, and not when there were plent of people in their either lol. she seemed to like me returning the favour with my fingers too lol"
See.
I couldnt do that, no one would hear the bloody film....lmao  |
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"I went out into the garden yesterday, I slowly levered open the tight shed door. It was so hard to get it to move but finally with a final push of exertion and a gutteral grunt it gave way. From there I grabbed the smooth hard shaft of my fork. Now I was ready to tackle that soft moist virgin soil. I plunged my fork in, gripping the shaft firmly. The soil becomes loser as my fork drives deeper and deeper in. The juices start to run and cover me.
hows that for dirty and descriptive?
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"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol"
you ask a question yet dont share anything you have done, and you expect others to share?
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"I know can't answer the question how it's ment have to be immature lol"
As.someone else mentioned the best place for this is.probably stories and fantasies - you'll get more serious answers.
You could possibly have worked this out from your first version of this in the lounge. The one that made it clear.that you don't really want to share, that you're not bringing any stories, that you're not interested what men say, that you're only looking for women to shoe themselves as game then you'll hit on them without even doing by private message  |
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"Quite a good subject,but spoiled by so many smart arse answers as usual.
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This is the lounge guys - the place where you can talk about anything - news, current affairs, the Olympics, 50 sodding shades..........whatever takes your fancy!
It's also the place where people will post humorous responses - often to cheer up and amuse fellow fabsters!
If the question regards swinging - there's the swingers forum. If the question is geared towards stories and fantasies - there's also the stories and fantasies forum!
You may not always get the responses you're looking for if the question is potentially better suited to one of the other forums - but just because someone posts something other than what you want - it doesn't make immature.
Oh - and in answer to your original question - I went to a festival with 2 girls I used to know - and in the middle of a crowd of thousands stood in the mud and rain whilst they both knelt and gave me a BJ - then fucked each, one after the other from behind whilst the girls snogged the pants off eachother!!
I was 19 at the time and luckily back then most people didn't own mobiles with cameras - so as far as I know the evidence isn't floating around the net - but the combination of getting cheered on and the jealous glances from some of the surrounding guys (and girls!) was epic!! |
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